Dumb People Town

Comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town this week!  In Story 1: some dancing, a stranger's car, and fabric softener.  Story 2 brings us a man who pulls a reverse Cool Hand Luke.  Story 3 is the tale of a very confused couple. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and kicking a police officer in the groin. Enjoy it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

 This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town!   In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned.  Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery.  Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

For this week's mini, the guys are joined by Stella's Andrea Rosen to discuss the story of a deadbeat dad who lived under a silly alias to avoid paying child support for decades. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In a live episode from the Pet-a-llama Comedy Festival, the gang gets into some Flato updates. Then they're joined by comedian Emma Arnold into the stories.  Story 1 : Planet Earth: Dumb People Town.  Story 2 brings a woman who left her contact lens in a little too long -- as in, decades too long.  Then the gang breaks down some Townie-provided stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...

Comedian Willie Hunter joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a DPT Mini to discuss the tale of a knife-wielding, deputy-punching woman with an apt name who's in a dispute over a TV! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town!   Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute.  Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs.  Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...

 The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Doug Fager (Roast Battle) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a family-owned sunflower farm is permanantly closed to the public after way too many instagrammers show up.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling.  In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on Ebay.  In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers.  See Privacy Policy at h...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Matt Price (Regular Show) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a burglar breaks into an escape room and can't find his way out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, the King of Podcasting, the venerable Paul F. Tompkins returns to Dumb People Town!  Story 1 brings us a heated brawl that ensues when McDonald's worker has had enough with water cup shenanigans.  In Story 2: an unusual case involving a stolen car.  Story 3 is the tale of one man's abrupt reality check with regards to Planet Fitness judgement-free zone. See Privacy Policy at https://art...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Brendan Walsh (Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a topless woman drives a stolen front-end loader across town.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time.  Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan.  Story #3 is t...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked podcast) return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk!  In Story #1, a cheating boyfriend is busted by a Jimmy John's delivery guy.  In Story #2, a woman drinks her dog's still-hot urine and claims it has fixed her acne.  In Story #3, a man is arrested after giving his drivers license to the teller at the bank he wa...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jay Light for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a shark drags a woman in to crocodile-infested Australian waters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Ben Schwartz joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, an SUV is torched for being too loud. In Story #2, someone calls the cops to complain that he had been sold bad drugs. In Story #3, a man is arrested for fighting his own reflection in a bar window. Check out Ben's movies An Actor Prepares and Blue Iguana, out this August! And stick around at the end of...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jade Catta-Preta (Future Man) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman and her son get pooped on from a plane flying overhead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, James Adomian joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a husband declares his marriage over after his wife salts popcorn at movie theater. In Story #2, a 63-year-old woman has her mouth inseminated after eating ... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Shane Mauss (Here We Are) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman is arrested for throwing bricks at a man's car. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

 In a special July 4th edition of Dumb People Town, Randy, Jason, and Dan revisit some classic DPT stories and get the updates!  In Story #1, the man who donated his toe to a Canadian cocktail (first mentioned in the Jason Mantzoukas episode).  In Story #2, a flat earther rocket-launches himself into the sky.  In Story #3, the Sheboygan clogger has finally been caught!  With updates out of the way...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper is caught in the act by a neighborhood sting operation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

 This week, Kyle Dunnigan join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a road rage situation leads to one man defecating on another.  In Story #2, a woman sees a snake slithering out of the air vent of her car.  In Story #3, investigators search for a couple of brazen shoplifters.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

 This week, Brian Moses (Roast Battle) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Oklahoma for a live Dumb People Town!  In Story #1, a woman is cited for causing urine to explode in a 7-11 microwave.  In Story #2, a school superintendent is charged with repeatedly pooping on the athletic field.  Finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .