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Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans. Suggested Talking Points: Party groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five Guys, alone. You should be ashamed of being sick. Good luck getting Clarence Thomas to speak. No-murder week. Be sad, get pizza. Oprah's foreskin controversy. Cataclysmic cosmic events. Ancient scotch. Toilet paper lotto. Media and attention spans.

A handy distraction to stop you from constantly beating off! Good god! The mouth noises! A lot of these observations about college hold up in light of my recent experiences with that institution. Hell is other people and a lot of the time, I'm in a constant state of barely supressed rage! The middle song is one of the best from my Master Wrench album, something I remain pretty proud of, despite so...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the aftermath of the THQ liquidation, the Binding of Isaac, and ask you why we continue to play games we don't like. The Brief: The uncertainty principle is debunked. THQ liquidation. Crystal Dynamics passes up the Wii U for Tomb Raider. The Grind: Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Resident Evil 6. Dennis: The Binding of Isaac. Shank. Dark Souls. David: Far Cry...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your thoughts on the Undead Burg. Also, deleted scenes from the main episode. Links of Note: Chute for Supplicants Mimic Survival

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about illicit deals, John Leguizamo, motion sickness, and a little bit about Yoshi’s Island. LINKS OF NOTE: Deviantart Poochy: browse.deviantart.com/?q=poochy Witches: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsA1L3M0y4g Super Mario Bros. the Movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_15v_fMqGEM The Pest: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZlZxtNll8 Saturn: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_Hi...

A vacation spot that might seem familiar. Also, I get a small cut of the profits of any sale of 50 Shades of Gary!

Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen. Suggested Talking Points: Installed anxiety. Ghost poops and your window to the world. SOUND WORLD. Making fun of a couple hundred people dying. Lock-ins. Death by eggs. Community for ladies in a school. Back off my snowman. A lot about Bob Newhart. You're a Bad Man, Charlie Brown. Fighting over a dollar. Over the limit, that's just fine....

Dig in! This is a defeated man right here. At this time, my mother had suffered a series of heart attacks. I didn't have enough energy to do a whole big thing, thus the lazy first part of this. Not lazy, I suppose, but this might be one of the signs of the show disolving. I'm desparately casting about for ways to promote the show, I'm name checking cross promotional stuff, etc. My plugs song never...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about arcades, Kentucky Route Zero, and Cart Life. THE BRIEF Steam Box is updatable. Blockbuster closes 300 stores. The Cave is a thing that exists. Metal Gear Rising Revengeance demo released. THE GRIND Ben:  The Pinball Hall of Fame. Dennis:  Darksiders. Mega Man 9. David:  Dead Island. Planetside 2. Kole:  Kentucky Route Zero. Hotline: Miami. Cart Life. Residen...

Kid Kool is here to teach you the ways of love, as he begins our long and fruitful affair with bad NES platformers. Have you been good? If you died today, would you go to Jump Heaven or Speed Hell? We will all be judged, abjectly.

If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Aqueduct to the Bridge (you'll know it when you get there, trust me). The next episode will cover the Undead Parish and the Lower Burg. If you hit the sewers, you went too far! Links of Note: Smasara Siddhartha Alf Pogs Breakfast of Champions Castlevania 2 Roll video Experts Guide to Parrying Minecraft Computer Sometimes a Tooth is Just a Tooth...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross crack open Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island. Well, this game is delightful. It looks and sounds awesome, and is some of the best platforming to come out of the Mario series. Oh, and throwing eggs is great, too. LINKS OF NOTE: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshis_Island Dolls: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7oKDtytJnE David Cronenberg: www.im...

It used to be food or drink? Why not finally enjoy food and drink?

Kris and Kole talk about cinema, fantasies, and catharsis. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Hot air. No podcasts in LA. Wrong names for shows. Cagney and Spacey. Combuxtable Huxtable. Kole is shockingly underprepared. Pubic facts. Horse burgers. Magic McConnaughey. Robertson's Soul Saving QVC Sex. Rage Room. Wrinkly fingers. iPotty. Ladies of Manure.

What a disappointment!  I'm a pretty big fan of this episode! Some ear wormy nonsense about "houses" in the beginning, a little bit called You Know What I Fuckin' Hate? that was going to be a recurring segment but never got repeated. Then we have the first hot hot hit from The Metroids, a song called Make Way For The Nextmen. Then, finally, a 3 part segment I did with my buddy Zak about love, roma...

Dennis and Ben recorded an episode of the Level while Kole was away, traveling for work. You just might enjoy the result. LINKS OF NOTE: Really?

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about comics, Dino Crisis, Spec Ops: The Line, and a little bit about Parasite Eve. WARNING: WE SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF NEW X-MEN. LINKS OF NOTE: New X-men: www.amazon.com/gp/product/078516…veASIN=0785165053 The Walking Dead: www.amazon.com/gp/product/160706…veASIN=1607060760 Dinocrisis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp-59rTKNi4 Spec Ops: The Line: www.amazon.com/gp/pro...

Look, we at The Pitch old a few truths to be self-evident: You never know when Pepsi is around. Pepsi should be polite. Try Pepsi Excuse Me!

Oh! The place of many indignities! Jupiter's Thunder! I'm balancing some serious and some silly here. The first part is me recounting my experience with the NIU School Shooting a few years back, both in story form and in a song I wrote about it. I expand a bit about evil in the world, etc. High minded stuff for a podcast that later features a song called Pussystorm USA. That song is my favorite th...

Kole Ross, Dennis Furia, and Tyler Crumrine talk about the Pokemon X and Y announcement, Far Cry 3, and speedrunning against cancer. THE BRIEF Tyler:  Pokemon X and Y announced. Animaniguchi announced their second full length album "Endless Fantasy". Kole:  Steam box officially announced, detailed. Dennis:  Don't burn games. THE GRIND Tyler:  Dark Souls. Far Cry 3. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Surviv...

Living it up while you're going down? Picture Steven Tyler making a series of tuna fish sandwiches, while you're suffering through a pretty crappy light gun game. That's Revolution X. Gary and Kole aren't pleased, but we quickly get off the topic of this game, glowing green skulls and all.

Welcome to Lordran. There's some stuff you should know. This is it, the first episode of a podcast dedicated entirely to Dark Souls, and other Souls games. We encourage you to play along, and this will be a great starting point for Dark Souls veterans and newcomers along. We discuss the history of the game, the basic tennets of survival, and take you on a tour through the Undead Asylum and Firelin...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross take a microscope to Parasite Eve. Organelles have run amok on New York City! It’s up to you to kill an actress who is possessed by your younger sister or an ancient woman from Africa or something! Squaresoft got really, really ambitious when they made this RPG/Survival Horror game. It was almost one of the best games we played, but it fell apart spectacularly toward...

A happy accident resulting from exactly how repugnant The ECA-pal sounds, it's The E.C.O. Pal! Use it to tell everyone about everything today!

Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Patty Melt. The Etymology of Frosh. I'm Dan Davis, Captain of the Football Team! The Lieutenant Dan Band. Modern art weapons. One Pound Fish. Throw your bad thoughts away. Men Gone Mad. Easy Bake Ovens for boys, and Crazy Dames. Paris Syndrome. Chocolate mind robot. Attempted motorboat murde...