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Frightful biology. Probably a below average episode. The first half has a little pop screen nonsense and then something that can't really be construed as anything other than agism. But you know, ehhhhhh. The song is probably the oldest thing I have recorded from one of my earliest bands, HiLo. There is a LOT of HiLo that went unrecorded, which breaks my heart. And then the disgusting finale of Tai...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Journey's grammy nomination, Hotline: Miami, and the Perfect Banana Slicer. THE GRIND Kole:  Hotline: Miami. The Binding of Isaac. Ben:  Hitman: Absolution. Dark Souls. Denis:  Double Dragon Neon. Little Big Planet 2. Wario Ware Smooth Moves. Bit. Trip Runner. David:  FTL. Dead Island. THE MULTIPLAYER 2013 Game Resolutions. THE END BOSS Kole:  New X-Men and...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about ice levels in games, GameStop woes, and HollywoodIsCalling.com. LINKS OF NOTE: Sonic 3 Ice Cap Zone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 Little Penguin Lost Speed Run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewy04vKiT…4y3kAF6i0oZfeaepg Jey Boy Jet Girl: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0OYeVvyk4 Axe Cop: www.amazon.com/gp/product/159582…veASIN=1595826815 Hollywood is Calling: ww...

Familiarity breeds CONTEMPT! Not content! That's why we need The Sandman Sleep Attack Happy Nap Concept!

Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Melancholy. Episode 100, sometimes funny. Strictly Platonic Butt Stuff. Healthy neuroticism. The world needs psychopaths. Vintage atrocities. Cathartic gun firing. Will Smith's crimes. Jonathan Lee Riches and Newtown. The poop sock and sharking. PotentialPrositutes.com. Almighty God and t...

Careful! She's right there! This is one of my favorite things I've ever done. My favorite things I ever did with the show were to fuck with the show. This, the Slenderman arc in the beginning of season 2, the finale, all stuff I'm really proud of. So, the first part I consider to be pretty impeccable. The song in the middle is the first track on the last Metroids album, which again, I'm really int...

If you meet someone wearing this shirt, unmeet them.  Fun episode! As a porn enthusiast, I notice a lot of things about it. Like how it's god damned ridiculous. The first part is about that. I threw in a song from my song-a-day project from February 2008 that eventually made it to my short lived but well loved band Joystick Joy. Finally, we have the first of a three part bit wherein I interview my...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross learn the true name of Shadowrun (SNES). You’re Jake Armitage, but you don’t know that. You wake up dead in a city crawling with people who want you to be even deader. You point and click and shoot your way to answers about who you are, and who killed you. This is a weird, weird game, but we kind of liked it. LINKS OF NOTE: Shadowrun (SNES): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sha...

Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Dan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The construction of a Kris Ross joke. Wherein Kris doesn't know what crumping is. Wurther's Original, defined. Your journal prompt: What's your suicide note? The Chinese strike weird. Assault and battery with a penis. Sentenced to church. Eugenics? Praying away the...

You know what's a bummer? Planning a New Years Eve party. You know what the solution is? The New Years Eve Party Party!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about video game cease fires, games that can't decide if they're bad or good, and our games of the year. THE BRIEF Cease Fire for Sandy Hook. Lt. Grossman: Games train to kill, and he might have a point. EA opens up voting for NCAA Football Cover. Gladdos in Pacific Rim. THE GRIND David:  World of Warcraft. Kole:  Resident Evil 6. Dennis:  Rochard. Dark Souls. Ben...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about unacceptable living spaces, media fidelity, and a little bit about the last half of Fallout. LINKS OF NOTE: Goon Lairs!!! www.google.com/search?q=goon%20l…ILFKZH1iQKsroCQAQ Chris Avellone in Fallout: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2n_9zSJiws The Things They Carried: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Things_They_Carried Swordfish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY8HysBzsE Ball...

Each year I used to live in fear of this annual monster but couldn't defend against him because those defenses would sometimes harm or inconvenience Holly, Jolly St. Nick. No more!

Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Audible. George Clooney is Leatherface. Titanium Geraniums. The vodka gummy bear tradition. A wool butt pad. Women's prisons, in sync. You can do the Blindside, too. Bedbugs in your spine. Homer's fire hazard. No longer an X-Man. Relaxation Anxiety. Profound misconceptions about fish biology.

This is what pornography looks like to me. Not much to say about good ol' episode 11. It's a breather and it sounds like one. Still, I liked this idea enough to do a few other shows in this style, but under a different moniker. Next week, I'll be back with more classic style Dead Idea Valhalla and the week after I should have something brand new to put up. I was originally going to record some mor...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Dark Souls 2 announcement, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, and dead franchises. THE BRIEF Steam Box. You used to be cool, Humble Bundle. VGA Rundown. Dark Souls 2 (but no Wii U?) THE GRIND Dennis:  Quantum Conundrum. Bioshock 2. Double Dragon Neon. Ben:  Assassin's Creed III. Call of Duty: Black Ops II. David:  Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Kole:  Baldur's Gate...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross offer glowing praise for the last half of Fallout. Your vault has water. Hooray! Now you just have to deal with the big green dudes. It’s a story as old as time, with irradiated ruins, power armor, and TV monsters straight out of Videodrome. LINKS OF NOTE: Fallout: www.gog.com/gamecard/fallout Dragon Quest - Joining the Dark Lord: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-u-bq-CXz4...

This Pitch is full of insider techniques and tips that are going to save you so much time. It's going to add years to your life: the Gemiknife!

Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud. LINKS OF NOTE: Kole's Lonely Christmas, continued. The Chipotle Conspiracy. A struggle to comprehend. Chemo doll. This is my padlock flail and I'm going home. Octopussy. The cat lady. Exploding head syndrome (Part 2). Twelve days of expensive. How to tell if your online girlfriend is a scam. TDRK Digest.

Greasy and tasty! There are only a couple episodes I think are relatively uninspired and this is one of them. Why didn't I title this episode starchy wad? Anyway, I'm not crazy about the first half of this episode. I have some barely informed opinions about food science, some of which I stand by, some of which I don't, especially in relation to my current dietary restrictions. Time makes fools of...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Gary talk about the Binding of Isaac remake, political issues in games!, and whether or not loot is a good thing. THE BRIEF Beck, Soundshapes, and the VGAs. Skrillex Quest is a thing. Binding of Isaac for console. Planescape: Torment successor? Baldur's Gate delayed on iOS. THE GRIND Kole: Super Hexagon . Ben: Assassin's Creed III . Dennis: Soundshapes  (The Creation of Man....

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about The Stand, Dark Souls, we spoil the shit out of the Walking Dead, and a little bit about the first half of Fallout. LINKS OF NOTE: Fallout: New Vegas: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0028I…=stunthdottran-20 Deal With It Gifs: www.funnyordie.com/lists/62bea1fdd…al-with-it-gifs Renegade: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUFgk54HetU Highlander: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YpO...

We can't all be Merilyn Mann or one of his Inbox Heroes, can we? We need a productivity product for the rest of us! Enter: The Task Mask!

Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Brad Pitt and Mike Tyson are eskimo brothers. Dolly Parton doesn't look like Dolly Parton. TECH NEWS CORNER: iTunes 11? Zooey Deschanel died in the crossfire. Topless nuns with holy sperm. Mundane theft and the panty heist. Porn stars have high self esteem. I free-based Claudia. Adam Levine on Honey Boo Boo...

Look how happy they are. This is largely considered to be a good starting episode for the show! Listening back, I wish I had better mic technique and didn't say "you know" as much. I think one reason I'm constantly stumbling in my words is because the subject matter is so personal. I'm comfortable sharing but it's still hard to talk about sometimes. The first half is maybe the first time I've gott...