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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about comics, Dino Crisis, Spec Ops: The Line, and a little bit about Parasite Eve. WARNING: WE SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF NEW X-MEN. LINKS OF NOTE: New X-men: www.amazon.com/gp/product/078516…veASIN=0785165053 The Walking Dead: www.amazon.com/gp/product/160706…veASIN=1607060760 Dinocrisis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp-59rTKNi4 Spec Ops: The Line: www.amazon.com/gp/pro...

Look, we at The Pitch old a few truths to be self-evident: You never know when Pepsi is around. Pepsi should be polite. Try Pepsi Excuse Me!

Oh! The place of many indignities! Jupiter's Thunder! I'm balancing some serious and some silly here. The first part is me recounting my experience with the NIU School Shooting a few years back, both in story form and in a song I wrote about it. I expand a bit about evil in the world, etc. High minded stuff for a podcast that later features a song called Pussystorm USA. That song is my favorite th...

Kole Ross, Dennis Furia, and Tyler Crumrine talk about the Pokemon X and Y announcement, Far Cry 3, and speedrunning against cancer. THE BRIEF Tyler:  Pokemon X and Y announced. Animaniguchi announced their second full length album "Endless Fantasy". Kole:  Steam box officially announced, detailed. Dennis:  Don't burn games. THE GRIND Tyler:  Dark Souls. Far Cry 3. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Surviv...

Living it up while you're going down? Picture Steven Tyler making a series of tuna fish sandwiches, while you're suffering through a pretty crappy light gun game. That's Revolution X. Gary and Kole aren't pleased, but we quickly get off the topic of this game, glowing green skulls and all.

Welcome to Lordran. There's some stuff you should know. This is it, the first episode of a podcast dedicated entirely to Dark Souls, and other Souls games. We encourage you to play along, and this will be a great starting point for Dark Souls veterans and newcomers along. We discuss the history of the game, the basic tennets of survival, and take you on a tour through the Undead Asylum and Firelin...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross take a microscope to Parasite Eve. Organelles have run amok on New York City! It’s up to you to kill an actress who is possessed by your younger sister or an ancient woman from Africa or something! Squaresoft got really, really ambitious when they made this RPG/Survival Horror game. It was almost one of the best games we played, but it fell apart spectacularly toward...

A happy accident resulting from exactly how repugnant The ECA-pal sounds, it's The E.C.O. Pal! Use it to tell everyone about everything today!

Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Patty Melt. The Etymology of Frosh. I'm Dan Davis, Captain of the Football Team! The Lieutenant Dan Band. Modern art weapons. One Pound Fish. Throw your bad thoughts away. Men Gone Mad. Easy Bake Ovens for boys, and Crazy Dames. Paris Syndrome. Chocolate mind robot. Attempted motorboat murde...

Frightful biology. Probably a below average episode. The first half has a little pop screen nonsense and then something that can't really be construed as anything other than agism. But you know, ehhhhhh. The song is probably the oldest thing I have recorded from one of my earliest bands, HiLo. There is a LOT of HiLo that went unrecorded, which breaks my heart. And then the disgusting finale of Tai...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Journey's grammy nomination, Hotline: Miami, and the Perfect Banana Slicer. THE GRIND Kole:  Hotline: Miami. The Binding of Isaac. Ben:  Hitman: Absolution. Dark Souls. Denis:  Double Dragon Neon. Little Big Planet 2. Wario Ware Smooth Moves. Bit. Trip Runner. David:  FTL. Dead Island. THE MULTIPLAYER 2013 Game Resolutions. THE END BOSS Kole:  New X-Men and...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about ice levels in games, GameStop woes, and HollywoodIsCalling.com. LINKS OF NOTE: Sonic 3 Ice Cap Zone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 Little Penguin Lost Speed Run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewy04vKiT…4y3kAF6i0oZfeaepg Jey Boy Jet Girl: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0OYeVvyk4 Axe Cop: www.amazon.com/gp/product/159582…veASIN=1595826815 Hollywood is Calling: ww...

Familiarity breeds CONTEMPT! Not content! That's why we need The Sandman Sleep Attack Happy Nap Concept!

Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Melancholy. Episode 100, sometimes funny. Strictly Platonic Butt Stuff. Healthy neuroticism. The world needs psychopaths. Vintage atrocities. Cathartic gun firing. Will Smith's crimes. Jonathan Lee Riches and Newtown. The poop sock and sharking. PotentialPrositutes.com. Almighty God and t...

Careful! She's right there! This is one of my favorite things I've ever done. My favorite things I ever did with the show were to fuck with the show. This, the Slenderman arc in the beginning of season 2, the finale, all stuff I'm really proud of. So, the first part I consider to be pretty impeccable. The song in the middle is the first track on the last Metroids album, which again, I'm really int...

If you meet someone wearing this shirt, unmeet them.  Fun episode! As a porn enthusiast, I notice a lot of things about it. Like how it's god damned ridiculous. The first part is about that. I threw in a song from my song-a-day project from February 2008 that eventually made it to my short lived but well loved band Joystick Joy. Finally, we have the first of a three part bit wherein I interview my...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross learn the true name of Shadowrun (SNES). You’re Jake Armitage, but you don’t know that. You wake up dead in a city crawling with people who want you to be even deader. You point and click and shoot your way to answers about who you are, and who killed you. This is a weird, weird game, but we kind of liked it. LINKS OF NOTE: Shadowrun (SNES): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sha...

Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Dan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The construction of a Kris Ross joke. Wherein Kris doesn't know what crumping is. Wurther's Original, defined. Your journal prompt: What's your suicide note? The Chinese strike weird. Assault and battery with a penis. Sentenced to church. Eugenics? Praying away the...

You know what's a bummer? Planning a New Years Eve party. You know what the solution is? The New Years Eve Party Party!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about video game cease fires, games that can't decide if they're bad or good, and our games of the year. THE BRIEF Cease Fire for Sandy Hook. Lt. Grossman: Games train to kill, and he might have a point. EA opens up voting for NCAA Football Cover. Gladdos in Pacific Rim. THE GRIND David:  World of Warcraft. Kole:  Resident Evil 6. Dennis:  Rochard. Dark Souls. Ben...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about unacceptable living spaces, media fidelity, and a little bit about the last half of Fallout. LINKS OF NOTE: Goon Lairs!!! www.google.com/search?q=goon%20l…ILFKZH1iQKsroCQAQ Chris Avellone in Fallout: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2n_9zSJiws The Things They Carried: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Things_They_Carried Swordfish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY8HysBzsE Ball...

Each year I used to live in fear of this annual monster but couldn't defend against him because those defenses would sometimes harm or inconvenience Holly, Jolly St. Nick. No more!

Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Audible. George Clooney is Leatherface. Titanium Geraniums. The vodka gummy bear tradition. A wool butt pad. Women's prisons, in sync. You can do the Blindside, too. Bedbugs in your spine. Homer's fire hazard. No longer an X-Man. Relaxation Anxiety. Profound misconceptions about fish biology.

This is what pornography looks like to me. Not much to say about good ol' episode 11. It's a breather and it sounds like one. Still, I liked this idea enough to do a few other shows in this style, but under a different moniker. Next week, I'll be back with more classic style Dead Idea Valhalla and the week after I should have something brand new to put up. I was originally going to record some mor...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Dark Souls 2 announcement, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, and dead franchises. THE BRIEF Steam Box. You used to be cool, Humble Bundle. VGA Rundown. Dark Souls 2 (but no Wii U?) THE GRIND Dennis:  Quantum Conundrum. Bioshock 2. Double Dragon Neon. Ben:  Assassin's Creed III. Call of Duty: Black Ops II. David:  Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Kole:  Baldur's Gate...