Dumb People Town

Comedian Mike Falzone ( https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more!...

Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson ( https://douglovesmovies.com ) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Write your story, with Bett...

Comedian Orny Adams ( Podcast & Tour Dates ) stops by as Daniel describes how a man got banned from all National Parks for organizing a group hike, Randy explains why a Salem man was arrested for jumping on the back of a firetruck, and Jason warns against returning a used car violently, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://a...

Comedian Matthew Broussard ( Hyperbolic ) stops by as Randy describes a woman that got stuck between 2 boulders trying to get her phone, Jason explains how 2 drunk soldiers got caught having sex in an Apache helicopter, and Daniel warns against robbing people and asking them to pinky-promise not to report it, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Shipskis and Hims! Right now, ShipSkis is offer...

Courtney and Whitney from the podcast Hey Sis Eat This stop by as Randy describes how a bride's wedding dress caught on fire, Daniel lists all the strange trash left behind on New Jersey beaches, and Jason warns against asking the police to test your drugs after you've robbed someone, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.c...

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo ( The Memory Palace ) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Chewy, and Shipskis! Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit...

Comedian Katherine Blanford ( Catholic Cowgirl ) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Skylight Frames, and BetterHe...

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast join Jason, Randy, and Daniel on stage to review some Florida men, Jason describes a couple that may have another baby so that the husband can enjoy his wife's breastmilk, Randy explains how two women took their dead boyfriend to the bank to withdraw money, and Daniel lists the things that got stuck in peoples' holes last...

Triple threat Rachel Bloom ( Death, Let Me Do My Special ) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman sued her former employer after she didn't receive a "farewell" card but they did and no one signed it, Randy explains a husband that was reported missing only to return with strip club charges, and Jason warns against getting a near-fatal lap dance from your housekeeper, and so much more! Thanks to...

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour ) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy is helping...

Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla ( Beat It Out ) stops by as Jason describes how an influencer who married herself is now divorcing herself, Adam explains how he once installed a closet in the wrong person's house, and how he got into comedy and the radio, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Mint Mobile and BetterHelp! Go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT to get this new customer offer and your new 3...

Comedian, writer, actor, and director Jay Chandrasekhar stops by as Randy describes an elementary school social media post that was so insensitive several staff members were fired, Daniel explains how the same two men had to be rescued twice in the same week, and Jason warns against getting shot in the butt outside a Waffle House, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free onli...

Comedian Chris Grace ( As Scarlett Johansson ) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Mint Mobile...

Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp! Start y...

Comedian Erica Rhodes ( tour ) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...

Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian ( Tour dates and The Dork Forest ) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHe...

Comedian Nate Craig ( Tour dates ) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and BetterHelp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. An...

Comedian Jason Nash is back ( Jason's YT ) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Mint Mobile! To get your new 3...

Comedian James Adomian ( Path Of Most Resistance ) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp...

Comedian Mike Glazer ( Life Rules! ) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy...

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi ( Tour dates ) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BettterHelp and Mint Mobile! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today...