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Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Killing Floor. Toki Tori. Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Penumbra: Overture. Machinarium. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Battlefield: Play for Free. Little Big Planet custom levels. I Want to Play a Game Who Are You? Discussion What game did you anticipate the most?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog...

Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math. Suggested Talking Points: The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror. Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkhole...

Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash. Suggested Talking Points: Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, co...

Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion. Suggested Talking Points: Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb...

Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising. Suggested Talking Points: Today’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charme...

Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria. Suggested Talking Points: Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwa...

Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor. Suggested Talking Points: Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unus...

Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity. Suggested Talking Points: Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Suggested Talking Points: Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he...

Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.

Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life. This episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.

Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.

Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.

In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.