Dream Cheesers

Send us Fan Mail Emma is convinced vets are operating an underground dog blood syndicate and follows it up with the gripping tale of her aunty’s neighbour’s alpacas. Günter tests the limits of good taste with a collection of highly inappropriate jokes, Margie drops by for a visit to keep us in line, and we uncover the uncomfortable truth... that otters are complete arseholes. ⚠️ Content warning: c...

Send us Fan Mail We boldly go where no podcast has gone before and discuss the ultimate Star Trek themed party — complete with “Pleasure Pearls from the Planet Riser” and mysterious jelly food cubes. Emma explores the strange world of subcults, including Heaven’s Gate and the phenomenon of white sneakers, Billie has a concerning obsession with the fly zapper (should we be worried?), and Günter cre...

Send us Fan Mail Emma investigates the mystery of the prosthetic toe and the bizarre history of pointy-toed shoes, Billie asks you to attempt to identify animal poo from a picture book (a skill nobody asked for) and writes a musical masterpiece to introduce Günter’s Science Crap, and Günter dives deep into the microbiome impact of coffee — because apparently even your morning caffeine needs a scie...

Send us Fan Mail We tackle the important question: When did sharing a bed with a group of strangers become weird? Günter weighs up the pros and cons of aquatic furniture, Emma dips her toe into the bizarre tale of the woman who allegedly gave birth to a litter of rabbits, and Billie revisits the historical chaos of the Great Emu War. ⚠️ Content warning: contains questionable sleeping arrangements,...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Emma investigates the wonderfully ridiculous sea coconut, nature's answer to a human backside, dives into the world of invisible ink, and uncovers the mysterious historical illness known as Green Sickness. We take a nostalgic detour to remember the iconic Copperart stores, Günter discovers some truly bizarre phobias. Expect questionable science, questionable gramma...

Send us Fan Mail The DCP format has officially collapsed into chaos. Em uncovers the terrifying truth that wombats are both perfect and somehow capable of killing animals by twerking. Günter launches a full-scale attack on the English language and Billie continues her lifelong mission to snort-laugh directly into the microphone. ⚠️ Warning: This episode contains inappropriate language incorrect gr...

Send us Fan Mail Our first-ever guest joins the chaos as Hamish shares his Confest experience (brace yourself), Billie unpacks the gender bias behind “reference man,” and we somehow end up debating whether insects deserve legal rights — and why flies are long overdue for a PR rebrand. ⚠️ Content warning: contains colourful language, festival chaos, unexpected feminism, and strong opinions about in...

Send us Fan Mail  Emma asks the all-important question: who does the mysterious silver fist actually belong to? and investigates the deeply suspicious smell coming from the Artemis II capsule. We question the increasingly strange procedures being used to combat old lady hands, and Günter explores the groundbreaking possibility of a snot transplant… for reasons nobody fully understands. ⚠️ Content...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Billie finally opens up about her empathy for inanimate objects, Günter sends AI straight into Looney Tunes mode, and Emma investigates a raccoon that fell off the wagon and went completely rogue. ⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, includes misplaced empathy, unstable technology, and a raccoon making consistently poor choices. Listener discretion advise...

Send us Fan Mail New Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his latest existential poetry and a new cult, and Billie debates the ethics of outsourcing cigarette-butt collection to a highly intelligent work...

Send us Fan Mail Emma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabels an animal. As always, things escalate quickly and no one double-checks anything. ⚠️ Content warning: colourful language, pseudo-mathemati...

Send us Fan Mail Emma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question " would you drink bear poo beer ?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the left socks go. ⚠️ Content warning: contains historical tragedy, questionable beverage hypotheticals, and unresolved laundry issues. List...

Send us Fan Mail We fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life plans, and Billie casually drops the story of her jailhouse grandmother like it’s no big deal. ⚠️ Content warning: contains creepy crawlies, c...

Send us Fan Mail Emma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath test… do they pass? ⚠️ Content warning: contains bathroom-adjacent storytelling, armchair psychology, AI opinions nobody fully ag...

Send us Fan Mail Emma discusses listener Kate’s quest to find a viral cookie, we spiral into the deeply unsettling question of whether it’s ethical to freeze animals in space, Gunter scats about scat, and Billie quietly edits out an extremely embarrassing faux pas. ⚠️ Content warning: includes scatological discussion, uncomfortable ethics debates, and moments Billie wishes you’ll forget. Proceed w...

Send us Fan Mail We continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale fart bolinis, and Billie weighs up the pros and cons of maggot cheese… so you don’t have to. ⚠️ Content warning: contains animal anatomy cha...

Send us Fan Mail Em discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down the world’s grumpiest frog.  ⚠️ Content warning: contains dairy-based enthusiasm, bathroom-adjacent discussions, relationship drama, and at...

Send us Fan Mail  🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season! Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the surprisingly rich language of swear words, while Gunter somehow ends up discussing exfoliating turtles to make infinity paper. Because of course he...

Send us Fan Mail Emma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly questionable new clothing line. ⚠️ Content warning: contains cursed local legends, questionable food choices, loud chewing, and dubious fashio...

Send us Fan Mail Günter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared. ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: explicit content, mild science, major confusion, and unnecessary biological facts.  Support the show https://www...

Send us Fan Mail This week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo. S.I. ⚠️ Content warning: contains dangling anatomy, bad language, and a crime show nobody asked for. Not recommended for anyone eating breakfast. Sup...

Send us Fan Mail Emma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators. ⚠️ Content warning: contains medical misinformation, celebrity slander, and muppet-related chaos. Not suitable for anyone with a weak heart — ironically. Support the show ht...

Send us Fan Mail Emma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s doppelgänger, and run Billie and Günter’s through a highly scientific shared brain test. ⚠️ Content warning: swearing, adult themes, and sc...

Send us Fan Mail The podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know. ⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and revelations you can’t unhear.  Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail A mini ep that looks back on past chaos.  Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast. ⚠️ Content warning: swearing, tangents, and the occasional reckless opinion  Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/