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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes. Suggested Talking Points: I hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about hollow achievements, the geopolitics of game leader boards, and Batman: Arkham City. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: God of War II. Dead Nation. David: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Batman: Arkham City.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross jump right into Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. The Mushroom Kingdom is in peril. The princess is missing, Bowser has been kicked out his home by a dimension-hopping blacksmith, and the Star Road has been destroyed. It’s up to Mario, a cloud prince who thinks he’s a frog, and a star-powered doll to set everything right. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking. Suggested Talking Points: Axel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep himself from being shot. The Bee Defense. Dog commercials. Don’t check my receipt. Message in a Bottle. Kris’s Kole impre...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about the Dark Souls, Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, and why Silent Hill is essential. Quick Hits Mass Effect 3 multiplayer confirmed. New Wii bundle lacks GameCube support. Silent Hill Downpour delayed. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Dark Souls. Myst IV: Revelation. Knights of the Old Republic. David: Iron Grip Marauders. Fallout: New Vegas. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold. Suggested Talking Points: Are we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax. Quiz: Military or Metal? Fake women. Fakegirlfriend.co. Ice cream cone or Klansman? Voicemail: A Big Tub of Dicks. Loko...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the iPhone 4S, Fallout: New Vegas, and continuing Minecraft adventures. Quick Hits Apple announced iPhone 4S. Epic and Adobe partner to get Unreal Engine 3 into Flash 11. Uncharted 3 to use Sony’s Online Pass. Rapid Fire Jak HD collection rumored. The Witness won’t be coming to consoles. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Fallout New Vegas. David: Fallout New Vegas...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lose their minds re: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. Welcome, Stranger, to a macabre world of undescribable cosmic horror. Feel how insignificant you are when face with non-euclidian angles and strange beasts. Don’t ask too many questions, though, and certainly don’t forget to lock your hotel door. Mwahahaha… Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison. Suggested Talking Points: Magneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two wombs (Twombs). Venezuelan prisons are gang playgrounds. MRI brainvision.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs. Suggested Talking Points: Stop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Killing Virus. 1000 bees kill a 1000 lb hog. Devil Child and the Little Chuck Liddell. Show and Tell Crack Pipe. Taco Shell.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dead Island, Qwikster, and in-game advertising. Quick Hits Xbox TV launches this holiday. Netflix splits in two. Gamers help AIDS research. PSN ToS update forbids class action suits. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. Devil May Cry 3. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Minecraft 1.8. Myst III. Dead Island. Davi...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get literary about Myst. Come with us to a magical world of sedate wandering, perplexing puzzles, and power-hungry brothers. Myst is one of the most well-known, and misunderstood titles on the PC, and we’re here to set the record straight. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children. Suggested Talking Points: Moon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Nintendo’s pre-TGS press conference, the white chamber, and Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Quick Hits 3DS price drop increases sales. 3DS circle pad attachment confirmed. Various 3DS software announcements. Zelda: Skyward Sword to be 50-100 hours long. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Riven. the white chamber. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. David: Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies. Suggested Talking Points: Thesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The Atlasphere: A dating site for fans of Ayn Rand. Curing eating disorders with sex toys. Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls....

Kole and Andrew talk about online passes, Battlefield 3, and Slavery: The Game. Quick Hits UbiSoft and the Driver: San Francisco mess-up. Devil May Cry HD remakes? 3DS and the second analog stick. What’cha Been Playin’? Andrew: Final Fantasy XI. Minecraft. Battlefield 3. RAGE. Kole: Final Fantasy XII.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross ruminate on Mega Man X in this inaugural episode of Watch Out For Fireballs! To get you up to speed, every Maverick is a Reploid, but not all Reploids are Mavericks. X, Zero, and Sigma are characters, not math terms. And nobody knows what the hell a Kuwanger is.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation. Suggested Talking Points: A bear named burden. New equipment and the Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Award. A sandbox for adults, a playground for adults. Vampire Cruise. Boom box ruins days. Also, round bombs? The deadliest jobs. New Texas speed limit leads to time travel. AARP’s list of do-not-do’s. Panty road. Crossbow attac...

Kole and Dennis talk briefly about Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the future of the Devil May Cry series, and oldish RPGs. Quick Hits Sony hardware price drops. Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced. Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt. Rapid Fire Mad Catz to re-publish Rock Band 3. FortressCraft makes a million. Amnesia sells 400,000. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. David: E.Y....

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido. Suggested Talking Points: Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs. Suggested Talking Points: Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Sony price drops, 3D technology, and a cavalcade of older games. Quick Hits Sony hardware price drops. Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced. Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt. Rapid Fire Mad Catz to re-publish Rock Band 3. FortressCraft makes a million. Amnesia sells 400,000. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. David: E.Y.E. Divine...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance. Suggested Talking Points: Where is Kole’s new studio? Africa. Can I sext 911? Sales tax holidays. Quiz: Warrant song, Celebrity Autobiography, or Fake? Wherein Kris tries to make fistulas funny. Urine therapy and the piss ghost. Ghouls addicted to death dust. The worst thing you’ll ever hear. Like father like...

Kole and Ben talk about piracy, Final Fantasy Tactics, and why zombies are awful. Quick Hits Study: Correlation between review scores and piracy. North Korea farming MMO gold for nukes. GameFly to add Unlimited PC Play. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony. Kole: Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. Cut the Rope Experiments. Fighting Fantasy: Deathtrap Dungeon. The Sims 3: Late...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee. Suggested Talking Points: The most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more ente...