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Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the 3DS implosion, Catherine, and moral choices in games. Quick Hits Nintendo financial woes. EA Sports Season Ticket. Diablo 3 to auction items for real money. Rapid Fire Breath of Fire 4 on PSN. Machinarium on iPad. Final Fantasy Tactics on iPhone. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony. David: STALKER: Shadow of Pripyat. APB. Kole: Catherine. Sims 3...

Kole and Ben talk about the Mega Man Legends cancelation, the Humble Indie Bundle 3, and which games we evangelize. Quick Hits Capcom cancels Mega Man Legends 3. Humble Indie Bundle 3. GameCube games on WiiWare? What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Modern Warfare 2, Duke Nukem Forever (Demo), Catherine (Demo), Shadow of the Colossus. Kole: Shadow of the Colossus, ‘Splosion Man, Final Fantasy XII. What’s on...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites. Suggested Talking Points: Relax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings. Suggested Talking Points: Re: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies....

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the PopCap acquisition, Catherine, and game replays. Quick Hits Electronic Arts buys PopCap. Minecraft Adventure Mode to debut. Modern Warfare 3 adds colorblind options. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Catherine (Demo), Tiny Tower, Breath of Fire III. Dennis: MediEvil, I am Monstar, Hear Me Roar, Mutant Alien Zombies, Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time, Assassi...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison. Suggested Talking Points: Get a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation. What’cha Been Playin’? David: Rift, Champions Online, Alan Wake. Ben: NOTHING. Dennis: Mass Effect 2. Kole: The Heist, Stickman Golf, Tiny Wings, Hot Springs Story, Pocket Academy, Breath of Fire III. What’s on Your Mind? Facebook and social gaming. Does the internet make you stupid? Microsoft promotional st...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity. Suggested Talking Points: Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation. Quick Hits Supreme Court rules in favor of games industry. LulzSec calls it quits. Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft go free to play. What’cha Been Playin’? Child of Eden. Darksiders. Magic: The Gathering – Dules of the Planeswalkers. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune. inFAMOUS. Dead Nation.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso. Suggested Talking Points: Podcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido. Suggested Talking Points: Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about disappointment, Terraria, and Cave Story. Quick Hits Disappointing details regarding the Wii U. May NPD sales numbers. LulzSec hacks game companies. Silent Hill Bonanza. What’cha Been Playin’? Terraria. Dead Nation. Prince of Persia. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune. Red Dead Redemption. Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth. Cave Story. Discussion E3 Excit...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs. Suggested Talking Points: Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about E3 press conferences, the Wii U, and obnoxious Japanese visual novels. E3 Lightning Hits Microsoft press conference. Electronic Arts press conference. Ubisoft press conference. Sony press conference. Nintendo press conference. Odds and ends. What’cha Been Playin’? New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Dead Nation. W...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes. Suggested Talking Points: Taking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nom...

Kole and Ben talk about 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, Call of Duty Elite, and super spoil games with multiple endings. Quick Hits Call of Duty Elite. NGP -> PS Vita What’cha Been Playin’? L.A. Noire. Ghost Trick. 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. Discussion Games with multiple endings (SPOILERS).

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean. Suggested Talking Points: The Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop....

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk some more about L.A. Noire, Enslaved, and all of the great games coming out this fall. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Dead Rising 2. L.A. Noire. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Enslaved: Journey to the West. Discussion If you could only get one of this fall’s games, which would it be?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius. Suggested Talking Points: Shirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and...

Kole and Dennis talk about Modern Warfare 3, L.A. Noire, and poorly reviewed games. This week’s music is “True(ItsGoneNowMix)” from OCRemix. Remix by Steve Pordon. Quick Hits Modern Warfare 3 leaked. Sony details “Welcome Back” plan. April NPD sales numbers. What’cha Been Playin’? L.A. Noire. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Discussion Have you ever enjoyed a game despite poor reviews?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry. Suggested Talking Points: High Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Laz...

Kole and Dennis talk about the Smithsonian games exhibit, Mortal Kombat, and strategy guides. This week’s music is “The Sound of the Galaxy”, from OCRemix. Remix by Mattias Häggström Gerdt. Quick Hits Mass Effect 3 delayed to 2012. Smithsonian “The Art of Gaming” exhibit. Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. What’cha Been Playin’? Mortal Kombat. Planescape: Torment. Dead Rising 2. Discussion What is you...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges. Suggested Talking Points: New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible....

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets. Suggested Talking Points: Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2. Quick Hits PSN Outage Timeline. Discussion How does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you? What’cha Been Playin’? Dead Rising 2. Portal 2. Limbo. Sword and Sworcery. Team Fortress 2. Half Life 2.