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Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool. Suggested Talking Points: Keep it rolling. The Blowjob Fairy (not intended to be a slur). The Gathering of the Juggalos. 2012 Election Watch: Domain Name Wars. Tractor Rampage/Killdozer. Slam Dunks, Fireworks, and Eagles. There's no knowing where we're going (Goodbye, Mel). School bans pregnancy. Science Zone: What's Cool?...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get weird with the first half of EarthBound. They say playing good RPGS (after a month of awful games) is healthful and dandy. We’ve found this to be true. Join us as we follow Ness and his friends on the most good-natured and surreal battle against unfathomable cosmic horrors ever to hit a screen. Also, fuzzy pickles. LINKS OF NOTE: Earthbound: en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Civilization: Revolution, the Tetris Effect, and we play a new game. What Have You Been Playing? Ben: Civilization Revolution . Kole:: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD. Dennis: Tetris (PS3) David: The Secret World I Want to Play a Game Potent Quotables Links of Note Deadliest Warrior Simlish Tetris Effect Puzzle Pirates

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation. Suggested Talking Points: Female boxers in the Phillipines. Mysterious possibly Asian gunwoman. That gator bit your hand off, you fed him. "I Cannot Be Tazed, Because I am the King of China." Poopscalators. Pooping in Brooklyn. Trampoline Parks. Pie in my pants. Peg-Leg Bates. Jon Daly: Lemonade and...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about debauchery, random violence/tragedy, how fun it is to insult Kole, and a little bit about Sword of Mana. LINKS OF NOTE: The Rape of the Lock: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_Of_The_Lock Live Rust: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00000…veASIN=B000002KDI After the Gold Rush: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001VZ…veASIN=B001VZY4M8 Shawn Elliot: twitter.com/ShawnElliott...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair. Suggested Talking Points: Kris was late. Heavy on the banter. Russian religious hooliganism. Math is hard, so stop it. How to Get Licensed to Do Your Job: Show You Can Do Your Job (Or: The First Rule of Woodshed). Jeremiah Weed Lightnin' Lemonade. SCIENCE ZONE: Suicide Termites. Flags on the Moon. Shotgun...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Demon's/Dark Souls, Closure, and the Secret World. What Have You Been Playing? Ben: Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Lone Survivor. Age of Empires II. Braid. Bastion. Kole: Demon's Souls. Dennis: Closure. Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One. Saints Row The Third. David: Colossal Cave Adventure. The Secret World. What's On Your Mind Jonathan Blow talk at Rice University P...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tubing, psychopaths, and foot enthusiasts. Suggested Talking Points: WKOLE. More cowbell, less cowbell. Can ban. Chinaman penis removal. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Road-bound animal killers. A War on Satanists. I'm here with you. Tasty toes. Cougars check backs. Cyborg eyes. Real Fetus Hoarders of the Ukraine.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lambast Sword of Mana. It’s a veritable cornucopia of JRPG cliches: evil empire, plucky children, godlike powers… And a bunch of extraneous systems. It’s a remake of Final Fantasy Adventure, which was a perfectly good game, but it got spoiled. Listen and learn exactly how. LINKS OF NOTE: Mystic Quest: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Adventure One winged Angel: tv...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about the Earl of Lemongrab, Moonrise Kingdom, Breaking Bad, and a little bit about Sacrifice. LINKS OF NOTE: Frank Welker The Earl of Lemongrab Royal Tenenbaums "Needle in the Hay" Moonrise Kingdom For Your Consideration Awful Movie Database - "Preciously Awkward" The Binding of Isaac H. Jon Benjamin American Splendor Hope Davis Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about Spelunky, Nihilumbra, Blacklight, and we talk to Jen Furia about Mario Kart. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Walking Dead Episode 2. Spelunky. Nihulumbra. Plague, Inc. David : Fallen London. Blacklight: Retribution. Dennis : Saints Row The Third. Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. Matching With Friends. Assassin’s Creed: Recollection. Jen : Mario Kart Wii. Links of Not...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross bleed Sacrifice dry upon the altar of Good Taste in Games. You’re a wizard in a hostile land full of squabbling gods, each vying for the last scraps the shattered earth that float in the sky. You must ally with them and manipulate their struggle in order to save this world… or destroy it. Somehow, this premise is made tedious and awful by the clunky and unwieldy RTS...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bee stings, empathy, and adventure. Suggested Talking Points: Talking Jive. Summer Rental. 50 Cent: The Goose. Grift of the Magi. Bee stings. Mini golf water hazard (fatal electrocution). Smart phone work addiction. You won’t save these people I killed. Leap Second. Looks can be deceiving, I’m just shaving my pubes on the highway. Two holes in one. Kris shar...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about t-shirt cannons, consoles vs. PC, save states, and a little bit about Bionic Commando. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Scott Baio, urination, and Blank Check. Suggested Talking Points: Are you the same person? Power outage survival strategies. Responsible talking urinal cakes. The Bigger Lebowski. Public urination billboard. Salvation Army: “Kill All Gays”. Cologne bans circumcision. Prison Lock Games. Discriminating against Macs. Porn-induced headaches. SCIENCE ZONE: Rock,...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about what “twitch” means, free to play games, and the interminable issue of Mass Effect 3’s ending. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Saints Row the Third. David : Killing Floor. Kole : The Walking Dead. Lone Survivor. The Binding of Isaac. Yesterday. What’s On Your Mind Gunlord: A new game for the Dreamcast. Spelunky, XBLA, July 4, $15. Mass Effect 3 extended endings r...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation. Suggested Talking Points: You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Grandsons. I ain’t no CSI. Shot through the Brain. Someone is doing terrorism against my vagina. Beard beer. Hookers and Hacks. Never lost a duck. Noiseless karaoke. North Korean Doom Hotel. Don’t say the V-word.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando. Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of the Badds (NOT THE NAZIS) and rescue your mentor and life-mate Super Joe. In the process, you’ll blow up lightning Hitler and escape a nuclear island by grappling to a helicopter. Links of Note Bionic Commando C...

Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead, Ben’s E3 afterthoughts, and Watch Dogs. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Walking Dead . Souvenir . Ben : Bastion . What’s On Your Mind Ben’s E3 Afterthoughts. Links of Note Video Games Hotdog Champions of Norrath Watch Dogs Demo

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about a particular episode of The Simpsons, Pokemon, the Talking Heads, and a little bit about Psi-Ops. Links of Note Lisa the Vegetarian You Only Move Twice "Sorry It's Not in Packages" Hank Scorpio's Coat Gordy Howe John Byrne Adventure Time Zapdos Pokemon Snap Rule of Thirds The New Tetris Tetris Attack Talking Heads - "Once in a Lifetime" Talking Heads - "St...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross hurl mixed praise at Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy… With their minds. You’re Nick Scryer (GET IT!?) and you can run, shoot, sneak, and bang people against walls like bloody, screaming rag dolls. Or make their heads explode. There’s a bunch of other stuff, with weird bosses and invisible monstrosities from beyond… But that’s all pretty bad. Let’s spend a lot of tim...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are. Suggested Talking Points: Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. SCIENCE ZONE: Ketchup Lube. Constantly Covered with Cats. 20 gauge Super Soaker. Israel’s new weed. Arizona outlaws trolling (Thanks, Andrew). Throwing your teenage son under the gay internet porn bus. Hot dog sex work (Thanks, Andre...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about a very disappointing E3. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Waking Mars . Dennis : Puzzle Quest II. Battlefield 3. David : Diablo III. Echo Bazaar . What’s On Your Mind A bunch of E3 stuff. Links of Note Humble Bundle The Future is Now Racist PSP Ad Crossplay

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform Boston chiptunes, sleepwalking, game novelizations, and a little bit about the MacVenture series. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles. Suggested Talking Points: Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. Eat my face (Via Sasha). Sharp Dressed Pig. Ferris wheel for downs. Dub step dolphins. BMW perma-rection. Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes. She’s trying to kill me with sex.