Driving to Disneyland

You read that right, you can now watch your favorite Gunties on youtube !  Kristen and Catherine take a spaceship (?!) to Disneyland, which shouldn't be too questionable in this time of floating orbs and mystery drones.  Recorded on January 19th, preceding nothing but MLK day and Kristen's fabulous birthday, tune in for some soapboxes, wedding drama, and of course the PugCam (tm???). Welcome to Di...

Catherine and Kristen half-planned, half-lucked into being at the Happiest Place on Earth on a Very Sad Day.  Join us for a download on their preview of Tiana's Bayou Adventure (formerly known as Splash Mountain), surprise corn dogs, blustering winds, and wisdom from a queer elder.  Sending love and hidden Mickeys. 

Catherine and Kristen recap the magic of Stanimal Day, a mere 4 years after the idea came to be. 

Kristen and Catherine are back to recap the pains and pleasures of Pride Night at Disneyland, why Chappell Roan occupies their lizard brains, and why the Babadook is second only to Clarabelle the Cow.  The gals also discuss Disneyland Forward, and why Pandora should stay in Florida.

In honor of Donald's 90th birthday, the gals head to disneyland to track down some blue and white treats. 

Kristen and Catherine get the ultimate star treatment when they ring that famous doorbell... and are let inside the ultra-exclusive Club 33!  Fine dining ensues, and a magical sparkle is permanently etched into their very souls in a way that makes enlightenment seem like old news.  

What's better than Spooky Morning?  Spooky Morning the week of Christmas!  Kristen regales Catherine with the story of Phantom Manor, Disneyland Paris' version of the Haunted Mansion. Other topics include the billboard boobs of Las Vegas, Kirk Cameron's version of sex ed, and new car sounds from Catherine's new ride.

Kristen and Catherine get ahold of the Timestone and travel to a magical reality two weeks in the future of the last episode.  In their new future, strangers buy you cookies and macaroons melt in your hands, while you ~MaRVeL~ at the wonders of Rogers the Musical.  The gals try new foods at San Fransokyo in DCA, and Catherine is so charmed by Kristen's Editing Song that it makes the final cut of t...

Catherine and Kristen hit the parks on one of the hottest days of the year!  From water rides to water bottles that spray you in the face like a wayward feline, the gals cover ways to stay cool at the parks.  Also covering: initial thoughts about the Haunted Mansion movie, Rogers the Musical, fabulous eats at San Fransokyo Square, and more. 

It's the Aftermagic!  Kristen and Catherine dole (whip) out the scoop on cheap eats, souvenirs and experiences at this cheap budget-friendly Aftermagic.  What was overpriced?! What was just right?!  And did they overspend?!! Tune in to find out.

The gals are back in action! A lot of life has happened - and Disney still looms large in the hearts and minds of your favorite park pals.  In this budget-friendly episode, Kristen and Catherine cover all the cheapest snacks, souvenirs and thrills at Disneyland, as well as how in the world their friendship has survived without the miracle of podcasting.  Join us to learn some secrets!

A lot of life has happened!  Catherine and Kristen are on their way to Disneyland after a rendezvous at Jim Henson Studios. 

Kristen and Catherine wander the lands of the Food and Wine Festival at California Adventure and discover some strange and wonderful concoctions.  We just have one thing to say: NOT EVERYTHING GOES WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

Catherine and Kristen head back to DCA, this time via... TRAM! They're aiming to try all the tasty treats at the Food and Wine festival and, of course, saunter and snack.

Happy Not-So-Scary Halloween!  Kristen and Catherine head to Oogie Boogie bash and talk about the newest trends in Zombie movies adored by 7-year-olds, under boob, oral surgery and other scary stories.  Join us for a weird and wild trip to Oogie Boogie!

Catherine and Kristen are back at the parks!  Listen in to find out what you need to know about WEB Slingers, the brand-new Avenger's campus, and what it takes to hork down a goo-filled cake while sitting and admiring a hot Captain America.  No ride spoilers were given in the making of this episode - except during a few specific minutes where we outline the ability to skip 'em.  Grab a giant candy...

It's Lemon, everybody! Catherine and Kristen hit the road to DLR again, this time for a day at California Adventure! Avengers Campus, ahoy! The anticipation is high as we failed at our 7am boarding pass attempt for Spider-Man: Webslingers. Will noon bring salvation…dare we say a vengeance? Join us in the car for the excitement, the eggs in a bag, and some bonus history as Kristen tells us a lil ab...

Get all the secrets, frustrations, joys and tirades about what it's like to go to Disneyland right now.  Kristen and Catherine dish about what on earth we're all supposed to do with these new ways of doing things, even as they continually change (every. single. day.).  Welcome to Disneyland!

Hang on tight, Brad-of-being-married-to-Catherine-fame is driving like a maniac to get the girls to Disneyland!  After 450 long days, Kristen and Catherine get to drive to the D! It's Bwad's first time at Batuu, complete with a ride on Rise of the Resistance.  Tune in and find out all about why you should be keeping TP in your car, adventures in the world of unpeeled eggs, why the girls will be sp...

Disneyland is back and so is Driving to Disneyland!  Kristen and Catherine cover bucket hats, the fact that cotton candy is basically made in a particle accelerator, and pop sensation Hoku - you know, the usual.  They also discuss plans for their imminent trip back to the motherland - we're headed to Disneyland!  

Welcome to Disneyland!  Today we're joined by Marvel and Disney gurus Loni Clark (@lonicatherinec) and Ricky Trann (@robodenim) to talk about Wandavision, their favorite places in Disneyland (and WDW!), and what Valentines day looks like when you haven't seen your significant other in a year.  This episode has it all - Love Island-style games, video games, X-men crossovers, and why it's so terrify...

Sometimes you gotta reach beyond the 101 Dalmatians from the movie and get yourself some off-brand ones.  Kristen and Catherine play spin-the-wheel with Disney movies and talk about their experiences, revel in rich and varied reactions to Fox and the Hound, wonder at the marvel of Disney World's new Krispy Kreme Grilled Cheese, and are joined by friend of the pod @Lindseyruffles.  Toot Toot Beep B...

This episode, Catherine and Kristen gathered on zoom to squee about the news of Disneyland becoming a vaccination sight, and sigh about the loss of Annual Passes. Kristen brought expert efficiency and rhyming to the episode by suggesting this week's topics: Vax Chat, Pass Chat, Tat Chat, Math Chat, Dad Chat, Pad Chat, and of course Rat Chat. Grab a cat and a mat and step into the podcast!

It's Chreestmas time again!  And all the other holidays we love so much.  Join Catherine and Kristen on a sentimental journey through the Disney toys they got for Christmas as kids, how to celebrate the holidays right this very weird year, and some badass grandmas and historical ladies.  We also cover the recent Disney announcements (SPOILER: it's a sh*t-ton of sequels) including Disenchanted, the...

The girls hold a variety of stuffed Dumbos and bring big sleepover energy to the newest episode of Driving to Disneyland!  Secrets are divulged, including a mother's zipper-hoarding, a stuffie pilfered from a small child, and really great new info on a Spoonful of Sugar (and the song Julie Andrews kicked out of Mary Poppins).