Drunk Bible Study

We are starting something new this week (stay tuned until the end to find out what) but Isaiah is doing more of the same, making drastic and oddly refreshing prophecies. Although apples do play a small role in today's discussion of planting and harvesting, pain and grief are what's being sowed and reaped. Befitting the week of St. Valentine's Day, we pause to wonder where our soul lives - our hear...

Like many of the other books we've read, Isaiah has a proto, deutero, and trito. Due to a tone change and the absence of Isaiah's name in the later chapters, it's possible the book had many writers! Were all of them taking hallucinogens? For the first time (we think), there is a bonus to the bonus episode. Tune in to find out what type of animal Porky the pig might be, you'll be surprised. If you...

If our top 10 impalements and almost stabbings in the Bible is a little heavy for you, stick around for our Narnia inspired world occupied by ostriches, dancing goats, wolves, and jackals! Isaiah shares magnificent taunt meant for the king of Babylon that includes ghostly greetings, maggots, and worms. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun...

Drunk Messiah Study joins Jase's list of someday podcasts after sharing parts of, Messiah, an oratorio composed by George Frideric Handel in 1741 with us. There's some laughs to be had too, because it's the Bible... everyone is screwed and Yahweh loves fire eating fire. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider...

After a moment of joy we dive into cannibalism, profane evil doers, and lots of fire. After realizing Yahweh is not mad, just disappointed, one might feel like they are a puddle of embarrassment. Judah's idolatry leaves us with questions about the fruit of the stout-hearted, what happens when a standard-bearer faints, and rods for days. Still tripping, Isaiah makes another important prophecy, Dede...

Still reeling from the depth of Isaiah's fever dream we're back today with several import questions. Can one be a grape sizest? How does one best hide in a tree? Do video games rip off the Bible, or does the Bible rip off legends video games are based on? Does one become a prophetess by marrying a prophet? Was the word, Almah, translated incorrectly? And most importantly, do you think Jesus was th...

Today's chapters start with a bang, women grabbing men, and Dedeker setting boundaries about biblical fan fiction. Latchets, crucibles, and terebinth trees all get a moment... as does a metaphor about shaving. Is it really a metaphor? If you thought Bic was the first to create gender specific pens, you're wrong! Although it's highly likely that he was tripping and will be for some time, Isaiah sha...

The first bonus episode of Twenty-Twenty-Fun gives us a lot to think about, including the different meanings associated with Zion, turning swords into plowshares, and whether cucumber watchers are lonely. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme...

Chronicles didn't meet 2021's standards of fun, so we've skipped ahead to spend some time with our new friend, Isaiah. The prophet starts out with his vision of Judah and Israel, and what might be a flashback to Job. It doesn't seem like there are fig newtons in the medicine cabinet, but there are plenty of melons! Does it feel like Yahweh has made some new years resolutions to you? Things take a...

How much do we remember about the tiny boy kings and prophets we learned about in 2 Kings? Join us, for our traditional end of a book quiz! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The end of 2 Kings and 2020 is upon us! In the last full episode of the year Judah and Jerusalem come together to read the recently rediscovered book of the law. The vessels of Baal and chariots of the sun burn, priests and wizards are put away, and off-center shrines to other gods are smashed. Leaving us wondering, does this strike joy in the heart Yahweh? A couple of kings sit on the throne in w...

The star of today's show is science! Join us as we discuss ancient diagnostic tools, sun technology, directional errors, prophetess', and Deuteronomic history. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Isiah, at the behest of Yahweh, cures King Hezekiah, allowing him to reign for an extra 15 years. After his death boy kings ascending the throne, one of whom decided to rebuild sex and religion shrines to Baal and Asherah. The priests make an interesting discovery that might explain the rash of kings who did not do right in the eyes of Yahweh, who has a message for his people. If you want MORE dri...

Bronze serpents, finger bones, Isiah, and languages all get a moment to shine in today. We have something to say that some modern christians might need to hear! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Hezekiah destroys the high places, brazen serpents, and turns people back to Yahweh. The story, which is quiet poetic in places, takes an interesting turn where people start using the word turd. With the rapid turn over of Kings we might have to do some bulk casting! If you've wanted to know what is a recorder is, make sure to tune if for a special segment of the show - Drunk Recorder Study. The d...

Was part of the dismantled temple turned into an astrological observatory? Was this part of the Israelites downfall? Who was really to blame for their enslavement to the Syrians? Are you looking forward to 1 & 2 Chronicles? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Dru...

Prepare yourself for rapid fire kings or perhaps better put, quick and dirty kings, and see Jehu's punishment finally come fruition as the reign of his children ends. Israel continues to exist as both the oppressor and the oppressed, eventually becoming enslaved by Syria once again. An altars receives an Extreme Temple Makeover style, the smear campaign against Asherah seems weak, and lions roar....

Join our Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group to watch the clip from Jase's performance in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with us! We're getting a good laugh out of pelvis thrusting, staging, and facial hair. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com...

Briefly, lets recap a few of the kings we meet in this weeks reading. A good boy king, a teen king, and thankfully, a king whose name starts with the letter Z. Keeping track of the J kings was getting tiresome! Speaking of Yahweh, why doesn't he have to adhere to his own policies? Is Elisha trying to one up Elijah (the only person to go to Heaven while still alive) by raising someone from the grav...

What's lurking in your holiday decorations? Old Scratch, perhaps? If Baal's latrine, otherwise known as a symbolic toilet, actually existed, would you visit it? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Hang on, friends, today's chapters are action packed. A new king is rudely anointed, another king dies, and Jezebel is unrecognizable. Heads roll, literally, and the body count climbs. What is Yahweh's end game? In an interesting turn of events, Jehu throws Baal Con in hopes of earning favor. And lest you think we forgot its fall when making pop culture jokes... move over PSL, PSF is here and isn'...

Elisha may lack oomph in the miracle department but he makes up for it with an abundance of small but strange moments, like magically fishing an axe head out of a river. How do you think scholars have interpreted this story? Do you think the story of mothers eating their own children is taught in Sunday School? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with expe...

The Sons of the Prophets head to the Jordan, where they promptly lose an axe in the water, which is recovered with magic (or maybe magic?). Elisha is feeling confident and prophecies the end of a famine that led to cannibalism and the sale of donkeys heads and dove droppings. Was it really a famine though? It sounds more like a siege led by the King of Syria, who ends up dead at the hand of his se...

Join us for an examination of our characters character! The Shunammite woman, some might say, is a wise and good woman. Others would say that Elisha, while a man of God, was detached and emotionally unavailable. And let's not forget Gehazi, who is thought to be quite wicked. As always, we are left with more questions than answers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes,...

Welcome to Prophet Cast, where we answer important questions like; Are prophets and magicians the same thing? What have the prophets achieved so far? How much does a prophet profit? Can a prophet christen a bed? Is there any significance to the amount of times one sneezes in a row? Can inanimate materials have mid-life crises? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, inte...