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Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark. Suggested Talking Points: Maynard G. Krebs. Your bad day? MY bad day! Wacky air travel stories. The Pope's Golden Years. Drink from this billboard. An exceptional latitude. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon committing incest. Make your mark. What's your egg horoscope?

Where is the party gland? I know it's bad form to end on a cliff hanger but consider this a sorbet between thrilling episodes of your regularly scheduled program. I've been threatening forever and here it is. New Dead Idea Valhalla. Will this trend continue? Maybe! The first part is just sort of a check in on the general shambles of my life. It's aimless but what else is new? The song is from the...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Sim City woes, what "next gen" means, and we ask you who your favorite developers are. The Brief Wreck It Ralph snubbed. X-COM: Enemy Unknown coming to Mac. SimCity woes. The Grind Dennis: Vanquish. Dear Esther. Kole: Bit. Trip: Runner. Gravity Duck. Ben: Far Cry 3. David: EVE Online. Bonus Round Spot the real developer (Thanks, Geofrey Lawton!) Multiplayer...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Nick Glauber talk about Blighttown and the Valley of the Drakes. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Blighttown Gates through the Valley of the Drakes (leading to either Firelink or Darkroot Basin). The next episode will cover all of Sen's Fortress. Links of Note: Nick's Twitch.tv Page Pre-taped call in show D.A.R.E. Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your...

I don't remember the part of Lord of the Rings where Frodo got a sword that would turn things into skeletons... let alone, I don't think he had it in Hobbitton. But that's the least of our worries, as we try and ignore the bitchin' tunes and talk about how weird this action RPG is.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross summon up the courage to talk about the last half of Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza is a heretic, and the political intrigue we once knew is being replaced slowly by demon possession. FFT is still an amazing game that we would recommend, but its back nine is decidedly inferior to the front. LINKS OF NOTE: [Mark McGrath: Look at this douche bag.]( www.youtube.com/watch?...

Always follow advice from Adonis'.

Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion. Suggested Talking Points: The decision to shave your soul patch. Burger Gulag. Lottery winning meth explosion. A moment about the money room. Praise God, win sports. Who pooped the gym? The shit crayon. Cohabitation prohibition. The world's ugliest woman, laid to rest. Spontaneous combustion might no...

Where's Waldo? First up, I love this pair of episodes. This catchy little bit in the first part is improvised, one of the few times having a keybaord right next to me worked out. Watch out for hints in this first part as to what's going to happen! So, other than hints, I have this little bit about secrets (theme!) The middle song is R'yleh, a song from an EP available at my site. (theme!) And then...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about the toughest decisions in games.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about your experiences in Darkroot Garden and the Depths. Also, errata, and deleted scenes featuring Russ Frushtick. Links of Note: Forest Gump Soundtrack 100 White Albums Hall/Oates Edging Boogerman Frank Miller is an Asshole Bill Hicks James Adomian as Lewis Black Under Sen's Fortress STARS Lava resistance Nothing But Trouble

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about death, backlogs, how to say an interrogative, and a little bit about the first half of Final Fantasy Tactics. LINKS OF NOTE: Meteor videos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Omh7_I8vI Xenosaga Episode 1: amazon.com/dp/B00005BW7Q Phil Lamarr: www.imdb.com/name/nm0482851/?ref_=sr_1 Welcome to the Jungle: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg Shackler’s Revenge: www.yo...

Roommates are easy to come by, right, if you tap your National Socialist connections, but hey, when you wanna bring a lady home, that isn't going to work! Enter Hour House (enter our house). Special thanks to venture capitalist Rob Olsen!

Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art. Suggested Talking Points: Effort? Eating chips wrong. Missing out on Rubio. Melon baller. Out of touch. Dildo sharpener. 3D Printers: Real? I'm not man enough to be a woman. Our fatwa against Steven Tyler continues. Quantum physics is weird. Literally and figuratively emasculated. Put some drawers on the masterpiece. A...

Only real dumb dumbs punch, kids.  Lots to like here! I love this pair of episodes, I like this weird direction for the show. First off, the season 2 theme music, which I really enjoy. The music episode I mention is the first episode of Talk About Music, a side show I did that I'll probably put on my own personal site at some point. The first is a bit about violence in my life, which plays a reall...

Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead (the Telltale adventure game) in its entirety. Please be warned that this episode is made up entirely of spoilers from one of the best games of the past decade. Listen at your own risk.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about out-of-date PlayStation 4 predictions, more Kentucky Route Zero, and we ask you which games are more fun to watch than play. The Brief PS4 Rumors. "Destiny" announced. Marathon gaming record broken. Hotline: Miami coming to PS3 and Vita. Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs delayed until Q2 2013. The Grind Kole: Hitman: Absolution. Ben: The Walking Dead. Dennis: Shan...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Russ Frushtick talk about the Darkroot Garden and the Depths. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Titanite Demon up through the Gaping Dragon. The next episode will cover all of Blightown, including the trip back to Firelink through the Valley of the Drakes. Links of Note: Bioshock Gardens Eden in Fallout 3 First boss in Super Metroid Jumanji Evil...

While just blog-checkin' on Tyson, we found this amazingly awful and weird game. Things take a turn for the serious as we talk about the ethics of professional sports, and how they relate to Space Jam. Is Noted Rapist Mike Tyson able to punch out the alien threat? We should find out. This podcast is dedicated to our collective dead Aunts. God bless, Jesus is Lord. Abject Suffering

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross calculate the best way to make a podcast about the first half of Final Fantasy Tactics. A bitter war of succession, flowery prose, and grid-based combat. In what might be our most technical and considered podcast ever, we dive into the particulars of this storied title to find out exactly why Ramza’s quest has such lasting appeal. We play up through the end of Chapte...

Inventions! But for what? How about for romance, warmth and drinking?

Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Kris is sick. Chancre. The nug paradox. Regarding meteors. Sodastream protips. Waiting for the third seven. Let it bee. Pube Island. Straight people have different rules. 2 gallons of pop. Hooked on coffee, but not like you'd think. Chubby Checker and the Herculean segue. Shock'n Y'all. A rabbit epidemic.

Please visit my website.  Just listen to that throat clear! It was so perfect I had to use it! Why do I always want to organize things in seasons? I talk about it a little bit here but it doesn't make much sense. Still, this contains my masterful Danny Elfman impression (recently referenced on Watch Out For Fireballs!) and then some fun high school stories. Pretty fun Midnite Snax song about cats...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the rumored new Arkham game, Spaceteam, and how to make time for games. The Brief Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Korean propaganda. New Batman Arkham game coming this year? Kentucky Route Zero gets a demo. DICE Awards. The Grind: Kole: The Cave. Hitman: Absolution. Spaceteam. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Ben: Tokyo Jungle. Dennis: Dark Souls. The Binding of Is...