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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about volume, aviation, and discipline. ALSO: Needle Hand. Whispering coach. Charles Bronson in the Love Guru. The Shut-Up Gun. Arson spree night out. Silent Halls. Just kill anyone. HitmanForHire.com. Gas leak infidelity. The desire to piss outside. Your sexy is too right. Atta boy. I love you, Lady Liberty. Nuclear bank robbery.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross discuss Action Castle, the blind, and GamePro. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the trilogies, SSX, misleading reviews, and briefly introduce Mass Effect 3. Apologies for Kole’s audio quality in the first half of the episode. What’cha Been Playin’? David : Valley Without Wind . Portal 2 . Dennis : L.A. Noire . Rayman: Origins . SSX . Phoenix Wright . Zombie Parkour Runner . Ben : Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Kole : The Last Window . Links of...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grind Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee to a pulp. Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee is a puzzle platformer that was revered in its time for its beautiful graphics, excellent sound, and abundant character. Unfortunately, its trial-and-error nature hasn’t aged well. This is possibly the most negative we’ve ever gotten about a game. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee Oddworld: Abe's Exodus Oddworld:...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers. Suggested Talking Points: Car wash stomp. Mohel herpes. Middle school murder. Rear-view cameras to be required. This is my Denny’s now. DUI and a butt plug. Drunk zamboni driver. Finance your test tube baby. SCIENCE ZONE: Clever Shark. Beeping Cheers and Barium White.

Kole, Ben, and David re-do episode 145, and talk about our old favorites Dark Souls, Skyrim, and Final Fantasy XIII. What’cha Been Playin’? David : Dark Souls. Dungeon Defenders. Saint’s Row the Third. WoW: Cataclysm. Ben : Skyrim. Kole : Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Final Fantasy XIII. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross seedy hotels, Scrooge McDuck’s dark past, and free strategy guides. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments. Suggested Talking Points: A podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. Tighter in France. Salsa Bandit. Paid to attend.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross capitalize on the nostalgic popularity of Duck Tales. Duck Tales is regarded as one of the best NES games, and for good reason. Scrooge’s journey from the Himalayas to Transylvania to the Moon and back to Transylvania a few more times is one of the most novel and fun platformers around. Plus, that Moon music. Links of Note Duck Tales Duck Tales Manual Gordon Gecko Kn...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer. Suggested Talking Points: No intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino. Science Zone: Ringtones make you stupid. Trunk escapades.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Brian Doyle Murray, exposition, and Christmas memories. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions. Suggested Talking Points: Continuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and Bake. Gone Hookin’. Morgellons is Fake. Cool to DJ? Understanding Terrorism. An unending parade...

Kole and Dennis talk about the PS Vita, strange controllers, and Dennis’s new games. What’s on Your Mind? PS Vita ad campaign. Hardware reliability. PS Vita hardware. No PSN discount program for UMD owners in America. A single platform future? Naughty Dog considered new Jak game. The semantics of the remake. Psychonauts 2? What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. L.A. Noire....

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross kvetch about Metroid Fusion. What began as the most divisive game WOFF has ever covered quickly became the game we loved to bash. Metroid Fusion is the black sheep of the Metroid series, having broken many conventions and flown in the face of what people loved about Super Metroid. Turns out, it’s not these strange design decisions we disliked, but other more fundamen...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel. Suggested Talking Points: Routine. Home births up, and the Great Outdoors. Two hearts. Gay marry this building. My Prius is Melting. Beer halls. The Toylet and up skirt epidemic. What grade would you go back to? I married my dead girlfriend. You and three other people. The Choking Game (Space Monkey). What kind o...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Downton Abbey, great lengths, and chronological perspective. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kole and Ben talk about Resident Evil 6, Assassin’s Creed Revelations, and Bastion. We spoil the shit out of Uncharted 2 from 14:50 - 20:40. What’s on Your Mind? Resident Evil 6 reveal. So many Silent Hill games. PS Vita data pricing. Alan Wake: American Nightmare What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Allied Star Police. Scribblenauts Remix. Infinity Blade 2. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Ben : Saints...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross survive after the end, and talk about the last half of Final Fantasy VI. Welp, we done lost. Kefka destroyed the world, and it seems like all hope is lost. The Returners have to conquer their pasts and regroup to storm Kefka’s tower, and bring rid the world of magic’s corrupting influence. Links of Note: Final Fantasy VI - Wikipedia There's Always Money in the Banana...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking. Suggested Talking Points: Spoiler: He Never Leaves. Marijuana Wizards. No more pets. Drunk pilots and the Estrada Conspiracy. Foodstamps for people who hate poor people. Great Accomplishment in Butts. Remote control eye gouge. TV Bosses. The Science Zone: The Price is Wrong, and dying of a broken heart. Dissolve that mouse....

Kole, Ben, and David talk about CES, pick nits about Saints Row the Third, and applaud Dennis for getting an iPhone. What’s on Your Mind? TF2 characters added to Saints Row. CES: Kinect for PC. CES: Project Fiona. Nothing coming out. The Year of the Backlog. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Allied Star Police. Scribblenauts Remix. Infinity Blade 2. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Ben : Saints Row th...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross game shame, literature, and college music. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image. Suggested Talking Points: The Geek Squad. Mission Statement. No matter how slight. Shame on you, Owen Wilson. Ghetto-averse GPS. The great ranch conspiracy. I’ll eat you and your dog / Cannibalism is sexy. My bum is on the painting. Facebook makes you sad. Spot the Fake: CES Gadgets. Cancer Barbie. Science Zone: Shit Spr...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform a delightful and emotionally affecting opera about the first half of Final Fantasy VI. The Empire is casting a black shadow across the land, and the Returners fight an increasingly futile battle to keep them at bay. Everything changes when a mysterious and magical woman breaks free from her slavery to the Empire, and sets the end of the world into motion. Lin...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency. Suggested Talking Points: Belch Brothers. The Santa Shortcut. Back room liposuction. Upside-down childbirth. Drunk impulse buying. A lepidopterist of knives. The healing bag. Tech jokes. Exploding churros, and an explanation of grease fires. Is this hooking? Science Zone: Exoskeletons and group sex. A million dollar b...

Kole, Ben, and David talk about Saint’s Row the Third, DC Universe Online, and slip in a few comments about 70’s progressive rock. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben : Saint’s Row the Third. Cave Story Plus. David : DC Universe Online. Dark Souls. Kole : Saints Row the Third. Dark Souls. Links of Note King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man Freeport to Qeynos Run Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood Russel Hobbs Th...