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Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?

This shouldn't be.  I'm back! At least for a time. Inspired by the bathroom at work, a little bit about urinals and male bathroom ettiquette. Then, a song from the much missed Joystick Joy, a band whose live appearances featured one Brayton Cameron. Finally, more relationship talk with Zak Rouse.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jon Wolf talk about the Artorias of the Abyss additional content. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Sanctuary Guardian through Manus. The next episode will be an Appendix about Speed Running. Please Note:  All spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. LINKS OF NOTE: Dungeon Mister Dragon Strike Dark Soul...

We are joined by Ryan Green and Josh Larson to discuss their game, "That Dragon, Cancer". Links of Note: That Dragon Cancer Rise of the Guardians Terence Malick The Tree of Life Cart Life Develop Artscape

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross release an episode about Soul Blazer. We don’t really have good luck with action RPGs. While Soul Blazer is plenty charming, it’s definitely an early, simplistic take on the genre. Deathtoll has captured all living things, and it’s up to you to save them… but heroism is pretty repetitive. LINKS OF NOTE: Candy Apple Island: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGEjFPA3-Yg Tell Me...

Hey, we know what it's like to be you. You're an innovator, you've recently been divorced and you're sick of speed dating. Try this: Speed Marriage.

Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack. Suggested Talking Points: Giving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.

This man explains how I feel most times.  All right, all right. This is just the apology/retraction/revision of my quittin' episode. Like I said before, we're nearing the end but we've got a few great episodes coming up as well as some sort of announcement as to what I'll be doing next. Until then, enjoy this mini-sode.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens read your responses about the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants. Also, deleted scenes. LINKS OF NOTE: Pre-taped call in show Abject terror Dave Mirra Black Metal/Burzum/Until the Light Takes Us My watch has been magnetized Lakini's Juice It was a Good Day, a specific Good Day

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Nintendo E3 showing, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and the Last of Us. The Brief Nintendo E3 press conference. Confirmed pricing for next generation games. Rift is Free to Play. GoG Summer Sale The Grind Dennis: Sid Meier's Ace Patrol. Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Kole: Animal Crossing: New Leaf. State of Decay. Ben: The Last of Us. Mass Effect 3. David: Sain...

It's an allegory for all of mankind's struggle for equality. What if you were born different? What if everyone was afraid of you? What if you were the worst NES game Abject Suffering has played yet?

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about cancelled cartoons, improv comedy, and a little bit about Deus Ex. LINKS OF NOTE: [State of Decay]( www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yvLrjnGdU ) [An Underground Education]( www.amazon.com/Underground-Educa…ent/dp/0385483767 ) [Scurvy Scallywags]( www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTY9pac7GtM ) [Tappa Tappa Tappa]( www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOKt1z1TkvU ) [Cornfed Pig]( www.yo...

Sorry about the skip week! I think you'll understand when you listen to the episode.

Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television. Suggested Talking Points: BPM. Taking my ball and going home. Mr. T Facts. Live entertainment. Currant events. Hypothetical Upskirt. Sam Squanch. Conspiracy stats. Burn the witch! I Love TV LAND. Miso Skeptical. Glazed Death.

Just look at it.  Makes you feel alone, huh. It's the beginning of the end! You know the drill: I think I was being a bit of a whiney baby but I was also in a disolving marriage and they were real feelings I was having, so fuck it! There are a couple more episodes before the big finale! I'll be doing another new episode soon where I'll talk a little about what's next. In the middle I have a David...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens talk about the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants. If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Graveyard up through the Gravelord. The next episode will cover the  Artorias of the Abyss  DLC. Please Note:  All spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. LINKS OF NOTE: Skeleton Jokes HP Lovecraft LIterar...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the announcements made at E3. Microsoft: Xbox One, out November 2013, $499 Microsoft Points are out. Twitch streaming in Xbox One Xbox 360 redesign, same price. 2 free games for Xbox Live Gold Subscribers MGS5 coming out for PS4 Ryse Sunset Overdrive (Insomniac) Killer Instinct D4 (from Deadly Premonition dev, likely related to D) Crimson Dragon Dead Rising...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross touch base on the second half of Deus Ex. The search for the truth continues, as J.C. Denton defects from UNATCO in order to fight Majestic 12. On the way he will side with the Illuminati, discover “aliens”, and visit as many military bases as possible. The last leg of Deus Ex isn’t an unequivocal win, but it’s still a really great game. LINKS OF NOTE: Dummied out UN...

Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics. Suggested Talking Points Net ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. Parking story, or "Give Me Your Hair". Prints of the Internet. Nothing but Trouble. MERS. Lies for sale. Addicted to poison, or "Weezing the Scorp'. A new place to store your wires. Wash your dildren.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Walking Dead rumors, The Silent Age, and we ask you what you're looking forward to at E3. The Brief Film crew seeks to dig up Atari 2600 E.T. cartridges. Ben didn't know Ace Patrol was already out. Spy Party enters public beta. New Walking Dead characters announced. Dark Souls II release date tenative. The Grind Dennis: X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Malicious. Super...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivienne read your responses about the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith. Also, deleted scenes. LINKS OF NOTE: Duke's Archives Episode Pre-Taped Call In Show Jet Force Gemini Labyrinth Doors Unacceptable Condition Abject Suffering - Pac Man 2 Patches Cosplay Elcor Don't Starve Terraria The Music Man Ludo

There aught to be a Chick Tract about Spellcraft. It tells you the reagents and processes necessary to do such awful things as Much to Stone and Return Home. What's this you say? You joust demons? I'll not hear of it. Wait... there's heartbreaking, regret-wracked love letters hidden in the code? Well... huh.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about “This is Water”, why marketing is evil, liquor, and a little about Deus Ex. LINKS OF NOTE: Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia This is Water (Video): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlhVgn7sKv0 This is Water (Speech): www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFt7EzpsZQo The Transporter Oil Scene: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot2RkUSRjmg Steez: www.urb...

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