Dr. Fix Me

(Delayed release. Originally recorded in October 2023) After a long hiatus, Dr. Fix Me returns to meet Germling, a monster under the bed, who worries for her roommate, Dierdre. Closet monster Graaaaaaav joins the show to expand on Dierdre’s livestyle. Today’s episode is sponsored by Scary Mary’s Merry Monster Maids. Finally, Monsters Inc expert Gracie “Boo” McGovern recommends breaking down barrie...

Dr. Fix Me meets Harry J. Wrigley, who has a special relationship with the “Chicago Handshake.” Next, Harry’s father, Carl J.Wrigley, explains why he wants grandchildren. Today’s episode is sponsored by Ed Lancaster, Dean of Admissions at Jepson’s Evangelical Middle School. Finally, handshake expert Carla Fink joins the show to demonstrate a more effective (albeit literal) handshake. Cast: Steve F...

Dr. Fix Me meets Ernie Washington Basketball, an orphan, who wants to reconnect with his mother. Ernie employs desperate tactics to find his mom; from singing a song inspired by Yentl, to offering gum to the audience in order to collect their DNA. Next, Lil Orphan Erna Chicago Baskétball is also searching for an estranged parent. Today’s episode is sponsored by Kate Grogan. Kate has a dairy allerg...

Dr. Fix Me meets Toby, an intern who suffers from a toxic work environment. Alcatraz, Head of Producers, HR, and Ergnonomics, joins the show to explain how Toby broke the “Code of Condact.” This episode is sponsored by French Steven’s Private Label Croissant Distribution (“A Really Good Place to Work”). Finally, Dr. Elias Elf offers confusing, rambling advice. Cast: Sara Costello, Byron Dow, Tuxfo...

Dr. Fix Me meets Eugene Linklater, AKA Gene, who has been coerced by the show’s producers to be on the episode. Tom Edgerton, Gene’s neighbor, joins the show to explain how he was abducted and forced to be on stage. Today’s sponsor is Laureen Baumgarten, director of Ringtailed Rascals: Racoon Sanctuary and Self Defense Academy. Finally, Producer 18975 exposes the hostile work environment behind th...

Dr. Fix Me meets Flossy, a turkey, who is afraid of being slaughtered for Thanksgiving. Nancy, a spider, explains why she won’t vouch for her friend. Today’s episode is sponsored by Miranda Saks and her team-building retreat (“Saving lives one corporate dodgeball workshop at a time”). Finally, Laura from Raytheon advises the use of weapons of mass destruction to save Flossy from doom.  Get Tickets...

After a long hiatus, Dr. Fix Me returns to The Lincoln Lodge to see how his Uncles Rick and Dick Fix Me are doing. Todays episode is sponsored by author Avalon Everheart. Finally, expert mechanic and couples therapist David Puddy offers advice. Cast: Ari Levin, Adam Joel, Joanna Bak, Nick Demos, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL...

Live from Bughouse Theater in Chicago, IL, Dr. Fix Me meets Danny “The Wheeze” Tramboli, a CTA Brown Line train conductor, who has an issue with a tourist couple. Tammy “Salami” and Bob “Bob” Robertson join the show to express their fanaticism for each other and their favorite CTA conductor. Today’s episode is sponsored by Mama Tramboli and her Sauce of Love. Lastly, we are joined by Dr. “Jeremy,”...

Dr. Fix Me makes his first ever house call at The Scottford School for Gifted Childs where he meets a 4-year-old named Kirkland Sebatian III, who simply wants to make some friends. Sir Butticus “Buster” Munch joins the show to explain why some children have to be ritually sacrificed. Today’s sponsor is B.Azulbub, who can see into your deepest desires and make all your dreams come true. Finally, La...

Dr. Fix Me meets Shelby, who seeks independence from her ventriloquist puppet, Tater Tot. Conjuring consultant, Rat Totot, explains the mystical, and contractual, nature of Shelby’s relationship to Tater Tot. Today’s episode is sponsored once again by Mateo Mondavi, 13 year-old sommelier and summer camp counselor. Offering advice is puppet disposal expert Evan Swanson. Cast: Christina Salesberry,...

Dr. Fix Me here. I’m not going to bother writing a description as this was the most chaotic and difficult episode I’ve ever hosted. Enjoy! Cast: Sean Koch. Elsa Roeber, Alkan Sezginis, Kayla Shipman, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL Watch episodes of Dr. Fix Me Live! on YouTube TikTok  @DrFixMe Instagram  @DrFixMe Facebook  @Dr...

Dr. Fix Me meets Dr. Abdul Quddus Khan, a molecular phycisist at CERN, who is troubled by many things, especially his boss. Dr. Godson Kirk joins the show to explain his control Dr. Khan. Today’s episode is sponsored by All Hail All Hail Emmanuel Cosplay. Finally, actor Hank Azaria surprises Dr. Khan with a bit of sound advice. Cast: Fawad Siddiqui, Bran Peacock, Michael Gorgone, and Michael Kim L...

Dr. Fix Me meets Stan, who wants to unearth the secrets of his Phi Kappa brother, Dan. Dan joins the show to explain his role as a security guard at Area 51. Today’s episode is sponsored by Hunter Biden 4 Real. Finally, Sterling “Troy” Cobblebottom uses his expertise in secrets to offer advice to Stan and Dan. Cast: Joshua Zuar, Byron Dow, Lauren Levine, Nick Demos, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fi...

Dr. Fix Me meets Katherine, who wants to reconnect with her BFF and former bride, Erica. Erica joins the show to explain why she no longer talks with Katherine. Today’s episode is sponsored by Doctor Zavodny with Chicago Dragons Rugby Football Club Events. Finally, Veronica, Erica’s mother, confesses a shocking truth that changes Katherine and Erica forever. Cast: Annie Scott, Robby Appleton, Joe...

Dr. Fix Me meets Lorraine, who is addicted to starting secret families. Bernard Borman joins the show to express his hesitation in proposing marriage to Lorraine. Today’s episode is sponsored by Big Shiny Bell. Finally, method actor Christian Chester shows admiration for Lorraine’s commitment to duplicity. Cast: Willa Barnett, Sasha Rechler, Kaela Rosenbaum, Justin Kuhn, and Michael Kim Lewis as D...

Dr. Fix Me meets the recently deposed Duke Fonduekas III who wants to be reinstated as the rightful Duke of Zambria. Duchess Gorgon Zola explains why she sabotaged Fonduekas in a cheese competition. Today’s episode is sponsored by Uncle Slappy’s Dairy Free Cottage Cheese Farm. Conflict expert Dr. Henry Kissinger offers solutions to both Duke and Duchess. Cast: Dash Prescott, Jennifer Prescott, Aar...

Dr. Fix Me meets Karl Franklin who, after a falling out regarding a trip abroad to Ireland, wants to reconnect with his family. Karl’s dad, Father Pa, joins the show to explain why he refuses to embrace his son and why he won’t address women directly. Today’s live episode is sponsored by:   The feathered gull May drop the clam From the sky Upon the rock To rend the meat from The cloven shell.   An...

Dr. Fix Me gets ambushed by the Repair You Brothers, Jon and Don, who claim to have a more effective method of helping people with their problems. Today’s episode is sponsored by Actually Brooke with We Pair Tires Auto Shop. Finally, fraternity expert Trip McNeely explains how we was repaired by Jon and Don.  Cast: Wes Davis, Shawn Mayer, Abby Vatterott, Michael Jordan, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr...

Dr. Fix Me meets Jason, a prankster who seeks a reciprocal relationship with his coworker. Amanda Lynn joins the show to explain why she refuses to prank Jason. Today’s episode is sponsored by Mr. JD with Tuesday Night novelty store. Finally, expert geneticist Professor Hugh Jass offers revelatory insight into the relationship between Jason and Amanda.  Cast: Robby Appleton, Leah Slater, Sara Cost...

Dr. Fix Me meets Reese, a homeowner whose neighbors are pests, literally. Colonel Carcass, Grandma Pumpernickel, Terry, The One, and a whole slew of “neighbors” crawl on stage to explain their objective with Jesse. This live episode is sponsored by Theodore Daylily with BBWS. Finally, Jesse’s date, Tuesday, offers a way out of this predicament.  Cast: Joe Gianni, Toby Gastler, Colin Kibler, Chirag...

Dr. Fix Me meets June, an agent of SPACE, who claims her partner creates a toxic work environment. June’s SPACE partner, Georgia, joins the show to explain why she was assigned to work with June in the first place. Today’s episode is sponsored by Marsha Mars’ Space Coffee. Finally, a lead representative from “None of your goddamn business” advises everyone to “shut your damn mouths.” Cast: Sara Co...

Dr. Fix Me meets Sally Jesse Michelangelo who suspects her partner may be living a double life. Sally’s partner, Penelope, joins the show to explain how she is able to be the primary income-earner and why she keeps secrets from Sally. Today’s episode is brought to you by Gay Be Gone, sponsored by Marjorie Taylor Greene High School. Finally, sex worker expert and Only Fans connoisseur, Tom, helps b...

Dr. Fix Me meets Harry who feels lost without his hamster, Cinnamon. Melissa, Harry’s wife, joins the show to express her dismay and disgust that their relationship is based on a lie. Today’s episode is sponsored by MY HUSBAND WAS CONTROLLED BY A HAMSTER & I MARRIED A FRAUD.com/cinnamon/hairy brought to you by PETA. Finally, Cinnamon, the immortal hamster, explains why they left Harry and offers r...

Dr. Fix Me meets Jeff Anthony, a murderer with an identity crisis. Charlie, The Cleaner,  chimes in with an offer to help Jeff out of his predicament. Today’s episode is sponsored by Raw Sienna Peach with Cray-yolo! Finally, Detective Cucumbelina reveals Jeff Anthony’s real name. Cast: Shawn Mayer, Kelsey Clay, Jennifer Prescott, Riza Mae Enriquez, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets t...

Dr. Fix Me’s uncles Rick and Dick  return to express their anger at him for ruining their joint weddings. Today’s episode is sponsored by Sonny Francis with Cookie Cakes R Us. Finally, IRS agent Baelor D. Jones explains why the uncles may be in legal trouble. Cast: Ari Levin, Adam Joel, Bruce Phillips, Lou Garcia, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln L...