Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

The guys talk about Pamela Anderson going makeup-less, the Mickey Mouse slasher movie, why someone hasn't made a Popeye porn video yet, and why 52 seems to be the magic number for men to have heart attacks. Then a scofflaw game show sketch, adult diapers can be fun, a sale on over-sized musical instruments, and whatever happened to those chanting monks? Drop us an email. We'd looove to he...

The guys talk about some people install toilets right in the middle of their basements and how Tim can whip up excellent toilet wine. Then a Rain Man prequel, boxer concussions, and why everyone's into manscaping. Plus, sketches about a car dealer that sells brown cars, trouble with time travel, a guy who's good at selling stuff, and theater for snobs. Plus--- a few more things! Drop us...

Jim’s come to realize the Nissan Rogue he bought from Dave’s wife makes people think he’s an old lady. And Jim tells Walt about a Colorado guy whose legs got caught in a woodchipper and about the comedy club owner with a smelly butt. There are sketches about Girl Scouts joining the Army, a raunchy microbrew beer, a diner that sources its menu from the highway, Mr. Analogy, and more. Drop us an ema...

Tim tells us about his plans to open manifesto writing classes and how important juice is to him--- any kind of juice. Jim recalls how a stranger called him a “jag in a bag.” Then there are sketches about mini memorabilia, a patient in search of a disease, and coffee so strong it puts hair on your tongue. Plus, more stuff. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about eye surgery. Jim encourages Tim and Walt to donate sperm. Tim has his doubts about Johnny Depp’s teeth. And evidence that the new Fed Ex campaign is plagiarizing-ly close to a long-running Duck Logic bit. Then sketches about wheelie bags, a store with a sale on "mystery boxes," how to get the best food in jail, and a big guy... a really big guy. And a few more things....

Tim explains why he thinks New Year’s Eve is wimpy and sings a couple country songs. The guys try and fail to get political. Then there are sketches about hot spots you should maybe skip for New Year's Eve. A drive up comedy club. Another thing that doesn’t translate to audio. A drive-thru comedy club. Plus a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys come up with a new catch phrase. Walter tells us how he used to buy weed for his dad for Christmas. And Tim talks about his job tasting fentanyl and anthrax. Then… we get the real truth about Santa. An online breakfast treat. And a bunch of ads for perfume. Plus a couple more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Walter introduces the other guys to “shower beer.” Jim tells us horrible cat stories and how his one-man musical based on "Coach" is coming along. Then: Beer for boneheads. Shopping for babies. Nine-year-old Tim’s trip across the border. And posing for a picture with Jesus. Plus, there’s more! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about the sport of magnet fishing for trash, floating down a river on an oil drum, and how Jim’s brother stabbed him 4 times with a pencil. Then there are sketches about a low-rent winter amusement park, a holiday special where nothing happens, and Haikus by cowboys. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Walter tells us how his one-man musical version of “300” went in its out-of-two tryout. Then the guys discuss the pros and cons of cat psychologists.  Edie, the Breakfast Fairy welcomes her friend: Mr. Leftover. There’s a song about scary family holidays. Plus, a billionaire ghost; how a spiffy résumé can really open doors; and Chip Bitterman gets pissed off about wind chill factors. Drop us an em...

Tim talks about his audition for the role of Snoop Dogg in a bio pic and Walt tells us about his one man show—a musical version of “300.” Then a gum that tastes like something burning. Sketches about overly unfunny DJs. A needless product for paranoid bathers. And evil nursery rhymes.   Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about how much everyone -- especially tollbooth attendants -- love soup, how Georgia O’Keeffe’s paintings look like certain body parts, and how to make friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses. And Tim tells us how he landed the lead role of Annie in a production of the musical "Annie." Then there are sketches about cowboy cologne, another story from 9-year-old Tim, and a man who s...

After oral surgery, Tim gets so constipated from pain pills that he ends up in the ER where doctors removed a “stoolball.” Jim explains how 60s comedian, Jerry Lewis, made a never-released movie about a clown that entertains kids in the Nazi death camps during WWII. On a lighter note: there are sketches from 9-year-old Tim, Jean Smiley’s motherly advice, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy says hello to Mr....

Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck’s penises are really weirdly shaped.  Plus, the Duckers do parodies of political ads, a salute to the brassiere’s birthday, Jean Smiley tries to put a smile on your face, a...

We… Are… Back! with a new season! On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years and the troubles he had with "Greasers." Plus, we discuss tips on how to exact vengeance. There are sketches about a not-so-menacing vampire, a celebrity imper...

More lowbrow hi jinx -- talk and sketches -- from those guys and a gal that call themselves Duck Logic any day now!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ever guest. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop.  Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And, a Midwest, summertime favorite-- Keith Richard's Faire! Drop us an emai...

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The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, more! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with a carny. Plus, Chip Bitterman is back with more things that piss… him… off. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance. Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears. Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung hero of WWII. Plus more! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!