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Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Scott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. Smooth Sailing. Chill baby. Dilaudid.

Before it gets all existential and horrible, let's have a good fun time with some classic curmudgeonry and Black History Moth.  Here it is! The last episode before I go crazy and talk about quitting the show. From a more well adjusted place, these episodes seem sort of embarrassing. But this is a good fun time. We start out with some articulation about some minor mistakes that musicians have made...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the continuing story of the Xbox One, Word Realms, and ask YOU about midnight releases. The Brief Xbox One television achievements. Boundless Xbox One optimism. Humble Indie Bundle 8. Arkham Origins trailer revealed. The Grind David: Defiance. Kole: Bioshock Infinite. The Visit. Dys4ia. Word Realms. Dennis: Lim. X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Ben: Mass Effect 3. Mult...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivienne talk about the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith. If you're playing along, we cover everything from Ceaseless Discharge to the Bed of Chaos. The next episode will cover the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants. Please Note:  All spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. LINKS OF NOTE: Design Works Interview This trick o...

Routine errands beckon to you in a non-maze-like world. You are being mocked by a capricious god whose only mechanical means of influencing you are temptation and punishment. Can you feed your child and get to your finger-licious reward?

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross blow the lid off of the first half of Deus Ex. Everything you’ve heard is true. The fluoride in your water is intended to keep you docile. Black Helicopters are tracking your grocery habits. And smoking will kill others. Deus Ex is a delightful and terrifying game, where your hero is on the spectrum and all the world is a playground. It should be noted that this is a...

Have a wedding? You'll get the material to build a house. Interested? Why not listen.

Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: You're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack baby hoax. Fanfiction.gov. You don't think you're ugly.

Transit Talez Games! Gamers! I like it, sure, but it's also disgusting! Listen in! Then a song from The Midnite Snax, a little number called At All that I've always been real fond of. I close out this episode with some transit tales, which could almost be it's own podcast.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the X-Box One reveal, Thomas Was Alone, and Super Stickman Golf 2. The Brief X-Box One Announcement. The Grind Ben: Mass Effect 3. Dennis: The Walking Dead. X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Thomas Was Alone. God of War: Ascension. David: Loadout. Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Kerbal Space Program. Super Stick Man Golf 2. Multiplayer Free Play

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dennis Furia read your responses about the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave. Also, deleted scenes. LINKS OF NOTE: FM-2030 Yes Roundabout Falcor Kalameet vs. Manus 10 Things You Don't Know About Dark Souls Ornstein vs. Smough

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about how awful the world is, taking advantage of disabled people, and the importance of staying hydrated. LINKS OF NOTE: Disabled Tour Guides: startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/15/…r-new-book/ Matt Bors: Millennials Aren’t Lazy, They’re Fucked: www.mattbors.com/blog/2013/05/09/…y-theyre-fucked/ House that’s always on fire: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF9yFCSICE8...

The worst part of children growing up has now been addressed. You're welcome.

Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence. LINKS OF NOTE: Fake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.

These girls are promoting. My favorite thing about Dead Idea Valhalla was when I did shit like this. Inspired by PAX and the idiots behind NOS, I put together this. Enjoy! Special thanks to Nick Glauber for being my Nos Energy. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4fGqqenQa0

We revisit an old episode of Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This to talk about Heavy Rain. We'll be back next week with a new episode of The Level.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dennis Furia talk about the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Stacks up through the final fight with Seath. The next episode will cover the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith. Please Note: All spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: Demon's Souls 5-2 The D...

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross chip into a kickflip to talk about both Mario Golf and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2. We were originally going to talk about Mario Golf 64, but it wasn’t robust enough. So, in a first for the show, we expanded our discussion to the entire series. Our conclusion is that it isn’t Mario enough, and it isn’t golf enough. Boy do we hope you like music, because the Tony Hawk’s...

You're often confronted with a variety of situations and you never know which sword to bring! Now, you do!

Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: STYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your push notifications. The Pussy Posse. The Plan is used for drugs. Marge Simpson is dead. Meningitis snails. The bike lake story. Stories about an inspiring pimp. Corporate teardrop tattoo. Lawry don't wear a robe. Abusing 911. Nick O'Derm. How did he kill the peac...

Danger lurks within.  Here it is, the entire Dungeon Mister saga! Based on... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LBpMuSTrQ One of my all time favorite things ever. Not too much to say about this, but I'm a big fan.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Brayton Cameron read your responses about the New Londo Ruins and Darkroot Basin. Also, deleted scenes. Links of Note: Priscilla's Dagger Mimics have fingers for teeth Sif in Real Life There's a Moon in the Sky, It's Called the Moon Brain Camp I Wish You a Turtle Christmas Bicycle Safety Camp My Spidey Sense is Tingling Dragonstrike Prison Sex House of Leaves Raw S...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jeremy Greer talk about the basics of PVP in Dark Souls. Links of Note: Dark Souls Haters Youtube - NotECEC GiantDad No True Scotsman Karmic Justice Build Gary's Skype Image The Estus Eatery PitchPod Twitter

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross briefly talk about huge houses in Neverwinter Nights, the Dishonored DLC, and a little bit about Max Payne. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!