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Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.

Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to. Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say. In the middle: one of the saddest songs I think I've ever done. Then some stuff about shirts and sex. Solid ep, bro.

Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail. The Brief Metal Gear Solid 5 announced. David Hayter fired from being Solid Snake. China develops "Glorious Mission". N++ announced. The Grind Ben: 30 Flights of Loving. Bioshock Infinite. Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Organ Trail. David: Improbable Island. The End Boss New Car. Haiku. Boring.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo. If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety. The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis. Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: Retronauts Kickstarter Retronauts T-Shirt...

Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previously scheduled Sonic 3 and Knuckles episode. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

What do kids like? Poke-mon! So we figured we'd invent them!

Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Foam Factory. Setting the hook. Porn map. Designer colostomy bags. The Ice Cream Bandit. Asian grocer story and five pounds of rice. Man shoots self, blames ninjas. Don't make a bracket.

Auuegh!? What we need now is more power. Wilson is across the fence, and we should mow him down with our Binford=Taylor Hedge Trimmers, because that's the only way to the truth about what happened in my tragic head injury. Also, something about men and women being different, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas being the wellspring from which all fetish flows.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Duck Tales Remastered announcement, Little Inferno, and Tomb Raider. Welcome to the 16th level. Sorry this episode is late! I was hit by a car! OW! The Brief EA CEO John Riccitello resigns. Duck Tales Remastered announced. Walking Dead: Survival Instinct is bad. Saint's Row 4 is a thing. The Grind Kole: Little Inferno. Ridiculous Fishing. Dennis: New Wor...

Thigh party and also a great sport! It's the 25th Episode Spectacular! A bit about father's day, sex, and the awakening of sports appreciation in me. Then a song from my Master Wrench record. Finally, a return of the Dinobite, this time starring world famous comedian Gallagher 3. You can find the original episodes of the Dinobite at www.garybutterfield.net

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Levi Curran read your thoughts and responses about Sen's Fortress. Links of Note: Primeval Demons Wall Hugger Chode? Taint? Grundle? Nacho? Battletoads Pause Music

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Orson Welles, Transformers, we spoil the shit out of the Walking Dead, and say a little bit about Resident Evil 2. LINKS OF NOTE: Resident Evil 0 Resident Evil Novels Orson Welles Frozen Peas James Adomian Orson Welles Pinky and the Brain Frozen Peas Transformers Dance Party Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

We are incredibly excited to announce our brand new partner, Josh Groban.

Let's all revisit our favorite musical! One of my favorites. This first bit is all about drugs! Spoiler: I'm not that into them. Then comes the title track from the 2nd Metroids album, My Fiction Suit. It's a little quiet in the mix, unfortunately, but it's all OK because... One of my favorite things I did with Dead Idea Valhalla was making it self referencial as hell. In an early episode, I did a...

Dennis, Ben, and David talk about expectations and disappointment. Links of Note: Lost Levels Unconference Sleeping Dogs live action trailer Borderlands 2 live action trailer Binding of Isaac live action trailer Hotline Miami live action trailer 1 Hotline Miami live action trailer 2 Crash Bandicoot commercial Ratchet and Clank commercial Majora's Mask commercial

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Levi Curran talk about Sen's Fortress. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Sen's Fortress gates up through the Iron Golem. The next episode will cover all of Anor Londo and Alternate Anor Londo. Please Note: After this episode, all spoiler moratoriums will be lifted. Listen at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: Temple of...

Shaq is baq, and he's on the attaq! Sucked into the Second World and tasked with saving a little Japanese boy, it's sure to be a shoq to his system. However, us qanny gamers will know how to guide him to victory against voodoo priestesses and, Carnage? I guess.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross experience an outbreak of positive opionions toward Resident Evil 2. Thousands have died, but don't worry... they're back again. Raccoon City is overrun with zombies and the ultimate bioweapon is on the loose. We join a biker girl and a rookie cop as they uncover a massive conspiracy, in what is one of the best games we've played for the show so far. LINKS OF NOTE: [...

It's a fortnight of dealing with troubled youth! Now, with humans!

Kris and Kole talk about religious conspiracies, political affiliation, and personal doomsdays. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Kole is out of his element. Parker Lewis Quits Booze. The child actor Christian conspiracy. Off to a bad start with an Indiana high school teacher. I'm sorry, America. A Field of Their Own. Dead dialects. Personal doomsdays. Mouse telepathy. Re-tooling the census. The Blow Pop...

Handsome...aren't I? First off, a thanks to Lou of Lou Reads the Internet for You! for his help with the intro! It's one of my favorite podcasts. So, "The Slender-Rap is definitely a little embarassing. But yeah, I love the idea of abject evil being more annoying than anything. The song in the middle is an unsung favorite of mine from the Metroids. The mix is really suboptimal and doesn't highligh...

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about the God of War trophy debacle, the pricing on the Steam Box, and Sleeping Dogs. The Brief God of War trophy fiasco. Torment kickstarter funded. Steam Box priced around $1000. The Grind Kole: Hitman: Absolution. Surgeon Simulator 2012. David: Sleeping Dogs. EVE Online. Dennis: Spec Ops: The Line. End Bosses Kole might be a hoarder. Chicken Fingers > Chicken Pat...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Nick Glauber continue their discussion of Blighttown by reading your responses on the matter. Also, errata and deleted scenes. Links of Note: Channeler Dance Video Under Sen's Fortress I Say We Let Him Go! Crimson King Nuts and Gum

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about kidnapping, David Fincher’s low points, poorly explained memes, and a little bit about the last half of Final Fantasy Tactics. LINKS OF NOTE: HP Lovecraft Film Festival: www.hplfilmfestival.com/ Shanghai Tunnels: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghaiing The Game: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kqQNBR09Rc Alien 3 Original Concept: www.empireonline.com/features/alien…woo...