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Nelson did a bad notes today, but here's what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says "uh" too much and he fears society's scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that's the Nelson promise. Contact Us! Follow U...

Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don't drink the buttery topping! No "open dangles" if you're go...

Nelson's comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs f...

We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can't record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here's the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinne...

Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here's the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn't know how r...

We're answering questions the you, the listeners, or at least the people who stumbled upon the facebook post, asked us. And you asked a bunch of questions so this episode is super-sized! The Notes: You need pyrotechnics! Lady-bagging is fine, too, according to Will! God is always number C! Get Endless Summer in the Constitution! This is a safe space to talk about explosions, but our love is tough!...

It's a nice cool down after the nitro-fueled thrill ride of the live show, as Will and Nelson talk about content they've been consuming. The Notes: This Bakery Doesn't Care if You're Covered in Dog Blood! We Still Hate the Stand! We Also Hate Clarice Now! We Do Like: A Care A Lot, Mr. Mayor, and Resident Alien! Also, we in a preview of next week's Q&A episode, we settle an eternal debate! Jesus th...

We recorded a live show last week with friends and now it's here for all your mood-setting needs! We're the discerning individual's slow jam, and it's a super-sized 70 minutes to accommodate all manner of stamina! The world's best guests and the last of the Will's Drunk Puppet Drops! It's a high-octane thrill ride from start to finish! Here are the notes: Nelson doesn't have a cup and he's tired,...

It's gameday and so you need the hard-hitting, statistical contextualizing, tape grinding sports analysis you've come to expect from the Deuce! Will is cheering for his Chiefs! Nelson is hoping for a good game with no party to attend and little to no skin in the game! It was a goddamn soft pretzel with extra salt of time travel nonsense as we recorded on Friday which was the day before a live show...

Well, sorry, we couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 6! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer (36 big dog minutes! Bar...

Auman's back and so are you! Notes: Auman Does Grover! Speaking of Trains! Space Trains! The Best Eyebrows in TV! Science in Science Fiction! Poor man's Mickey Rourke! WandaVision! Will wants to do the "Full Lawrence Kansas" with Stefan! Time Paradox AIDS! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, pleas...

100% Jeremy Auman! Notes: Will invited the Endowment Vampire into house! Will fights vampires with yelling! Time Traveling Murder Robots! LET DANNY DEVITO PLAY THE TERMINATOR YOU COWARDS! Will is obsessed with Dark Science! Go to the Latchkey Deli! Sports Corner! Parade Across America! Is Julia Louis-Dreyfus the next Betty White? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twit...

Nelson was watching the Washington Football Team play-in game and took bad notes! Sorry! Here's what he got! Notes: I don't want to talk to people! Fight for your right to party while being mindful of consent! Will makes a new Dillons shopping friend! Grocery basket judgment vs grocery basket fantasies! Video games! Animal-You is also struggling! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucep...

We are not qualified! Notes: Should we release a lost episode? Maybe! MAKE OUR PODCAST INTO A VIDEO GAME YOU COWARDS! Will refuses to relinquish his long dead astronaut dreams! Hoping to be your wife's astronaut +1! #DDSpaceMess! Do they have long tubes? Aaron Sorkin Space Walk & Talk! We couldn't stop an asteroid, and even if we were could, there are still better choices! Middle-aged Satanist! Wo...

We're back, here in the holiday taint between Hannukah and Christmas and the New Year. We just had a delightful live show and another one is on the way on February 6th, so mark your calendars! Notes! Thank You Sponsors! Christmas Recap! Double Deuce Hot or Not? Will is Impeachably Hot! Will Loves the Shiniest Trunks! Ollie is a Christmas Thief! Pound for Pound, We Have the Hottest Podcast Audience...

Hopefully you took some time off for the holidays or you got laid off like Nelson, cause grab a badass skull mug full of Chex Mix and get nice and comfy for this live show which threatens a feat we'd only believed to be legend: the Quad Deuce! That's right, 85-pulse pounding minutes of opening presents and asking people how they're doing and generally not talking about the holidays! It's the offic...

Live Show This Saturday! As for this episode, NOTES: Nelson Takes the Fun Out of Christmas and Gambling! Vince Guaraldi's Christmas is Will's Vietnam & the Runaway Bride Trailer is Nelson's Vince Guaraldi's Christmas! She's Coming on, Boys, She's Coming on Strong! #WatchuTalkinAboutNelson vs #IKnowWhatNelsonsTalkinAbout! Writing Tips and Tricks Post-Nanowrimo! Video Games! Nelson is a Shark! Help...

We've got the live show in 2 weeks and the information on the gift exchange is in this episode. Notes: Applebee's: We Can Go Somewhere Nice Next Time, Let's Just Do Something Easy! Nelson Still Hates Siri, but Google Assistant is a Double-Edged Sword! Gender Politics and Crocodile Dundee! Sports Corner: Chiefs vs Broncos & Will vs Nelson! What We're Watching! Condiment Races! Live Show This Saturd...

Auman is back to help hype the live show! #DDGift! Notes: Auman's Bad Boy Recipe Segment! Will Needs Something Appropriate for a REAL Bad Boy! Bad Boy Cakes! Bad Boys: Do They Have Soggy Bottoms? The Eternal Debate Rages On! Will's Nanowrimo Update and a Brief Writing Chat! 3-Legged Tables! Bad Boy Coloring Books! Will's Very Russian Recommendation! Auman's Star Wars Minute! The Ladies Love Head E...

Auman is here and he jumps right in helping out with the Applebee's ad! Here's the notes: Will Hates a Big Fluffy Hat! Will is a Flapjacker! Auman Goes Off on Line Cooking! #FriedShrimpChallenge Nelson's Holiday Book Recommendation! Get It and Other Books at The Raven! Double Dare But They're High with Nelson & Snoop Dogg! Sad Thanksgivings! Get You Some Maceli's and Ladybird Pies to Make It Bette...

No guest but we do hit the ground running with ads from Sunflower Publishing and a surprisingly defensive Applebee's. Also, we're doing a live holiday show on zoom on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! We're working logistics to also do a gift exchange for it so stay tuned for details & check out the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/423379572006673/ Notes: Will Has Invisalign! Will Has...

We recorded this post-election episode a week ago, so it's good to see that podcasts still exist now! Happy that things can get a little better even if there's so many things to fix. Speaking of things to fix,  Nick Spacek is back! The Notes! Speaking of Time Machine Uses! Terminators That Are Better Than Nothing! The Stand of the 80's, the Stand of the 90's, and the Stand of the 2020's. More Will...

As promised, we have Nick Spacek back on the Deuce and a brand-new sponsor that isn't Applebee's (but you aren't off the hook yet, motherfucker!) The notes! Frivolous Countryside Grant! RIP Grant! Applebee's Sponsorship Blackmail Corner! Applebee's Seems Like a Handshake Deal Kind of Place! Almost Famous vs Absolutely Fabulous, Who Would Win!? Two-truck-Sized Check! The Will's Drunk Puppet Drop Br...

We're on a Party Train that may be a Snowpiercer, we haven't seen the movie. Please listen if you have seen it and let us know if we are! We really need to know before signing up for next year's health insurance! Anyway, here's the typically terrible second episode notes, but don't worry, this episode has more drunk Will puppet clips! Notes: Applebee's Ad of the Week! Will Hates a Show, No Wait, T...

At least that's what they may legally imply, but our lawyer has our backs, don't worry. Notes: Nelson's Got a Lot of Stuff Going On On His Phone! Sometimes Will Laughs at a Person Pooping Themselves, Sometimes Will Poops Himself! #DoubleDeucePoopedMyself! In Case This is Your First Listen, We Talk About Things Other Than Poop! Community Service to Get into Heaven! Applebee's Ad of the Week! Law Co...