Downsizing

Downsizing Episode 132: Getting Down To Fighting Weight 22.08.2023 28:09 ↓

If you see me wearing trash bags when I'm out for a run mind your business. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 131: Putting In The Hours 15.08.2023 31:58 ↓

So wait when rappers talk about "ops" are they talking about Big Bobby Oppenheimer? Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 130: Walk Like An Egyptian 08.08.2023 32:39 ↓

About to go complete the Barbenheimer cycle... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 129: Recipe For Disaster 01.08.2023 31:50 ↓

Doing the episode in a fainting couch makes me feel like an aristocrat hallucinating he's talking to his therapist as part of a morphine bender. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 128: Sicko Mode 25.07.2023 12:56 ↓

Baby boy's immune system is shot. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 127: Deep Fried Blues 18.07.2023 30:24 ↓

Ease off Johnny Law, nothing to see here. Outro Song: Nothing! Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 126: Roger Fat-erer 11.07.2023 20:45 ↓

Itachi's still cool though Outro Song: Fun Festival - Stardew Valley OST Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 125: Shriek Like a Child No-Jutsu 04.07.2023 29:30 ↓

Fr tho bugs are icky Outro Song: The Jeffersons Theme Song Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 124: Weeb Colonel Kurtz 27.06.2023 29:55 ↓

Literally might be dehydrated from the goddamn heat. Outro Song: Harmonia - Rythem Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 123: Chunin Exam Blues 20.06.2023 27:32 ↓

I'm going to become the Hokage, or at least Assistant District Hokage. Outro Song: Wind - Akeboshi Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 122: Beans and Tows 13.06.2023 31:48 ↓

Once my legs heal I'm going to be dunking on guys twice my height. Outro Song: Tow Truck Driver - Marty Ray Project Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 121: One Down 06.06.2023 30:09 ↓

Congratulations Mackenzie and Kyle! Outro Song: Lovely Day - Bill Withers Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 120: Got Pilk? 30.05.2023 25:30 ↓

Gonna gain 30 pounds from pilk and cookies. Outro Song: The Wicker Man - Iron Maiden Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 119: Beach Comber 23.05.2023 35:02 ↓

You only look like an idiot if you get a sunburn on your face. Outro Song: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 118: Florida State of Mind 16.05.2023 42:40 ↓

Also I haven't been sunburned yet, which has to count for something Outro Song: Florida - Modest Mouse Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 117: Cheeky Little Update 10.05.2023 12:39 ↓

Straight up I am pooped and bushwhacked. Outro Song: Tired of Waking Up Tired - The Diodes Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 116: Passport to Snoozeville 02.05.2023 28:01 ↓

I'm about to look vagrant pilled Outro Song: Hostage - Chelsea Grin Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 115: Sauced To The Gills 26.04.2023 28:17 ↓

There's an argument to be made I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house. Outro Song: Sweet Baby Ray's Remix - Gravity Sound Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 114: Reverse Mechanic 18.04.2023 35:52 ↓

Maybe I'll finally get a bike. Outro Song: Old Car - Whatever We Are Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 113: Party Like It's 1899 11.04.2023 34:30 ↓

If I lost power I would have just posted the transcript of this episode in the newspaper. Outro Song: POWER - B.A.P. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 112: Homesteadin' 04.04.2023 28:04 ↓

I'm about to start making Arthur Morgan thirst trap Tik Toks. Outro song: Big Iron - Marty Robbins Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 111: Capybaras Are Bears 28.03.2023 40:02 ↓

The podcast gods heard my cries and made it so easy to upload this episode. Now pay me $100,000,000 pls+ty Outro song: Capybara - Sto-Lichnyj Ona-Nas Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 110: Feline Assault 21.03.2023 24:51 ↓

Almost lost my mind trying to upload this episode, seconds away from cancelling the whole goddamn podcastOutro song: Cat Scratch Fever - Ted NugentPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 108: Happy Belated 06.03.2023 27:10 ↓

My cat went on to try to eat more poison.... Dumb like his daddy Outro Song: Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 107: Samurai Wack 28.02.2023 33:01 ↓

Here it is Justin sorry for the delay Outro Song: Samurai Jack Theme - Will.i.am (I'm as surprised as you) Podcast art by Joey Rizk