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Kole and Ben talk about Resident Evil 6, Assassin’s Creed Revelations, and Bastion. We spoil the shit out of Uncharted 2 from 14:50 - 20:40. What’s on Your Mind? Resident Evil 6 reveal. So many Silent Hill games. PS Vita data pricing. Alan Wake: American Nightmare What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Allied Star Police. Scribblenauts Remix. Infinity Blade 2. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Ben : Saints...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross survive after the end, and talk about the last half of Final Fantasy VI. Welp, we done lost. Kefka destroyed the world, and it seems like all hope is lost. The Returners have to conquer their pasts and regroup to storm Kefka’s tower, and bring rid the world of magic’s corrupting influence. Links of Note: Final Fantasy VI - Wikipedia There's Always Money in the Banana...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking. Suggested Talking Points: Spoiler: He Never Leaves. Marijuana Wizards. No more pets. Drunk pilots and the Estrada Conspiracy. Foodstamps for people who hate poor people. Great Accomplishment in Butts. Remote control eye gouge. TV Bosses. The Science Zone: The Price is Wrong, and dying of a broken heart. Dissolve that mouse....

Kole, Ben, and David talk about CES, pick nits about Saints Row the Third, and applaud Dennis for getting an iPhone. What’s on Your Mind? TF2 characters added to Saints Row. CES: Kinect for PC. CES: Project Fiona. Nothing coming out. The Year of the Backlog. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Allied Star Police. Scribblenauts Remix. Infinity Blade 2. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Ben : Saints Row th...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross game shame, literature, and college music. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image. Suggested Talking Points: The Geek Squad. Mission Statement. No matter how slight. Shame on you, Owen Wilson. Ghetto-averse GPS. The great ranch conspiracy. I’ll eat you and your dog / Cannibalism is sexy. My bum is on the painting. Facebook makes you sad. Spot the Fake: CES Gadgets. Cancer Barbie. Science Zone: Shit Spr...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform a delightful and emotionally affecting opera about the first half of Final Fantasy VI. The Empire is casting a black shadow across the land, and the Returners fight an increasingly futile battle to keep them at bay. Everything changes when a mysterious and magical woman breaks free from her slavery to the Empire, and sets the end of the world into motion. Lin...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency. Suggested Talking Points: Belch Brothers. The Santa Shortcut. Back room liposuction. Upside-down childbirth. Drunk impulse buying. A lepidopterist of knives. The healing bag. Tech jokes. Exploding churros, and an explanation of grease fires. Is this hooking? Science Zone: Exoskeletons and group sex. A million dollar b...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about Saint’s Row the Third, DC Universe Online, and slip in a few comments about 70’s progressive rock. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben : Saint’s Row the Third. Cave Story Plus. David : DC Universe Online. Dark Souls. Kole : Saints Row the Third. Dark Souls. Links of Note King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man Freeport to Qeynos Run Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood Russel Hobbs Th...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross McRibs, Fatal1ty, and bus monsters. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about pronunciation, coffee, and martians. Suggested Talking Points: Dark and windy. Francis Frostman. Ungyun. Banished words 2011. Smurf Town. New Year’s Bird Panic. Gay Coffee. The Grand Target Nurse-In. Rashomon, and the American Hero. SCIENCE ZONE: 2011 Ig Nobel Prizes, and useless antidepressants. Barack Obama: The Original Martian. Powerball Price Hike. Face...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about the lasting appeal of 2D platformers, Rayman Origins, and vicariously playing Super Paper Mario. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Donkey Kong Country Returns. Rayman Origins. Dark Cloud. Sly Cooper HD Collection. Super Paper Mario. Buzz! Battlefield 3. David : DC Universe Online. Dark Souls. Uncharted 3. Kole : Dark Souls.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross float to the moon to talk about Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. Mario has returned to his kingdom, only to find his throne usurped by the devious Wario. He must now venture forth and gather the six golden coins to unlock his castle and kick Wario out. Links of Note Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - Wikipedia SML2 Glitched - YouTube Super Mario Land 2 Commercia...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about swimming pools, elitism, and public safety. Suggested Talking Points: I’m not on the microphone. “Public Swimming Pool. Whites Only”. A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away. Scent of a Woman With Gonorrhea. Muggers only want iPhones. Designer vaginas. Highway to Rapeton. Here, have these spiders. Runaway implant. Tebowing is illegal. Dance Floor Dan...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about the Humble Indie Bundle 4, ICO, and Dark Souls. Apologies for the static on Kole’s track. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Uncharted 3. Battlefield 3. Buzz! David : Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. Kingdom of Loathing. Shank. Cave Story+. Ben : Night Sky HD. Super Meat Boy. Kole : ICO. Dark Souls. Links of Note Humble Indie Bundle 4

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross narrative, hypocrisy, and foreign lands. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about assault, Christmas memories, and possession. Suggested Talking Points: Ridin’ the fadaz. Are you okay? God was a hard act to follow. Give me Bieber or DIE. A sad story about people attempting to make light of rape. Kole’s frat experience. Bear-y the Cable Guy. Make-A-Meth. A Call From Karlo, and Christmas Memories. Get poked and prodded for profit! SCIENCE Z...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross go on at length about The Longest Journey. The worlds are in peril, and it’s up to April Ryan to fulfill the prophecies and team up with a talking bird to maintain the Balance. The Longest Journey is the magnum opus (emphasis on magnum) of the adventure genre, and we talk about every last minute of it. Links of Note: The Longest Journey - Wikipedia Dreamfall: The Lon...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about spontaneous combustion, parasites, and swearing. Suggested Talking Points: Pungee spikes and a Hollywood Education. Burst into flames for no apparent reason. A tragic misunderstanding with a gun and AIDS. Voicemail: Chiggers? The butt hi-jinks threat mishap. SCIENCE ZONE: Photoshop sensor, and curses as painkillers. CNN Health Roulette. Gimme a bloody ice cr...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about GamePro’s demise, Valve’s recent teases, and Dark Souls (again). Quick Hits South Park RPG. Fumito Ueda leaves Sony. GamePro closes. Portrait of Shame Half-Life 3 shirts. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Dark Souls. David: Brink. Ben: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. Uncharted 3. Links of Note Half Life 3 shirt. You Lose! Good day, sir! Dark Souls Trailer Bell Gargoyle f...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross past experiences with Shadowrun, pen and paper RPGs, and try out weird accents. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene. Suggested Talking Points: Pure Imagination. Ombudsmen. Frosty attacks! Michael Keaton is the Sean Connery of Batman. Snakes alive! Where are they getting this acid? Homeless library porn. K-Mart panty scandal. Birdseed santeria spell. Atheists found to be less trustworthy than rapists. Jesus: Don’t take...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about Modern Warfare 3, Halo Anniversary, and more Skyrim adventures. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. League of Evil. Ben: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. David: World of Warcraft. Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. Links of Note Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth - WOFF!

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross plug in and talk about Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis. It’s a dystopian cyberpunk future, and your brother is dead. By committing contract crimes and hacking into computers, you get to the bottom of the mystery and save the world. This game was very ahead of its time, being an open world RPG on a 16-bit system. Shadowrun (Sega Genesis Game) - Wikipedia "I Want Candy"...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about emotional needs, anthropology, and air travel. Suggested Talking Points: Story roll call. Vodka gummy bears. Teacher abuses special needs student. Millionaire janitor fired. Santa fired. Sleep texting. First cousin snubbed, stabbed. Black Friday Mercenaries. Man kills, eats, bobcat. In-flight porn. Science Zone: Bestiality linked to penis cancer, and colored...