Drunk Bible Study

Is fasting a way to extort Yahweh or feast on him? Why are some Christians so obsessed with Satanism and spiritual warfare? How much does Dedeker know about armor, specifically biblical armor? What pieces of music did Psalm 23 inspire? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon...

It's the 3rd to last episode of Isiah and we have questions about the last Trito chapters. Do prophets get jealous of each other? Does sex and death religion involve making your bed a place of worship? Would one still fear Yahweh if suddenly stopped punishing people for doing terrible things? What kind of fasting must one do to get prayers off the ground? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, i...

If you've ever wondered how eunuchs came to be or what the Bible has to say about them, make sure to tune in for the dirt, or as we like to call it, the p / d. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Between well-known verses and familiar prophecies, Yahweh takes a moment to remind us of how awesome he thinks he is. Sheep go baa, and the worth of women is defined... kind of. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh...

The name Rahab has far more many meanings than we originally knew! How many times is The Cup of Staggering mentioned in the Bible? Is The Rock running for president? Make sure to tune in and find out the answer to all these questions and more. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at...

We're tackling big topics today, like Napoleon hand complexes, garment eating monopolies, and clothing as metaphors. Spanking, waxing, stinky fish, and chaos dragons are dancing the Congo line, with Handel's Messiah as the rear-ward/caboose. Choo choo. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parish...

The Lord's work is never done. The female anatomy mind-boggling to some, as evidence by some of the wacky ancient theories we're discussing today, including wandering uteri! If you've ever been curious about witches milk, Rainbow Connection, or anatomical sheaths, today's episode is for you! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series...

Isaiah might be confusing, but it's rarely boring. This week's episode features Biblical wet t-shirt contents, cherub wrangling and riding, a multitude of witches and sorcerers, and an abundance of irony. There's no peace for the wicked but there is a light for the nations, which may have been birthed from the bowels of someone's mother. Make sure to stay tuned in until the end for a call back to...

Did people really write Yahweh's name on their hand or is it all a metaphor for the promise of belonging to the Lord? Who exactly were the gods, Bel and Nebo? Did we just find more proof of ancient Biblical aliens? Who was Cyrus the Great and why is his cylinder so important to modern-day people? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini s...

The instructions for creating graven images alluded to in this episode are intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. Follow at your own risk. Beware, Yahweh has been in a bit of a tizzy lately. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our...

What is sometimes sticky, often slippery, and possibly edible? So many trees and so many ways to use them! Also, did you know that sweet cane is not something you actually want to eat? Thermo receptors are real and interesting, and motion-capture has a lot more going on than you might think! Join us for a brief discussion about things that caught our attention while reading Isaiah 41-43. If you wa...

If Yahweh were to write his own infomercial, hoping to find someone to love, it might sound something like this. "Do you ever feel like a lonely worm? Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to eat mountains? Does the want to strike evil elves from the earth keep you awake at night? If so, be silent before me and listen. I am God Yahweh, I will hold your hand, I will make crooked place...

Join us as we compare our church-going experiences and ponder what makes a church mega. Is it coffee bars, candy, large sanctuaries, fancy bread, or escalators? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Select all, copy, and paste. Get ready to drink for repetition, we're recapping Hezekiah's illness (with some new details thrown in) and closing the book Proto Isaiah. Would you rather be cut off from the loom, spend time in death's waiting room, or squawk like a doomed hen? Often the bearer of bad news, Isaiah doesn't work up the courage to give Yahweh a breath mint. Much to our delight, Deutro I...

How many fig newtons can you eat in a minute? Tune it to find out the rules of the challenge and then post your results in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club...

Feeble knees may exist but fool free freeways do not. We might be pulling things out of our sharona's but sometimes a new point of view offers clarity to what was once a confusing story. What happened to the horse hoarding threshold for kings? Sometimes Isaiah feels like 2 Kings II: Origins! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series...

The Night Monster, better known as Lilith, might have been Adam's first wife before being banished from the garden. Ancient waterways, siphon springs, and Warren's Shaft are all related - we promised. What is a suplex move? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBi...

As the caterpillar gathers and our feet morn the ground, a joy of wild donkeys rises up. There is no such thing as respected scoundrels or noble fools, and for once Eugene is on the nose. The gloves come off, it's very metal, and Yahweh's obsession with self consuming fires continue. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and m...

Good news, we are not alone in our bewilderment, even experts struggle with the book of Isaiah at times! We learn about a common euphuism that originated from the Bible and menstruation in ancient times. Also, why was Gath so significant and who knows what a zither is? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider b...

The joke meter is back just in time to read some weird, smelly, and unexpectedly sexual chapters! It might be a vision of the night or perhaps it's a set up for a new type of magic show. Wisdom is perishing and we have a new take on the axe conundrum. Who is Yahweh threatening when he talks about victimizing the innocent, shame, and the burdens of the animals of the south? Global warming, tongues...

Who was present during childbirth during Biblical times? Where exactly does Yahweh's nickname, Yaw, come from? Is the fig tree a metaphor for the health of Israel as a nation? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh an...

Yahweh's hands are getting busy! With one hand he is orchestrating poetic take downs and with the other he is wiping away the tears of his children. Given his propensity for making people swim through sewage, perhaps it's time recast Yahweh as an 80s swirly-prone movie boyfriend? The imagery swings wildly from phallic beatings, alien altars, flooding beds, and baby talk. WHAT is in those fig cooki...

We're going back in time to 2nd Kings hot a hot minute to figure out who is who! As expected, the internet has a lot to say nudity. Have you ever wondered what it would cost to attend an Ivy League divinity school? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy...

The bared buttocks of many Egyptians are on parade! Prepare yourselves for lots on languishing, anguishing, and things happening! Including getting in trouble for partying, get warm hugs from Yahweh, and an economic crash. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBib...

Do you find yourself recalling things you memorized as a child now and then? Today we're talking about memorization, etymology, gardens, raisin cake, and our inner parts - again! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh...