Drunk Bible Study

Has Yahweh's entertainment shifted from dancing virgins covered in tambourines to Netflix and YouTube? Is that why he hasn't been spotted in a while? Or is it because he's constantly trying to make sure his children will fear him forever? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patr...

Why was Zedekiah roasted in the fire? Is David actually back? Why should you be on the look out if you hear the bellow of a great ox when visiting Istanbul? Do archaeological findings exist to prove that some Israelites were held captive in Babylon? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishion...

The Babylonians have taken off with the regal élite with what seems to be Yahweh's blessing. Is it all an elaborate plan to help Yahweh look like a hero when he facilitates their rescue in the future? Which prophet is right? Will their enslavement be short, or should the Israelites learn to bloom where they are planted? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews...

Jeremiah is getting tired and old, so Yahweh is stepping up and there's some final action to talk about! Is King Nebekenezer, otherwise known as the builder king, actually a servant of Yahweh? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Boo...

Beware, punishing is incoming, and the desolation of the world is bound to be perpetual. Does being an omnipresent force lead to boredom? Is Yahweh causing problems to solve just to keep busy? Does that make him the harbinger of hustle culture? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ a...

Instead of discussing all the things we didn't understand from the main episode, today we're talking about how to make gin, The Sons of Korah, and different theories about modern-day prophets. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Boo...

In today's chapters Jeremiah is moving on up, prophesying to leaky bucket kings, and Yahweh is realizing that not having a higher power means having to swear by oneself. Is there a Skill Share course on how to become a modern-day prophet? Jeremiah's object lessons need some work, but at least we get to learn the parable, Two Baskets of Figs. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus...

Is Jeremiah the weeping prophet because he might be the beginning of the end? Or is it because he was mocked in the stocks? Do you have a pot shard dispenser near your well? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and...

After a brief journey with the Rock and a shiny whistle, we're off to Harry's house to smash some pumpkins, or is jars of clay? Either way, professional hissing is apparently a thing in Biblical days, and to our astonishment, cannibalism is back! If it feels like we're going back in time instead of getting nearer to Jesus, that's because we are. Get ready for no pity, no mercy, and the debut of Ya...

Is it possible that the Garden of Eden still exists somewhere or did the great flood wash away proof of Adam and Eve? How common was it to hire professional mourners when someone died? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club b...

Sit back with a sparkly drink and get ready for a smack talk surprise! Yahweh yields the hand of the terrible, exiling his children, shortly before promising to bring them back. Has he created a rock that's too heavy to lift? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Drunk...

Forget the same old same old. Now that we know about the linen underwear metaphor and the Yahweh is actually Satan conspiracy theory we have to talk about them both! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Between the manual toddler labor, swords and famines, and women in travail, things are getting dark! Is that because Yahweh is near the mouths of his people but far in their hearts? Or is Yahweh just lit on whatever substance Isaiah left behind? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’...

Baal, Beelzebub, and Dagon walk into a bar. How many gods is the bartender serving? Tune it to find out more about Baal, jackals, and predestination! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Wayfaring men plan a man retreat only to find out that everyone is bad guy and no one can be trusted! Bending tongues turn deadly while skillful women sing songs of mourning. Be sure to circumcise your heart, not your hair, lest your home become a dwelling place for jackals. The presence of Baal makes us wonder about the longevity of Keeping Up With the Baals, and moody Yahweh is quickly losing ou...

Did the lost tribes of Ephraim make it to America to found the church of the Latter Day Saints? What do certain horse vocalizations mean? Would gallwater and wine cure illness? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh a...

We're diving right in to the action today with oppression and conquering. Interesting questions are raising about the ear foreskin and thought crimes. Once again, Yahweh proves he'd make a bad boyfriend, he won't even let people bake cakes for the queen of the sky. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becom...

Bullfrogs have mouths as big as the great outdoors and tongues capable of things you would never imagine. Make sure to tune in for some rousing facts about bullfrogs, prophets, and hymns! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Clu...

Truth, justice, and Yahweh's way prevails. We thought this ship had sailed but the foreskin of mans heart are back, the removal of which is leading to much anguish. We're dropping truth bombs, like pre Genesis chaos causes souls to faint, metaphors never cease to be mixed, and fire breath doesn't play well with wooden people! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, inter...

We're aware that the bullfrog jokes will likely get old fast, but wait until you hear the original lyrics of Joy to the World croaked! If a camel, a donkey, and a horse all ran in the same race, which one would win? And what exactly does one's forehead have to do with shame? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, cons...

There's a new prophet in town and it's entirely possible that Yahweh is using him as a bullfrog, err... bullhorn. It seems Jeremiah's prophetic powers developed in the womb and he might be obsessed with Keeping Up With the Baaals. As always, Eugene manages to delight us with an unusual use of the word grease, and the first few chapters of Jeremiah leave us wondering if Yahweh's gone senile, rambli...

Tradition continues, we are closing out Isaiah with a quiz, or four! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

All good things take labor and oh my, did we labor our way through Isaiah. The end has come, finally! Who will win the bet about Yahweh's violence tendencies? Will it come down to splitting hairs or will old habits (and potentially new veganism) bring home the win? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becom...

Isaiah has been a trip, sometimes literally. Today we're chatting about our experience with the book so far, context, and accessibility. To lighten the mood we're gushing over cute camel babies, talking about vine dresses, and revealing when our beloved Tyndale translation will make its next appearance on the show! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with...

Hot news! Yahweh is contemplating releasing a patch to fix one of his great design falls. We look up Praise Parks around the world, learn how to refer to a multitude of camels, and wonder about Israel's new name. Has therapy made Yahweh sneakier or is he really a changed god? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, con...