Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary.  There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, the new song from Billie Eilish’s little sister Millie, and a boy in a plastic bag. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes. Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sketches about a guy who’s constantly shot at, the return of Sid, the Cicada, relatively fun facts about Arizona, and the Chuck E. Cheese house band’s breakup. Plus,...

The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus, a song about peas! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago. But we’re back with this tribute show. On it, we tell Dave stories… Like the time he purposely drove a U-Haul into a car that was blocking him in an intersection, how the Jack Hailstone sketches and Joe, t...

The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song about water. All in all, it’s something different for your ears. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song about green beer, and more stuff.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All in less than 30 minutes! It’s something different for your ears… Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show! Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters. Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show host. A clueless M.D. And a song of ours that Doctor Demento played.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special.   Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff... Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows! Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!