Dumb People Town

This week, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham (WOMP It Up!) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk driving suspect mixes Xanax and booze in an attempt to live their life like Jesus. In Story #2, a graduate's cake f... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Tig Notaro (Happy to Be Here) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a man finds live WWI artillery shell in his neighbor's trash.  In Story #2, a retired math teacher drives up and down the neighborhood masturbating out of his van to donate sperm.  In Story #3, officers receive a call from a man who is being followed by a pig. See Privacy Policy at http...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Emma Arnold (Yes Please) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a parent misspells their child's name on a tattoo. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Flula Borg joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a local doctor is found passed out with a hand around his penis. In Story #2, a man gets attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake. In Story #3, a burglar dis... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by David Huntsberger (The Space Cave) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for drunk driving a lawn mower. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Dave Pasquesi (Veep) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Chicago for a live Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a man steals cars to impress his son.  In Story #2, a community bans together against organized sex parties happening at a house in the neighborhood.  And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk tourist has a rough night after he gets lost on his way back to his hotel and finds himself climbing the Italian Alps. In Story #2, a... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili (My Opening Line, Keith and the Girl) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a former USPS carrier is charged with failing to deliver thousands of pieces of mail. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a hangry woman claims she couldn't order french fries at taco bell because the workers there are racist.  In Story #2, a man walks into a Speedway and very calmly steals two 18-packs of beer.  In Story #3, a father struggles to help his daughter with some strangely...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Josh Adam Meyers (Goddamn Comedy Jam, F is for Family) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a drunk driver is arrested while covered in dog poop. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Trae Crowder (The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested after crashing into a police cruiser while intoxicated and operating a van f... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Sarah Silverman (I Love You, America) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a man trashes a hotel room with pepperoni and seagulls. In Story #2, a zoo operation manager puts an intruder in an alligator hold.  In Story #3, a woman thinks she has food poisoning, but instead finds out she's pregnant and giving birth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are back for another minisode! In this week's story, a woman orders lasagne and is surprised by a scalding hot squirt of marinara sauce. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher (The Honeymoon Special, Another Period) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a man in a bull costume attempts to burn down a house with ragu.  In Story #2, an adult man challenges a 15-year-old boy to a nunchucks fight.  In Story #3, a McDonalds employee is fired for putting his mixtape into happy meals instead of the...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jeremiah Watkins (Jeremiah Wonders podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is found naked in a helicopter after driving a car into a lake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Karen Kilgariff (My Favorite Murder) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a samurai sword-wielding girlfriend seeks revenge against her "E-thlete" boyfriend.  Story #2 features a Bigfoot Truther who is suing the state of California.  In Story #3, a Wisconsin women's restroom is plagued by a serial toilet clogger. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Kevin Pollak (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, freebie train sex is caught on camera. In Story #2, a man sets his neighbor's car on fire in retaliation for the theft of his law... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kara Klenk (If You Build It show at UCB) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman mistakes a jail security booth for a fast food drive-thru. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase.  Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed.  In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs.  Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, author Brad Meltzer joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, customers are surprised by porn at Burger King. Then, the guys talk about Brad's new book, The Escape Artist, before getting into Story #2, in which a... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an argument between a man and a woman result in the loss of a gold tooth. Plus, Steven Seagal calls ... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .