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Just in case anyone is confused my apology couldn't have been more sarcastic lol Outro Song: Future Days - Pearl Jam Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Oh yeah Happy Valentines Day also. Probably don't listen to this the day it comes out, it's probably not the best thing to get you into the mood.... Unless it is, in which case, well, maybe make note for your therapist. Outro Song: St. Valentine - Naomi John Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Lol omg just got an ad for the last of us show so spooky they heard me lol Outro Song: I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Got some "hot" takes up front if you know what I'm saying hahahahaha Outro song: 99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger Podcast art by Joey Rixk

My horoscope says I'm going to get so ripped they're going to start calling me paper. Outro song: Your Horoscope For Today -"Weird Al" Yankovic Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Seriously Ninja hmu Outro Song: Help The Aged - Pulp Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I think if I could do a muscle up at my current weight I'd be a contender for strongest man alive. Outro Song: Too Fat To Fly - Roger Alan Wade Podcast art by Joey Rizk

New year same me my brothers and sisters. Outro Song: Happy - Pharrell Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals Outro Song: Christmas Wrapping - Glee Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm just saying, some of this silly goosery might actually work. Outro Song: DOUBLE DUTCH - Charmaine Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm straight up the most bilingual podcaster on the market Outro Song: Jacuzzi - Radio Radio Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm on a real spray and pray type jam if you know what I mean. Outro Song: Bed Bugs - Amaroun Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Straight up about to do a hotel's worth of laundry ngl Outro Song: Canned Heat - Jamiroquai Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm back and sicker than ever. Outro Song: Cough Syrup - Young the Giant Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I quite literally am sweating from eating/ Outro song: Paradise Lost - Chihara Minori Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Forget exercise, getting to a point where you can talk to a real person in customer service is the only true test of endurance. Outro song: Purple Lamborghini - Skrillex & Rick Ross Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Oh by the way it's Halloween.  Didn't really mention it, but it is.  To be clear, I do not wish you  a happy Halloween, it is simply Halloween. Outro song: Spooky Scary Skeleton Dance Remix - Nick Rodgers Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm like Superman for cats. Outro song: Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My haters are my motivators dawg Outro song: I Love Pumpkins! - Harry Kindergarten Music Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I just came across a clip from I guess a recent episode of Walking Dead where Rick is talking to cops in the present....?  Like do they have infrastructure now?  They have someone making decals and uniforms for police???   Outro Song: Your Man - Josh Turner Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Listen until the end to hear me talk about a book I sure couldn't include in the title of the episode! Outro song: Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Damn Darude looks like Fred Durst if he was in A-ha. Outro Song: Party Rock Anthem -LMFAO With appearances by Sandstorm - Darude Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I watched a video today of a guy who ate his body weight in beans and I'm about to pop off... Outro Song: Vyvanse - Grounders Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I might go ham and just straight up have a bubble bath, like I just don't give a damn haha Outro Song: Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I plan on getting so grossly muscular I look like Baki's older brother. Outro Song: Ants Marching - Dave Matthews Band Podcast art by Joey Rizk