Driving to Disneyland

The Telephone music video, gifted to us by goddesses Lady Gaga and Beyonce, was not only a two-day nightmare to shoot (Gaga's still traumatized), but was one of the first major music videos on Youtube when they launched Vevo. Join us to discover the secrets behind Beyonce cussing publicly for the first time, THOSE prison outfits, and the honeybun heard 'round the world.  Link to the Britney Demo o...

2002's Scooby Doo is an early-aughts classic for a reason! From the soundtrack (oh hey, Sugar Ray) to the impeccable casting of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Mr. Bean himself and more, there's nothing Scrappy-Doo or his army of 12-foot Gremlins could do to keep us from this flick.

Slime was a Millennial kid's dream - whether it was squishing Gak so it made a fart sound, or watching your favorite celebs get slimed on Nickelodeon, we were HERE for it. Kristen gives Catherine a brief history of Slime, and the girls do a deep dive on the toys and tv that gave us the slime we craved.

Nothing fills the hearts of the lonely weird-girls of the lunchroom quite like having a plethora of animal companions, whether real or imagined. In today's episode, Catherine and Kristen do a deep dive on the lore of Karana, the heroine of Scott O'Dell's classic Island of the Blue Dolphins. But that's not where the story ends: they'll cover the true story of Juana Maria, the real-life woman of San...

Today we're taking it back to the "crack epidemic" to understand why the President and First Lady decided 8-11 year olds needed to know as much as possible about hard drugs. Hosts Kristen Henley and Catherine Law will ride too many rollercoasters, confuse Bugs Bunny for McGruff the Crime Dog, and wonder what a purple football is doing in a box of drug paraphernalia.

On our very first episode of Millenniality, Kristen and Catherine examine the absolute banger Free Willy.  We'll discover why the Mandela Effect made us all think Elijah Wood starred in this movie (he didn't), the truth about Sea World, and why the 90's made us love a weeping boy in a solid colored hoodie.  Welcome to Millenniality!

Been missing Kristen & Catherine?  Well our BRAND NEW show, Millenniality, is all about the movies, media and moments that made us the nostalgia-ridden weirdos we are.  We'll explore our sexual awakenings from Casper to The Mummy, why kids these days will never know the joy of playing with super-tiny-choking-hazard-style toys (I'm looking at you, Polly Pocket), and what happened when we all learne...

You read that right, you can now watch your favorite Gunties on youtube !  Kristen and Catherine take a spaceship (?!) to Disneyland, which shouldn't be too questionable in this time of floating orbs and mystery drones.  Recorded on January 19th, preceding nothing but MLK day and Kristen's fabulous birthday, tune in for some soapboxes, wedding drama, and of course the PugCam (tm???). Welcome to Di...

Catherine and Kristen half-planned, half-lucked into being at the Happiest Place on Earth on a Very Sad Day.  Join us for a download on their preview of Tiana's Bayou Adventure (formerly known as Splash Mountain), surprise corn dogs, blustering winds, and wisdom from a queer elder.  Sending love and hidden Mickeys. 

Catherine and Kristen recap the magic of Stanimal Day, a mere 4 years after the idea came to be. 

Kristen and Catherine are back to recap the pains and pleasures of Pride Night at Disneyland, why Chappell Roan occupies their lizard brains, and why the Babadook is second only to Clarabelle the Cow.  The gals also discuss Disneyland Forward, and why Pandora should stay in Florida.

In honor of Donald's 90th birthday, the gals head to disneyland to track down some blue and white treats. 

Kristen and Catherine get the ultimate star treatment when they ring that famous doorbell... and are let inside the ultra-exclusive Club 33!  Fine dining ensues, and a magical sparkle is permanently etched into their very souls in a way that makes enlightenment seem like old news.  

What's better than Spooky Morning?  Spooky Morning the week of Christmas!  Kristen regales Catherine with the story of Phantom Manor, Disneyland Paris' version of the Haunted Mansion. Other topics include the billboard boobs of Las Vegas, Kirk Cameron's version of sex ed, and new car sounds from Catherine's new ride.

Kristen and Catherine get ahold of the Timestone and travel to a magical reality two weeks in the future of the last episode.  In their new future, strangers buy you cookies and macaroons melt in your hands, while you ~MaRVeL~ at the wonders of Rogers the Musical.  The gals try new foods at San Fransokyo in DCA, and Catherine is so charmed by Kristen's Editing Song that it makes the final cut of t...

Catherine and Kristen hit the parks on one of the hottest days of the year!  From water rides to water bottles that spray you in the face like a wayward feline, the gals cover ways to stay cool at the parks.  Also covering: initial thoughts about the Haunted Mansion movie, Rogers the Musical, fabulous eats at San Fransokyo Square, and more. 

It's the Aftermagic!  Kristen and Catherine dole (whip) out the scoop on cheap eats, souvenirs and experiences at this cheap budget-friendly Aftermagic.  What was overpriced?! What was just right?!  And did they overspend?!! Tune in to find out.

The gals are back in action! A lot of life has happened - and Disney still looms large in the hearts and minds of your favorite park pals.  In this budget-friendly episode, Kristen and Catherine cover all the cheapest snacks, souvenirs and thrills at Disneyland, as well as how in the world their friendship has survived without the miracle of podcasting.  Join us to learn some secrets!

A lot of life has happened!  Catherine and Kristen are on their way to Disneyland after a rendezvous at Jim Henson Studios. 

Kristen and Catherine wander the lands of the Food and Wine Festival at California Adventure and discover some strange and wonderful concoctions.  We just have one thing to say: NOT EVERYTHING GOES WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

Catherine and Kristen head back to DCA, this time via... TRAM! They're aiming to try all the tasty treats at the Food and Wine festival and, of course, saunter and snack.

Happy Not-So-Scary Halloween!  Kristen and Catherine head to Oogie Boogie bash and talk about the newest trends in Zombie movies adored by 7-year-olds, under boob, oral surgery and other scary stories.  Join us for a weird and wild trip to Oogie Boogie!

Catherine and Kristen are back at the parks!  Listen in to find out what you need to know about WEB Slingers, the brand-new Avenger's campus, and what it takes to hork down a goo-filled cake while sitting and admiring a hot Captain America.  No ride spoilers were given in the making of this episode - except during a few specific minutes where we outline the ability to skip 'em.  Grab a giant candy...

It's Lemon, everybody! Catherine and Kristen hit the road to DLR again, this time for a day at California Adventure! Avengers Campus, ahoy! The anticipation is high as we failed at our 7am boarding pass attempt for Spider-Man: Webslingers. Will noon bring salvation…dare we say a vengeance? Join us in the car for the excitement, the eggs in a bag, and some bonus history as Kristen tells us a lil ab...