Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

After stealing a boat of their own, our heroes are on a quest to find Captain Roberts’s (Alex Pinto) old crew! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) negotiates with a group of prisoners, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invents the Thaumaturgical cell phone, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks his life to save a random NPC, and Captain Roberts promotes a new first mate! Also featur...

After escaping enslavement our heroes attempt to steal a ship of their own! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) uses a brand new spell, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promotes Slutty Dave to Head Gunner, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to make the boat as sneaky as he is, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) begins the search for her original crew! Also featuring our awesome DM...

Our heroes are about to launch a slave revolt onboard the Death Wind! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to capture the wizard Blink, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempts to free the Oarsmen, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is determined to get her collar off, and Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto) duels First Mate Trogdor! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!...

After battling the leader of the Moonites in a courtroom, our heroes are forced to flee on the high seas! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) experiments with teleporting during battle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks it all for their Captain, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts a fight club, and our heroes befriend the Tiefling Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto)! Also featuri...

Butthole’s trial is over but the real battle is about to begin! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tries to master witch bolt, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) unleashes a devastating thunderwave, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protects his friends from Paladin Von Stross, and Butthole(Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) duels Fiddlesworth to decide who's the real priest of Moonhamme...

Butthole’s trial begins! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) manages to not barf during her opening statement, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunts for the elusive Fiddlesworth around town, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promises to kill all the Moonites to a mixed judicial response, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over the courtroom with her sick burns! Also...

The morning of Butthole’s trial is at hand! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is desperate to find a judge to impersonate, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) searches for the witnesses she needs for the case, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over an ally with song, and Butthole plots to capture or kill Fiddlesworth (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! Also featuring our awesome DM...

Our heroes have one day left to save Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) from being executed for accidentally creating the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turns into a bat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adopts an unlikely disguise, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) blackmails a judge and the real leader of the Moonites reveals himself with a heinous act! Also f...

Our heroes have two days left to save Butthole from being executed as the leader of the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finds a fortune in gold while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters lock-picking, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) creates a new version of prison chess with a Svart, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Lewin, @letwinka) won’t stop interrogating a dead foe!...

Our heroes have three days to save Butthole from execution as he’s been charged with leading the evil Moonites! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds a judge while wearing his sexiest outfit, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovers the gang’s old friend Carmine Falstaff, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) refuses to believe the mounting evidence that Fiddlesworth might be t...

Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is facing a death sentence, and his legal team consists of Alyn, Quinny and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka)! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) goes on an erotic adventure, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) drinks some ale in the bathroom, and we learn that the Moonites have the most confusing gang policy ever: FREE DRINKS OR DEATH! Also fe...

Butthole gets arrested while Quinny continues his search to find Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prays and finds out he’s going to die, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets stuck with the task of becoming Butthole’s lawyer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets reminded several times that his friend is, in fact, Not Petyr Baelish!...

Quinny receives a message about a debt owed and leads our heroes to the city of Neverwinter in search of his mysterious friend Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) experiments with her new Vampiric Touch, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reaches out to one of his old criminal contacts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is really worried a...

Having saved Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) and barricaded themselves inside Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, it’s time for our heroes to withstand the assault of a zombie army, an evil demon and Mud Butt’s Giant Undead Father! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally masters Witch Bolt, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learns the “fastball special”, and our party experie...

Locked in desperate combat with their friend King Mud Butt’s (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) undead father, a demon, and an army of zombies, our heroes have to escape and find a way to defeat their foes! Mud Butt and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) try running while being steered, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reluctantly asks Butthole to create holy water, and Alyn (Laura Hamst...

Going undercover to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes infiltrate his coronation! No matter how hard he tries, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t convince the king-to-be that he’s in danger, our heroes discover the fate of Richard, and the gang have to stop Mud Butt from doing a “dead body” shot before all hell breaks loose! Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@...

Continuing their quest to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes finally arrive in Winchester! The gang hideout in Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) covers up his failed ideas by telling everyone he’s pooping, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) go undercover as possessed townspeople! Also fe...

In the first episode of our second season our heroes are settling up their accounts and exiting Phandelver to save their friend King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13)! The gang plan to deal in forged land claims, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempt to build the first weapon of Moonhammer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revea...

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In the final episode of our first season, our heroes and their ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) face off against their ultimate enemy - the Black Spider! Luck is the only thing between Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and death, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally masters her Staff of Defense, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) falls victim to a Charm Person spell!...

Venturing even deeper into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes finally discover the evil Black Spider! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sits out on an interrogation - which he comes to regret, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) leaps into battle to save his nemesis Ranger, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shape shifts for the first tim...

Battling further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes close in upon the villainous Black Spider. Ranger is blinded by a magical amulet, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally get some scouting done, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) teaches Ranger how to read! Also featuring our awesome DM To...

Continuing their quest into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes have been sent to slay a powerful Spectator by the evil Ghost-Wizard Mormesk. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally have it out about Quinny’s thieving ways, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets stuck in the middle of the argument, an...

Fighting into the heart of the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes discover even more evil factions vying for control of the spell forge. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is forced to try her hand at negotiation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is caught red-handed, and Ranger reveals an anatomical surprise that has Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanl...

Journeying further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside their new ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are determined to put a stop to the evil Black Spider. The tension between Ranger and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thickens, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) thinks hard before trying poison on a new foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has a lot of quest...