Dr. Fix Me

Dr. Fix Me meets Warrant Officer Cody Burnett who is beaming in from deep space, aboard the USCSS Fedonza commercial space vessel, with an alien problem. Captain Noah joins the show to explain why he refuses to quarantine. Today’s episode is sponsored by the law offices of Binny Bottom Esq, LLC. Finally, Butt Blast The Elder, King of the Hiney Hole Hive, offers advice on how to get rid of the alie...

Dr. Fix Me meets Dan Dylan who wants to reconnect with his son, Boy. Boy Dylan joins the show to reveal his actual name and why his relationship with his father is dysfunctional. Today’s episode is sponsored by Mr. Stain the Silent Assassin. Debbie Dylan, Dan’s separated wife, believes Dan needs to leave in order for the family to be whole again. Cast: Joe Gianni, Warren Stokes, Tyshawn Chrisp, To...

Dr. Fix Me meets Scarscrab, a battle crab coach, who challenges his rival battle crab coaches, Dovisticus and Clitoris, to a crab battle. Dovisitcus and Clitoris join the show to represent Russia in Battle Crab supremacy. Today’s episode is sponsored by the Beggar Bears with their newly-acquired organs for sale. Dr. Norman Betchboi, head of the marine biology department at the University of South...

Dr. Fix Me meets Mason Riblets, who suspects his ex-wife of stealing his prize duck, Quacky. Dorine, Mason’s ex-wife, joins the show to explain how Mason would prioritize Quacky over their relationship. This episode is sponsored by Sergio Kuntzman with a real estate opportunity on the Great Pacific Garbage Island. Private detective Dookie Shizer reveals the traumatic details of Quacky’s whereabout...

Dr. Fix Me meets Beth, who has been accused by her neighbor of being a witch. Good Miller joins the show to explain why she has defamed Beth publicly. Today’s episode is sponsored by Svetlana Natasha Vghskchvck with Butterflies Begone! Lastly, USPS courier Nick Perch joins the show to let us know how to tell a witch from the mail they receive.   Cast: Sara Costello, Jessica Maciejewski, Jennifer P...

Dr. Fix Me meets Louie Lang, a plucky reporter, who suspects his coworker is an alien super hero. Clara Cant joins the show to elaborate how her relationship with Louie went from romantic to toxic. Today’s episode is sponsored by Small Samantha’s Secret Service. Professor Shanty Bain uses his expertise in analogous connections to explain what is going on between Louie and Clara. Cast: Hoover Wind,...

Dr. Fix Me meets Ima Endem, who wants to kill, resurrect, and re-kill his friend. Mike Three Names joins the show unaware of why Ima is upset with him. Today’s sponsor is Franklin Von Christ, who specializes in resurrection services.  Nitro, an expert in being “f***ed up,” advises everyone to do drugs. Cast: Chirag Rathod, Christina Salesberry, Colin Kibler, Nick Demos, and Michael Kim Lewis Watch...

Dr. Fix Me meets Keileigh With A Why who wants to repair her relationship with her boyfriend, Diesel.  Diesel explains how he reacted after learning Keileigh performs on OnlyFans.com. Today’s episode is sponsored by Cleve Bellringer with The Institute for Closed Concepts.  Finally, professor of particle physics at CERN Dr. Baron Von Jacobi Shorechefski explains how being from another dimension giv...

Dr. Fix Me meets Fleetwood Macintosh.0 (AKA “Fleo”), a man who wants to be eaten for sexual gratification. His sister, Cleo Macintosh 2.0, joins the show to support him in his quest.  This episode is sponsored by Premiere Caskets and Urns, who is sponsored by Helzberg Diamonds. Cash flow expert Kyle Stevens explains how money can motivate anyone to do anything.  Cast: Sean Koch, Lauren Levine, Joe...

Dr. Fix Me welcomes back Jimmy Reynolds, a previous sponsor, who fears for his life. Hunter Biden joins the show and attempts to negotiate a deal to help.  This episode is sponsored by Toby’s Touchies. T.H.E. Karate experts, Climm and Bobby, explain their process to prevent being shot. Cast: Ali Kahn, Byron Dow, Shawn Mayer, Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Wat...

Dr. Fix Me meets Stone Cold Steve Austin, a former professional wrestler, who has turned a new leaf to become Kind Hearted Steve Austin. While struggling with his inner demons, Mr. Austin seeks to make amends with his old friend Cold Stone Ice Creamery Johnson.  Mr. Johnson joins the show to share how their relationship fell apart, and why Skittles in ice cream is unsanitary.  This episode is spon...

Dr. Fix Me meets Quagmire Forsythe, AKA “Dougie,” who wants to take over his father’s business. Dougie’s father, Amicably Forsythe, shares his unfiltered feelings for his son.  Today’s episode is sponsored by Andrew Tyberio with Get It Done 24/7. Grandpa Forsythe offers advice in the form of hallucinogenic drugs to his family.  Cast: Miles Potter, Toby Gastler, Kelsey Clay, Simon Tessmer, and Mich...

Dr. Fix Me meets Reginald Rufius, a famous English composer, who claims his latest and greatest composition has been stolen.  “Gadj” cautiously joins the show to extort money from Dr. Fix Me to reveal the location of The King’s Promenade. Today’s episode is sponsored by Barnabus Hornswaggle with The King’s Promenade event, now streaming on Peacock.  Captain Chippy and the Foxtrot Gang offer insigh...

Dr. Fix Me meets Uncle Hoover III who is fed up with his nephew eating all his food. Baby Lucas joins the show to clarify his uncle’s status in the Hoover household. This episode is sponsored by Clint Howard with Child Protector Services.  Finally, the man of the house, Cousin Hoover IV, offers his final verdict on the matter. Cast: Tyshawn Chrisp, Jason Tolliver, Steve Gast, Warren Stokes Watch l...

Dr. Fix Me meets Joanne, a loving aunt, who has lost her nephew to a suspected sasquatch. The Baby joins the show to elaborate on his whereabouts and how he was kidnapped. This episode is sponsored by psychic medium Debra Starr. Professional fact checker Flint Finklestein ensures the veracity of many statements in this episode.  Cast: Lauren Levine, Joshua Zuar, Nicole Kemper, Shawn Mayer, and Mic...

In one of the strangest Dr. Fix Me episodes yet, Dr. Fix Me meets Dr. Elias Fix Me, who claims he is the original Dr. Fix Me. Then, Alice Fixamé joins the show to talk about how she helps people using her degree in “psychical research.” This episode is sponsored by Dr. Smackdown Fix Me with his self-titled podcast. Offering their advice on the issue is Dr. Fix Me super fan (AKA “Fixer Upper”) Mich...

Dr. Fix Me fears his first guest, Flint Nilen, has been swindled by a lover he hasn’t met. Operator 678 (AKA Eughegenia Lone Wolf) joins the show to explain her relationship with the father of her two children.  This episode is sponsored by Jack Genie with Jack Genie Sex Line. Garfield Brady CPA, Flint’s accountant, explains how much money Flint is hemorrhaging.  CAST: Joe Gianni, Miles Potter, Do...

Dr. Fix Me meets Nigel Crimm, a 37-year-old German woodsman, who wants to meet his biological parents. Then Etsu, a red Yeti, explains how he got his name as well as how he became Nigel’s father. Today’s episode is sponsored by Hal’s Gas. Kai Mera, a researcher at Ancestry.com, offers insight to the genetic link between Nigel and Etsu. Cast: Miles Potter, Joe Gianni, Nick Demos, Michael Astrauskas...

Dr. Fix Me meets Quinnapee Durkin, self-published author who feels insulted. He wants his memoirs to be catalogued in the local library, but one librarian keeps removing his books. Librarian Synthia Seymor Sprankland joins the show via her grandson’s phone to explain why Quinnapee’s books are unwanted at the library. Today’s episode is sponsored by Boob’s McGee with her educational literature deli...

Dr. Fix Me meets Scrimbleshanks Glitterbutt, the Christmas elf, who wants to unionize Santa's workshop. Santa Claus Jr. barges in to justify his terrible behavior. This episode is sponsored by Dale Lawrence with Dale's Hogg Hard Eggnog. Ride the Hogg! Recorded in front of a live audience at The Clark Apartments in downtown Chicago, IL on December 13, 2021. Cast: Georgia Gove, Joe Gianni, Steve Gas...

Dr. Fix Me meets Bill and Jen Clark who say their son isn't cool. In fact, they want their son to get into trouble. Jeremy Clark joins the show to share what he’s afraid of and what books he has written. Today’s episode is sponsored by Jimmy Sly, who will call your girl for $1,000. Nerd Coach Scott Diamond promotes the benefits of trauma.  Cast: Tom Hannigan, Katie Taylor, Simon Tessmer, Graig Ter...

Dr. Fix Me meets Shoshanna and Melvin who have a disagreement with their recently adopted son. 13-year-old Moishe joins the show to explain how being from Gibraltar has already prepared him for adulthood. This episode is sponsored by Gorman’s Mashed Meats and Hotdogs. “Penis Expert” Sasha Grey informs everyone of her preferred type of penis.  Cast: Lauren Levine, Joshua Zuar, Byron Dow, Austin Gut...

Dr. Fix Me meets Nelson La Chance, a member of an ancient secret society, who questions the commitment of his dear friend and fellow member, Dr. Conrad. Dr. Conrad, AKA Conny, believes Nelson takes the group too seriously. This episode is sponsored by Eugene Brimley with Dawn Breakers Porridge/Cereal. Rip out the book of Leviticus and bleed on it for a free sack of Dawn Breakers today! The Great E...

Dr. Fix Me meets Joshua Green, who is worried about his brother’s overwhelming debt. Kenneth Green joins the show to explain how his debt actually protects him. Today’s episode is sponsored by Jimmy Renolds and his patented foil hat and glasses. Pat Connelly (aka @zim_reaper96), offers advice regarding non-fungible tokens.  Cast: Kelsey Clay, Tom Hannigan, Ali Kahn, Aaron Paulsen, and Michael Kim...

Dr. Fix Me meets Madame La Croix, a fortune teller, who feels her intuition is being blocked by her business partner, Wade. Wade is a self-proclaimed mentalist who attempts to communicate with the dead to defend his actions. Today’s sponsor is Jon Lafontaine with his Mental Workout. Order your VHS or LaserDisc copy today! Renowned intuitionist from Stokholm Dr. Sven Svenson offers his personal ser...