Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

Pulled from the pod archives: a blast from pre-Halloweens past! The guys talk about how ginormous the holiday has become. Sexy costumes. Treats of the past. Over the top decorations. Tim’s new nose job. Tim’s ex-college classmate—Leatherface. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: The guys discuss toilets in the middle of the basement floor. How Tim will get along in prison: two words—toilet wine. Then Walter follows up on his starring role in a one-man production of “300.” Emotional support dogs on planes. And cat psychologists.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: The guys talk about the weather, befriending a Jehovah Witness, and Georgia O’Keefe’s vagina paintings. Then Walter explains his one-man stage production of the movie “300.” Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: The guys try and remember the multi-floor Duck Logic immersive experiential event in a Chicago museum. They think. It might’ve happened. Or not. THEN: somehow the guys drift onto the subject of duck penises—they have quite an unusual shape, doncha know?   Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: Tim lands the lead role in a reimagining of “Annie.” Then auditions for the lead in a Snoop Dog biopic. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 215: Tim gets all mushy about the other two guys. A TV show buys stuff and burns it. Walt’s cousin Jeff blows up Walt’s toys! Jim’s friends blow up fish. Our favorite stripper. And doomsday bunkers.  THEN: A spittin’ good restaurant. An action flick starring a big guy. A real time Civil War reenactment. Really temporary temps. Our one and only guest gets bumped again. More ramblings from Walt...

Show 214: Walt’s birthday. Everyone gets a sheet cake. Grandparents Day. Lemonade stand baristas. Tim passes out. Why Grandparents Day? Kids love potato salad. Doctors say Tim’s brain is shrinking. THEN: Alien poop. Bloody Marys. Political attack ads begin. A CEO comes clean. Our A.I. announcer’s side gig. DIY Ken Burns’ documentaries. Plus a little bit more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to h...

Show 213: Walt’s dishwasher scares him. Bill Murray. A fish out of water. Tim’s dead snails. Walt turns down a girl with a snake. Supergirl. Keeping up with the Jor-El’s.  THEN: Insects in love. Broadway hits in 5 minutes or less. A Lite beer so light, you’ll think you’re drinking water. A restaurant for condiments. And a commercial for Stuff. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 212: It’s our sort of Labor day-themed show!! Tim talks about his job tarring a parking lot. Walt was a baby photographer for a day. Jim and Walt compare how many times they’ve been fired. Sex workers in hotel lobbies. Podcast understudies.  THEN: Labor day in Italy. In China. In France. A very intense job interview. The Shari Lewis telethon—a holiday traditionb. A business idea. A Russian fa...

Show 211: Walt sees a naked boy in his driveway. Tim gives financial advice. An injury lawyer in a fedora sues Indiana. Walt wore a Monkees knit cap in high school and the bullies loved it. Jim wears a lampshade. A geometry lesson. An outside-your-body catheter that collects your pee. Old lady juice. Bird poop explained. An update on Walt’s 1st eyeball injection.  THEN: Tobacco flavored gum. A Fre...

Show 210: Pope Day at a White Sox game. Tim has a thing for nuns. Old people do improv. Lettuce recalls. Dairyland standup comic Sal Monella. Nice hecklers. Who is David Bryne? The Titanic. And Pixar’s new talking iceberg cartoon. THEN: A creepy new Disney ride. Energy drinks for dogs. Mama’s boys. A song about jobs. Overly positive positivity. And a thing that doesn’t translate to audio podcasts....

Show 209: William Shatner’s metal band. Bars of soap. Back to school provisions. Squirrels hate the Irish. The Girl Scout documentary. Pizza and chicken wings in church. And Breaking Bad’s unknown theme song. And Sugarfoot is back! THEN: 13 Year Old World. Animals doing comedy. A summer camp for brooding future rock stars. A Fear Clinic. And critics of office art. Plus a little more.  Drop us an e...

Show 208: Cutting edge toilets. Bidets. Squatty Potties. Jim’s dad’s guns. Talking bears into suicide. Bees vs. Ants. Walt’s grade school Star Trek/Nazi salute. And Tim may have seen a different Odyssey movie than everyone else. THEN: Bottom-of-the-Purse candy. Place not to go this weekend. A sub-par doctor. Farting in a revolving door. And a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to h...

Show 207: Jim and Tim go by Jimothy. A shout out to Walt’s old neighbors who listen to the pod. Jim shows off both his severed toenails. Tim’s head wound. Tim picks up chicks with Eddie Arnold records. The guys try not to spoil Project Hail Mary. And what's up with Jim’s across the street neighbor. THEN: Franklin Mint’s Phallic Symbol collection. A show for bros. Ice cream for bachelors. A bo...

Show 206: Walt and Jim learn about their neighbors through binoculars. A tough crowd for a standup act. Jim tells a spam caller that he’s dead. Tim crashes a class reunion. THEN: Things that don’t translate to audio. A subpar dream psychic. The student loan police. Selling integrity. And the past. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 205: Tim’s wedding gift for Taylor and Travis. Walt signs up for a clinical trial. And hygiene in the Old West.  THEN: Gawking at overly large objects. A breakfast drink that keeps coming back. Too much Yeti. What (not) to do this weekend. And a play about carpeting. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 204: An unusual funeral home basement. The guys dream of being the new Charlie’s Angels. What they did on the 4th. Alligators. Putt-putt golf. Weatherman shaming. Tim’s newest one-man show.  THEN: A stripper in a bikini. A 70s folk group gets real. Mail order art. An enigmatic power walker. A philosophical hostage negotiator. And a little more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from y...

Show 203: Jim stabs himself. The 250th. World Cup fans drink Miami dry. Washington wasn’t our first president. 1776, the Musical (with women!). Little Nazis say the cutest things. And the Scotts invent golf. THEN: Custom made condoms. On Hold from hell. Killer coins. The Constitution was almost on notebook paper. And little-known movies that should’ve stayed that way. Drop us an email. We'd lo...

Show 202: 900-year-old Methuselah and his 20-something wife. Jelly Roll’s divorce. Walt slices his thumb, but Jim’s toenail grows back! Rugby players amputate their fingers. And the Callback Dog… is back!  THEN: Backstage at a church dressing room. The Guy Pride Parade. A Bob Dylan impression. What’s up on the movie channel. And Tim’s Podcast Pick of the Week. Drop us an email. We'd looove to...

Show 201: The pod takes a weird, religious format shift… or does it? YouTube movies. Jim wishes he had a laundry chute. Milldew in a spray. Tim teaches Latin (and penmanship). There’s a robin’s nest blocking Walt’s front door. The truth about Tony, the Tiger. And Collie, the Callback Dig! Then: Billie Eilish’s even quieter little sister. Priests against Art. A Tom Petty impression. A better use fo...

It’s our 200th show…!! Whoo!! Hoo!! Right? Yeah, okay. Tim tells us what Ireland is like. The end of Schlitz. Marilyn Monroe. Hockey. Waffles in the mail. Then a deadly amusement park. Trudy predicts your horoscope. The Emergency Podcast System. Preppers. And a rock classic about grammar. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 199: Tim looks forward to his trip to Ireland. The joy of gruel. The pros and cons of cannibalism. And robot monks. Plus: mixed-matched cops—a winning TV formula. A 70s rock and roller cashes-in. A new character named Mr. Character. Cops and coffee. And a bouncy house. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

In a bit called Fowl Memories Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt improv memories of that time Duck Logic formed an Emo band. Or did they? It’s hard to tell, their memories aren’t what they used to be. Then, the guys complain about that PBS genealogy show where famous people discover how much more famous they are. Jim, who always thought he was more “Irish” admits he’s mostly British and Italian. And you kno...

Show 198: The hantavirus. Big Chicago rats. Southern rodent hunters. A talking 'possum. 1960s westerns. Out of shape superheroes. The Met Gala. And a wrestling sloth. THEN: A sweaty bar for summer. Furniture for not sitting on. Needless investigations. Godzilla. Musicals with a “cheesy” slant.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Episode 197: Walt finds his dad’s porn movie stash. Jim, too. Frisbee golf. Boomerang nerds. Weird sports. The guys get their own “walk-on music.” Walt explains the Terrible Twos. Then: cigs with something extra. Fun at theater camp. In praise of Drug Mules. Baseball cards teach a kid a sappy lesson. A quiz shows has all the answers, but no questions. Plus, a little bit more. Drop us an email. We&...