Drunk Bible Study

Extraterrestrial theories abound! Elijah is just one of two people to visit Heaven while still alive. The spin doctors do an interesting job trying to excuse possible child sacrifice. Do you think boldness is a character flaw? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Drun...

Sometimes even kings are clumsy and tumble through lattices. Instead of turning to Yahweh during his recovery, Ahaziah, sought the counsel of another gold. The angel of God sent Elijah to foretell the king's punishment. Who do you think is losing their head today? There's a bit of an unexpected romance, Elijah ensures Elisha doesn't have to walk through water in an interesting way. Magic fire char...

One thing we can count on while reading the Bible is there will almost always be more deaths and not fewer deaths. One thing we can't count on is how well we remember what we've read. Join us as we test our knowledge of 1 Kings with a quiz from www.doinggood.org! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becomin...

We are at the end of yet another book, so it's time for a fun and fancy finale! Jezebel takes procuring a vineyard into her own hands with the help of stool pigeons and a feast. Clever angles and lying spirits are summoned by Yahweh, and another king kicks the bucket. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider be...

Prepare yourself for cow jokes, sarcasm, lion hitmen, and prophet fight club! We're cool but who is the real fool? Could this be one of the thoughts going through the heads of men walking about in sack cloths with ropes around the heads? What were two of Israel's greatest sins? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, c...

Jezebel threatens Elijah, who somehow ends up with jurisdiction over the King of Syria. There's another case of who kills who (should this be considered a biblical trope?), and someone other than our hosts are boozing it up. Once again, no one is making any sense but that could be because of the sack cloths, twists, and bandages. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, i...

An exciting casting decision is made (hey, Idris Elba... check your mail), and Jase turns to science to try and explain the fire set by Yahweh. Have you ever heard of anvil lightning? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by...

Kings are dropping like flies! Baasha's entire family line is executed, and one king rules for only 7 days before dying a fiery death. Jezebl makes an appearance, and Elijah, the prophet shows up earlier than expected! The pressing questions of today's are episode are; what is Obadiah smoking, and which god should earn the title of the worlds strongest god? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing,...

Have you heard the theory about Solomon's airships and ancient aliens being worshiped as gods? Does harlot really mean prostitute? Is the purpose of Christianity to set you up for a life full of doubt? What's the true lesson in this weeks reading? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner...

Today's episode covers a variety of topics, including country cover bands, lions, donkeys, and sacred prostitution. Yahweh is still comparing everyone to his not so favorite boy, David. Also, some important questions are asked (like what type of foot disease would kill you?) and we explore what might be the true moral lesson of the Bible. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus ep...

Join us as we learn some interesting things about King Solomon, including why he had a glass floor installed in front of his throne, his Ethiopian dynasty, and his possible interest in researching the relationship between apes and humans. We also learn some interesting things about the Austonesian peoples and cannibalistic gods! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, in...

Make way, for the Queen of Sheba, generous is she. Bringing gifts of apes, peacocks, and expensive wood from across the sea. Possibly illegal horse trading ensues, and garments are torn. King Solomon's 700 wives and 300 concubines are able to sway his heart from Yahweh before he dies. Rehoboam ascends the throne but some tribes refuse to accept his rule and name Jeroboam king instead. If you want...

Join as we uncover another contradiction, this time about the contents of the Ark of the Covenant. We also try to figure out, what the heck is a millo? And it turns out that King Shlomo is someone we already know! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy O...

After a few more Ikea-esque instructions, the temple (which 20 years to build) is complete! Animal are sacrificed, the ark is safely moved, and the glorious cloud reappears. After a lengthy prayer by King Solomon, Yahweh makes him many promises. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’...

What gods did people worship in Solomon's temple? Why isn't Pharaoh's daughter named in the story? Were Solomonic columns actually created by Solomon? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Prepare for yourself for an introduction to King Solomon's over the top, ostentatious style. There's porches a plenty, cedar, gold, and pillars so beautiful they need names. What might seem like nonsense to us, like ornate chariot rims, was a probably an important display of prosperity for the young king. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, f...

As always, we’re coming at you today with questions and answers! Who wrote the Psalms and Proverbs and what exactly does pseudepigraphic mean? Did you know that there are over 22 different stories about one baby being claimed by two mothers and one of them has to do with Buddha? And why exactly were there so many translation variations of chapter 5? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, includi...

So far King Solomon is a man of action! He finishes building his house, building Yahweh's temple, brings home one of Pharaoh's daughter, and talks with Yahweh in his dreams. On his first day as king he rules over the famous case of two mothers claiming the same child as their own. How many horses can a king own? And who did King Solomon appoint to serve as his officers? If you want MORE drinking a...

Today we're hopping in the way back machine to talk about Sarah and Dedeker's trip to Jerusalem. Scholars weigh in on Bathsheba's possible manipulation and we discuss interesting ways to preserve youth and virility. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy...

In a strange attempt to cure King David’s shivers, Abishag, a virgin, is brought to him for companionship. Later, his sons, Adonijah and Solomon bicker over who will wear the crown and wed Abishag. A new king is eventually crowned and charged with some heavy stuff, a favorite character is killed, and the dust kicker from a few episodes ago is finally punished! If you want MORE drinking and bible-i...

We're wrapping up 2 Samuel with another quiz! Follow along and see how you score by going to https://biblequizzes.org.uk/quiz.php?2samuel. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

If you would like to read along as we finish up 2nd Samuel go to https://www.drunkbiblestudy.com/read. David sings his last song, we learn more about 37 of the men is his army, including one who fought a lion in a pit in the snow! Joab argues against conducting a census and Yahweh punishes David for replacing trust with statistics. Who do you think is going to replace David in 1st Kings? If you wa...

Tune in for tidbits about David's song, giants, polydactyl humans, and hot takes on concubines! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We hope this episode of drinking and scripture will offer you some solace in these strange times. Speaking of strange, King David punishes his concubines with faux widowhood, Sheba rebels, Joab uses sleight of hand to kill a foe, and some of Saul’s bloodline are sacrificed to try and right old wrongs. Meanwhile, the Philistines and Israelites are once again at war and King David writes an interest...

Social ladders are being climbed, servants are revealed to have servants of their own, and Dedeker's hopes are smashed when biblical commentary reveals that a plot point from recent chapters turn out to be hyperbole. Also, Emily gets her first taste of Monty Python! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider beco...