Drunk Bible Study

Is the tale of a lioness and her cubs supposed to be a metaphor or a political cartoon? Which of the lower prophets contributed to the writing of Ezekiel? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Sour grapes used to have generational consequences but now Yahweh's decided everyone will be responsible for their own mistakes. Eroticizing horticulture continues with much lamenting over a lack of strong rods, and Yahweh's true power is questioned. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishio...

Ezekiel is taking us on a laugh-filled journey, but the book isn't without its flaws. Is it too dangerous to podcast about? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

There are many mentions of sex in the chapters we are reading this week. We recommend being mindful of where and around whom you are listening. Ezekiel is taking on us on a journey, from seal skin clothing, to smear campaigns, to socialized prostitution, and ending with technicolor eagles. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’,...

Today we try to figure out which Daniel/Danel Ezekiel was talking about today, try to guess what elbow pillows might be, and learn way more than you'd expect about the construction of walls in Biblical times. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our th...

Ezekiel is very clear about God's feelings about elbow pillows: He HATES them. We reach new levels of smack talk and learn the hottest new dance craze, The Daub and Slap! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Ana...

What one does with their hands, when praying. Do you steeple, put them flat in your lap, or intertwine your fingers? Or maybe you clasp them around each other like a vassal placing his hands in those of his liege in feudal times, to express trust and loyalty? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a...

We've got to give the prophet props, Ezekiel has no problem talking back to Yahweh. Perhaps it is he who should sit on the Sapphire Kinda Maybe Throne. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Burning nostrils, ancient sun gods, and plagiarism all make for an interesting look at Ezekiel 5-8. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Ezekiel might just ben the book that turns this show into something the evangelicals have always been terrified! 4 more chapters in, and our newest prophet is still delivering! If you had to pick between pestilence, famine, or being scattered by the sword, which adventure would you choose? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’,...

Do you think Ezekiel can keep up this level of excitement? Did leap months make up part of the time our new prophet had to stay on his side? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

New book energy is real, this is the nuttiest first chapter we've read so far! If you've ever wondered what a Biblical auto-bot might look, make sure to tune in to find out about their sparkling brass feet. A new way of communicating is discovered, and a ton of bread is made! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, con...

Finishing yet another book is a big deal and to celebrate, we're taking a quiz or two! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Jeremiah is finally drawing to a close and the time of Yahweh's vengeance is upon us. Raise a glass to Babylon! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

In preparation for next week's quiz, we're doing a crash course on Jeremiah! Where does Jeremiah fall in the line up of former, latter, and the 12 prophets? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

In the penultimate episode an effort is made get on top of the message, Moab almost loses its eyebrows, and the word booty appears for the first time! Animals are back to taking over kingdoms, and all of a sudden there are prophecies about prophecies. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishi...

Is the Queen of the Sky a temple or a god? Is Egypt suddenly cool again? Who is the betrayer? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Just a slob like one of us, the Israelites are starting to tune Yahweh out. Language matters, and someone is always pinning blame on the wives! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Are Babylon and Egypt doing it? Why is Ishmael so salty? Is more blood ever the answer? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The captain of the guard might be chill, but Ishmael (the important one) is not! What is Yahweh's turn around time on listening to prayers? Will the Israelites ever learn, or will famine and pestilence follow them all of their days? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.co...

Today we're exploring the concept of original sin, being bad, and the origins of another classic hymn. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

In a confusing web of language, we learn more about how Jeremiah became imprisoned and some of the interesting experiences he had in the swampy depths of someone's home dungeon. Does being a gentleman require caring about the state of another's armholes? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘pari...

In addition to possibly identifying the origins of Christians who choose to eschew alcohol and discussing laws about slavery and indentured servitude, we are making some important decisions about music and casting! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy...

Jeremiah has some unique prison perks, including visions and a scribe. This weeks object lesson about listening to your daddy involves drinking no wine, forever! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Is the new covenant Yahweh recently promised the original post-struggle vow renewal? Have we read the hardest verse in Jeremiah? Is Jeremiah less typically masculine than other prophets? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club...