Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Quinny receives a message about a debt owed and leads our heroes to the city of Neverwinter in search of his mysterious friend Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) experiments with her new Vampiric Touch, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reaches out to one of his old criminal contacts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is really worried a...

Having saved Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) and barricaded themselves inside Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, it’s time for our heroes to withstand the assault of a zombie army, an evil demon and Mud Butt’s Giant Undead Father! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally masters Witch Bolt, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learns the “fastball special”, and our party experie...

Locked in desperate combat with their friend King Mud Butt’s (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) undead father, a demon, and an army of zombies, our heroes have to escape and find a way to defeat their foes! Mud Butt and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) try running while being steered, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reluctantly asks Butthole to create holy water, and Alyn (Laura Hamst...

Going undercover to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes infiltrate his coronation! No matter how hard he tries, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t convince the king-to-be that he’s in danger, our heroes discover the fate of Richard, and the gang have to stop Mud Butt from doing a “dead body” shot before all hell breaks loose! Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@...

Continuing their quest to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes finally arrive in Winchester! The gang hideout in Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) covers up his failed ideas by telling everyone he’s pooping, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) go undercover as possessed townspeople! Also fe...

In the first episode of our second season our heroes are settling up their accounts and exiting Phandelver to save their friend King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13)! The gang plan to deal in forged land claims, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempt to build the first weapon of Moonhammer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revea...

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In the final episode of our first season, our heroes and their ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) face off against their ultimate enemy - the Black Spider! Luck is the only thing between Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and death, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally masters her Staff of Defense, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) falls victim to a Charm Person spell!...

Venturing even deeper into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes finally discover the evil Black Spider! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sits out on an interrogation - which he comes to regret, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) leaps into battle to save his nemesis Ranger, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shape shifts for the first tim...

Battling further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes close in upon the villainous Black Spider. Ranger is blinded by a magical amulet, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally get some scouting done, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) teaches Ranger how to read! Also featuring our awesome DM To...

Continuing their quest into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes have been sent to slay a powerful Spectator by the evil Ghost-Wizard Mormesk. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally have it out about Quinny’s thieving ways, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets stuck in the middle of the argument, an...

Fighting into the heart of the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes discover even more evil factions vying for control of the spell forge. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is forced to try her hand at negotiation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is caught red-handed, and Ranger reveals an anatomical surprise that has Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanl...

Journeying further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside their new ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are determined to put a stop to the evil Black Spider. The tension between Ranger and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thickens, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) thinks hard before trying poison on a new foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has a lot of quest...

Having restored the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) to his throne and rescued the dwarf Gundran, our heroes are setting out to finally defeat the Black Spider. Along the way they team up with a Ranger named Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) who Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) immediately makes an enemy of, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is forced to face her pa...

Our heroes have begun their final battle with King Groll, the evil Black Spider, and an owl-bear in a cage! L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) attempts to reconnect with his long lost wolf Geoffrey, we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t above stabbing a blind person, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) commits her first straight-up murder, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlan...

Having kidnapped an entire kitchen full of goblins, our heroes and the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) design a trap for the evil King Groll. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters the art of the cake-crossbow, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinces the Goblin cooks to unionize, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hits another ally with a witch bolt...

After trying to steal the shield of his new friend/nemesis L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets thrown into a well! Despite this attempted murder, our heroes continue their journey into the castle. Quinny surprises his friends with a room full of murdered goblins, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finds out she’s not a good swimmer, and Butt...

Having lost a friend, our heroes return to Phandelver with the Master Tools they collected. Once they gear up, they’re off on a quest to save the kidnapped dwarf Grundar! On the way they meet a simple-minded Orc Author/Warlord, L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) burns all their climbing gear, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is the only...

Our heroes, along with their new friend Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), are attacked by a young Green Dragon and have to fight for their lives! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) summons his first spectral hammer, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tests the poison dragon’s immunity to poison, and we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) can cry when our heroes hold a funeral...

On their way to collect Master Tools, the group learns more about dragons, ash zombies and plant monsters from Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor) before demonstrating they’ve learned nothing when they actually fight them. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) negotiates with a Banshee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out that the undead are easy to sneak attack, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante,...

Having defeated the Red Band Brigands, and with the departure of Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes decide to finally visit that Banshee. Along the way they discover a shape-shifting druid, Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), who joins the party. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learns to be more careful with her witch bolts, Goblin Jr. faces off against one of his own k...

Simultaneously facing off against the evil wizard Black Staff, a towering psychic Nothic, and a mind-controlled Goblin Jr., can our heroes survive? Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovers he’s the perfect height for dick-stabbing, Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) forges an unlikely alliance with a foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Prince Mud Butt take a...

Our heroes stand in the middle of a necromantic trap - will their stolen costumes fool its ancient sorcery? Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) makes clothing out of an entire armoury worth of weapons, our heroes continue to track down the villainous Black Staff, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) sees her first dwarf dick! Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler...

Realizing there are more pressing issues at hand, our heroes change their destination! Now they’re facing off against the Red Brand Brigands and their mysterious leader “Glass Staff”. We find out if there’s anything Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) won’t eat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) alternates between homicide and hiding in barrels, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @therya...

After rescuing the first of their employers, the elderly Sildar, our heroes make friends with the drunken, dwarven barbarian Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara @adammcnamara13) and his falcon sidekick Richard. Our merry band learn a few phrases in a language the Prince calls “Southern Dwarven”, practice the art of negotiation, and plan their next quest! Featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyle...