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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation. Suggested Talking Points: You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Grandsons. I ain’t no CSI. Shot through the Brain. Someone is doing terrorism against my vagina. Beard beer. Hookers and Hacks. Never lost a duck. Noiseless karaoke. North Korean Doom Hotel. Don’t say the V-word.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando. Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of the Badds (NOT THE NAZIS) and rescue your mentor and life-mate Super Joe. In the process, you’ll blow up lightning Hitler and escape a nuclear island by grappling to a helicopter. Links of Note Bionic Commando C...

Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead, Ben’s E3 afterthoughts, and Watch Dogs. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Walking Dead . Souvenir . Ben : Bastion . What’s On Your Mind Ben’s E3 Afterthoughts. Links of Note Video Games Hotdog Champions of Norrath Watch Dogs Demo

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about a particular episode of The Simpsons, Pokemon, the Talking Heads, and a little bit about Psi-Ops. Links of Note Lisa the Vegetarian You Only Move Twice "Sorry It's Not in Packages" Hank Scorpio's Coat Gordy Howe John Byrne Adventure Time Zapdos Pokemon Snap Rule of Thirds The New Tetris Tetris Attack Talking Heads - "Once in a Lifetime" Talking Heads - "St...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross hurl mixed praise at Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy… With their minds. You’re Nick Scryer (GET IT!?) and you can run, shoot, sneak, and bang people against walls like bloody, screaming rag dolls. Or make their heads explode. There’s a bunch of other stuff, with weird bosses and invisible monstrosities from beyond… But that’s all pretty bad. Let’s spend a lot of tim...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are. Suggested Talking Points: Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. SCIENCE ZONE: Ketchup Lube. Constantly Covered with Cats. 20 gauge Super Soaker. Israel’s new weed. Arizona outlaws trolling (Thanks, Andrew). Throwing your teenage son under the gay internet porn bus. Hot dog sex work (Thanks, Andre...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about a very disappointing E3. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Waking Mars . Dennis : Puzzle Quest II. Battlefield 3. David : Diablo III. Echo Bazaar . What’s On Your Mind A bunch of E3 stuff. Links of Note Humble Bundle The Future is Now Racist PSP Ad Crossplay

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform Boston chiptunes, sleepwalking, game novelizations, and a little bit about the MacVenture series. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles. Suggested Talking Points: Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. Eat my face (Via Sasha). Sharp Dressed Pig. Ferris wheel for downs. Dub step dolphins. BMW perma-rection. Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes. She’s trying to kill me with sex.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Diablo III, Silent Hill: Downpour, and the ending of Mass Effect 3 (not really). What’cha Been Playin’? David : Diablo III . Ben : Deus Ex: Human Revolution . Kole : Silent Hill: Downpour . Dennis : Assassin’s Creed: Recollection . Anodia . Feed Me Oil . Qvoid . Puzzle Quest 2 . Silent Hill . Battlefield 3 . What’s On Your Mind Tomba! Announced for PSN DmC D...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross die repeatedly in their attempt to talk about the MacVenture games (Deja Vu, Uninvited, and Shadowgate). Hi! Can I ask you a question? Do you like pointing? Do you like clicking? Then you’ll sure love these three games. Before LucasArts, there was the MacVenture series… a group of games that pioneered the graphical point-and-click adventure genre as we know it. This...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about universes, urine thresholds, and salad. Suggested Talking Points: Hat envy. Willy Wonka = George Bush? SCIENCE ZONE: Black Holes, Singularities, and Infinite Universes. Don’t piss on that fish. FTC: Stop Dressing Like Ed McMahon. What is your warning label? The Zoloft Defense. Syringe bank robbery. Vegas Strip Steak. Death by salad. Organic assholes. The end...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grinding, posthumous fame, and Joss Whedon. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about religious figures, phantom limbs, and murder. Suggested Talking Points: A little hot. The Dalai Lama is afraid of flying. Porn City. Catheter catastrophe. Spin cycle. I filled out the horse. Pron/m. Library courtesy call. Moms on the phone during sex. Chinese water murder. Yannic cave art. Mock real crash.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about how we don’t play games anymore, Kickstarter games, and then we spoil the crap out of Journey. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Assassin’s Creed: Recollection . Silent Hill . Battlefield 3 . Sega Genesis Collection . Kole : Wolfenstein 3D Classic . Ben : Deus Ex: Human Revolution . What’s On Your Mind Republique Kickstarter funded. Bioshock Infinite delayed. Xbox 36...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross, despite their lack of fitness, survive long enough to discuss E.V.O.: The Search for Eden. You have 4.6 billion years to turn from a fish into a human so that you can have sex with the planet Earth. And that’s just the beginning of how weird E.V.O. is, which is probably why so many people hold the game so dear. Has it aged well, or should it be sent back into the pr...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about children’s books, citizenship, and deer. Suggested Talking Points: We have an intro already (the worst person). Little Bear slaughtered the Boxcar Children. Take these nude pics of me, Mom. Moonwalk at gunpoint. Take my eye. Snacks around the world. Stealing a bridge one piece at a time. YouTube Challenges. Expatriates. The Man Who Quit Money. FOSAMA. Eagle...

Kole and Ben talk about pretentious indie games, Dear Esther, and missed movie opportunities. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben : Journey . Renegade Ops . Closure . To the Moon . Kole : Fez . Journey . Dear Esther . To the Moon . Mass Effect 3 . Draw Something . Groove Coaster . What’s On Your Mind The Avengers Randy Savage Skyrim Mod Elder Scrolls MMO Links of Note Don’t Look Back Video Games Hot Dog Sy...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross try out the skit material, bad organic art, and tattoos. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross will the second part of their Planescape: Torment episode into existence. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about matricide, conditions, and the surrogate Kole. Kole was incredibly inebriated for this episode. Forgiveness please. Suggested Talking Points: Pirates on deck. Keep that sex offender away from my grandma. Robots, Men, and Sex Tourism. I’ve got your daughter’s ashes, and I’m gonna snort them. Helicopter Women. The Aztec prison code. Racism Museum. A Tea Parody...

Left to right: David, Dennis, Kole, Ben. Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David gather live for the 150th episode of our humble program. What’cha Been Playin’? David : World of Warcraft. Diablo III Beta. Lone Survivor. Super Monday Night Combat. Kole : Draw Something. (Good intentions to play). Journey. To the Moon. Dear Esther. Planescape: Torment. Ben : Draw Something. flOw. Dennis : SSX. Ratchet and Clan...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about substances, minerals, and childhood crime. Suggested Talking Points: Bulk bag. Chinplant Mania. Coke overdose. Accura: Not Too Dark. Shred your toads. I can get a handgun if I want. Rename this pond. Phantom genitalia. SCIENCE ZONE: Jimmy C and the Asteroid Mine. Kindergarten simple assault. I want my foreskin back.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Journey, forcing your kids to like games, and Draw Something. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: The Last Window: The Secret of Cape West . Journey . FEZ . Dennis: Infinity Blade II . Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time . Draw Something . Ben: Journey . Flower . Limbo . What’s On Your Mind CryENGINE 3 Dark Souls on PC. Pro gaming on TV. Links of Note Noby Noby Boy Sonic D...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about eyewear, odors, and golf. Suggested Talking Points: We’re not having the same conversation. Bleach fights and soap stories. The nerd defense. The panties of neglected Japanese wives. Fantasy maid service. OTR is dissed. Alicia Silverstone, the mama bird. I do… Stab you. They stole my lawn. Buford for sale. Golfing in the DMZ. THE SCIENCE ZONE: What would you...