Dr. Fix Me

Dr. Fix Me meets First Lord Verecocious Tefinition, a religious leader and founder of the First Church of Forgotten Memories, who has lost his acolyte, Raymundo. Least Lesser Stripling (3rd Degree) Sacrificial Boy joins the show to explain why Raymundo departed from the church. Today’s episode is sponsored by Great King Smelbaad, of the kingdom of Ass, who wants to enlist more recruits into his ar...

Dr. Fix Me meets Detective Dylan Dangler, a workaholic who cast away everyone in their life to apprehend and imprison notorious kingpin Robert Hunt. The Kingpin, Robert “Do You Wanna Get Killed” Hunt, joins the show to explain how he escaped prison. Today’s episode is sponsored by Brittany Planet with Planet Fitness. Finally, Dangler’s partner, Jimmy, ambushes the show to expose the truth of Dangl...

Due to a booking error, Dr. Fix Me only has sponsors on today’s episode. Dr. Fix Me first meets Rhonda from Rhonda’s Pies, a restauranteur who wants people to know she sells pizza. Today’s episode is also sponsored by fellow podcaster Ms. Go Fix Yourself, who has a disturbing past with Dr. Fix Me. And lastly, Pinchi Puta of the Godly Publishing Company returns to advertise their latest publication...

Dr. Fix Me meets Ted C., who is afraid to confront his younger brother over the family inheritance. Santa Claus joins the show to explain how he is “top dog.” Today’s episode is sponsored by Sandy C. with Uncle Yuk Yuk’s Funporium. And finally, conspiracy theory expert Patriot C. offers advice.  Cast: Wes Davis, Joshua Zuar, Jay Sukow, Lauren Levine, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets...

Dr. Fix Me meets Tanner Jankins, who misses being possessed by a particular demon. Tanner’s coworker, Sherry Smith, explains why the demon, Franklin “Franky” Kincaid, has moved on. Today’s episode is sponsored by Public Information Officer Martin Bodine of the NSA with “Numericon 7.” (Or, at least, I think that is the sponsor. I forget. This is producer Gary, and I can’t remember much. It feels li...

Dr. Fix Me meets Sheila, who disapproves of her twin’s recent change in behavior. Sheila’s twin sister, Kayla, joins the show to explain what she took from her time in Australia. Today’s show is brought to you by Ryan Baker with Disembodied Female Computer Voice. And finally, Anthony Alexander from Foreign Repo Experts Inc. joins the show to repossess a joey.  Cast: Christina Salesberry, Jessica N...

Dr. Fix Me meets William Johnson who despises his nickname, “Small Willie.” William sets out to embarrass his parents, but his older brother, Big Billy "Big Boi" Johnson, crashes the show to bully him further. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lyle Pendergast with Amorous Allusions. And finally, an exhausted Dr. Sigmund Freud offers surprisingly conservative advice.  Cast: Michael Wirkowski, Jennife...

Dr. Fix Me meets Greg, who is unsettled by the new members of his polycule. Dr. Fix Me Head Producer Abernathy joins the show to represent the half of producers who love and support their boss. Today’s episode is sponsored by Better Help.cum by Lover’s Lane. And finally, Mertle, Greg’s mom, offers advice to her “Gregums.” Cast: Robby Appleton, Ali Khan, Chirag Rathod, Molly Ruffner, and Michael Ki...

Dr. Fix Me is surprised when his twin uncles, Rick and Dick Fix Me, appear on the show. They wonder why Dr. Fix Me is absent from their “Uncles in Paradise” themed birthday party. Today’s episode is sponsored by Thad Patterson with V.O.W. Last, but not least, professional waterskier Johnny Bartlett offers advice on how to be a better nephew.  Cast: Adam Joel, Ari Levin, Robby Appleton, Leah Slater...

Dr. Fix Me meets Edminton Nazareth who wishes to be treated like royalty. Edminton’s Aunt Pamela joins the show to discuss how well she treats her canine clients at her doggy daycare center, Pamela’s Pampered Pooches. Today’s episode is sponsored by APR: Ass Polyp Removal. Get your polyps removed today! And lastly we are joined by Staci, someone who knows what it is like to be treated like royalty...

Dr. Fix Me meets Emily Spudnik, who wants a leading role in the local production of Beauty and the Beast. Damiana Z. Spielburg, Diretorix Majora Ph. D., joins the show to explain her unique directorial approach to the classic musical. Today’s episode is sponsored by Jen from the Forestburg West Community Center Theater, who wants to cast Emily as the lead in all of their productions for the season...

Dr. Fix Me meets SammIE, the precocious president of the Delta Epsilon Alpha Delta sorority, who fears for her life. Not only has she received a death threat, but she has also been escorted to an unknown location. HildIE, a fellow sorority sister, joins the show to elaborate how nepotism may be the reason for SammIE’s swift ascension to political power. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lisa Arkansa...

Dr. Fix Me meets Roddie Redringer who not only seeks fame, but also wants to defame someone else. Onlyfans.com star Scott Says joins the show to explain his relationship with Roddie. Today’s episode is sponsored by Klein from the Law Offices of Davis, Davis, & Klein. Finally, “Simon” gets to the root of Scott’s insecurities and suggests a miraculous way to boost Roddie’s fame. Cast: Joshua Zuar, B...

Dr. Fix Me meets a detective named Detective Guy who needs help tracking down a killer. Capitan Man offers witness testimony and insight as dock security. Today’s episode is sponsored by Talent Rep, who is in search of new talent to represent. Finally, Grand Master, owner of The Downtown Tae Kwon Do dojo in Philadelphia, brings us closer to understanding the true nature of this mysterious killer....

Celebrating one year of live shows at Chicago’s The Lincoln Lodge, Dr. Fix Me meets Eddie Von Thunderburgh. In a “reverse Shark Tank” scenario, Eddie wishes for a new idea from Dr. Fix Me to reinvigorate his family’s wealth and status.  Josiah Van Fleet, from the League of Dutch Inventors, accuses Eddie of copyright theft. This live anniversary episode is sponsored by Funky Brewster with Riot Fest...

Dr. Fix Me meets Art, a hand model, who cannot tolerate his manicurist’s voice. Madison, the manicurist, joins the show to explain her business relationship with Art. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lurlene’s Vegan Fur Palace. Finally, voice maestro Bucky Bruce Kennedy Jr. chimes in with his own vocal technique to change Madison’s voice.  Cast: Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, Tammy Rozofsky, Aar...

Dr. Fix Me meets Bruce Wills, star of the documentary series, The Medium, who feels unaccepted by the community of original content creators at Netflix. Teenage ghost Hailey Joel joins the show to confirm Bruce's spiritual abilities. This live episode is brought to you by Big Bertha's Bits and Bobs. Finally, the ghost of Bruce Wills' future makes an appearance to offer a warning to his past self....

Dr. Fix Me meets Ritchie, a hotel concierge, who has issues with his mother in-law. Nicole-et, Ritchie’s mother in-law, defends her reasons for why she controls every aspect of his life, including his sperm production. Today’s episode is sponsored by Pinchi Puta of Godly Swearing Inc. are her Dictionary of Diluted Swearing. Finally, social worker and Ritchie’s ex, Mamori, offers insight and advice...

Dr. Fix Me meets Stacy Cheatham who does not like being called a scumbag by her closest friends. A member of her "Hateful 8," Aaha'ooma'ana'manah'kaa-7 (AKA Clint), warns us of the impending doom of our planet. Today's live episode is sponsored by Rush Adams and his "Sniffies," a party-grade indrustrial VCR cleaner. Finally, friendship expert French Boy R. D. joins the show to sniff out pheromones...

Dr. Fix Me meets Dan Anonymous, a recovering alcoholic, who is annoyed by his sponsee’s inane questions. Jim Anonymous joins the show with his incessant curiosities, which range from adorable to offensive. Today’s episode is sponsored by Steve with Daddy’s Hands. Finally, Alcoholics Anonymous expert Mr. Johannesburg offers advice on how to self-stimulation can help overcome alcoholism. Cast: Joshu...

Dr. Fix Me meets Lil Miss Chastity Marshals, the reigning queen of the Illinois Junior Pageant Circuit 2022, brought to you by Tom Wood Ford.  Lil Miss Chastity claims her tiara has been withheld from her by the former winner, Lil Mister TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx joins the show to explain why he retains the coveted crown. Today’s live episode is sponsored by Mateo Mondavi and the Somelier Summer Camp at th...

Dr. Fix Me meets Mitch Broke, who accuses the doctor of bullying him in grade school. Is early onset alcoholism to blame for Dr. Fix Me’s behavior? This episode is sponsored by Curtiss Quinton Niles Jayjohn and his Appalachia Organic Bait & Tackle. And finally, Mitch’s mother, Janet Schmidt-Broke, joins the show to suggest how this problem may be fixed.  Cast: Joe Gianni, Alkan Sezginis, Leah Slat...

Dr. Fix Me meets Spunkers the Rat, a lab rat, who has learned how to talk as well as how to use TikTok. Doctors Johnson & Johnson, conjoined twin brothers, join the show to explain why being rich means they can do whatever they want. This episode is sponsored by Dr. Otis Honeyweather’s Novelty and Nonsense Gag Company, a subsidiary of Sheryl Kemper’s Consolidated Chemical Company of Delaware. Lab...

Dr. Fix Me meets Amber, who wants advice on how to minimize her frequency of asking others for advice. Amber the cat joins the show to explain how badly she needs to eat real cat food. This episode is sponsored by Psychic Realtor Melanie Von Viktenstein, who connects potential homeowners with astrologically-aligned homes. Finally, Pitbull PhD joins the show to offer advice, but has some questions...

Dr. Fix Me meets Mandy who needs help firing her family from her newly inherited business. Mandy’s brother, Moore, joins the show and misunderstands who is firing him. Today’s episode is sponsored by Ice Mountain (formerly Iceberg) powered by Coor’s Light. Family Conflict Mediator Cole Hammond offers advice on how to solve Mandy’s problem. Cast: Jessica Maciejewski, Miles Potter, Joe Gianni, Robby...