Dream Cheesers

Send us Fan Mail Günter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared. ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: explicit content, mild science, major confusion, and unnecessary biological facts.  Support the show https://www...

Send us Fan Mail This week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo. S.I. ⚠️ Content warning: contains dangling anatomy, bad language, and a crime show nobody asked for. Not recommended for anyone eating breakfast. Sup...

Send us Fan Mail Emma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators. ⚠️ Content warning: contains medical misinformation, celebrity slander, and muppet-related chaos. Not suitable for anyone with a weak heart — ironically. Support the show ht...

Send us Fan Mail Emma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s doppelgänger, and run Billie and Günter’s through a highly scientific shared brain test. ⚠️ Content warning: swearing, adult themes, and sc...

Send us Fan Mail The podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know. ⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and revelations you can’t unhear.  Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail A mini ep that looks back on past chaos.  Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast. ⚠️ Content warning: swearing, tangents, and the occasional reckless opinion  Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail This week we question why are farts so funny, what’s with Billie’s dream of plugged-in people and what's the next evolution of love? You know all the important stuff! ⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and things you don’t want kids repeating. Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail Embarrassing gaming confessions, Tanular Logic made simple, and the sweet taste of nostalgia — cringe, chaos, and childhood trauma included. ⚠️ Content warning: explicit language and adult shenanigans. Listen at your own risk. Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail This week we dive headfirst into the bizarre and brilliant: Günter introduces the mysterious world of TANULAR Logic, we riff on some deeply-feared sexual positions, and explore the strange moment when poo takes your power. Oh – and yes, there’s frog licking involved! Cheesy, chaotic, and definitely not for the school run.  Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamch...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered about Wookie nipples, how many holes it really takes to fill the Albert Hall, or why your favourite song lyric might not be what you think? Oh, and yes — crystal wee makes an appearance. ⚠️ Warning: contains strong language, questionable facts, and possibly more holes than you bargained for. Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail A rogue poo makes a surprise appearance, we talk hall passes and yes, there’s a story involving a baby in a freezer.  Laughs, awkward tangents, and questionable life choices await! Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail Episode 1 – ADHD Superpowers, Cheese Divination, and the Start of Something Dubious! Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail A cheeky bonus episode - the mini baby bell of your cheese platter.  Warning, this one is for extremely immature adults only. Headphones on, not safe for little ears! Support the show https://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/