Double Deuce podcast

Nelson's got the sciatica and the sinus infection, so today his beer of choice is lack of sleep! Here's the notes: We've got grit! Will turns it back on the audience! 5 solid minutes on why dogs (and cats for that matter) shouldn't play basketball with humans and those rules should be in the books, it's been decades you guys! Never forget we're blackmailing Applebee's, not the other way around! Bi...

It was a bad episode for notes, but here they are: Sirens and cicadas, the sounds of the season! Starting off dark today, I guess! So, there's a new Matrix movie and we're not sure how to feel about that! Cell phones and their line of demarcation re: movie plots! Taking the potion so he can squirt eggplant! Speaking of what kids like and 9/11! The five kinds of British people! All the ladies are D...

And we're back! The Notes: Reminder that Nelson is a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Robot Corps! Robot rights and an end to robot racism! How much do Roombas cost!? Aunt Sandy's still got the one eye! Don't mention the finger! Athiests can talk to the robots without souls! What side will Nelson fight for in the impending robot wars!? Some stuff to watch, some of which is dystopian! Date n...

DANG, GUYS! We didn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 8! (OCHO!) OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer: 39 Towering...

Molly Scanlon is back! Here's the notes: Will has quick reflexes! Will could be in the Secret Service! There's a serial killer on the loose and they're serial killing all of our restaurants! Another edition of What Used to Be What Where, but this time without Andy Morton, just in case you don't like Andy Morton, in which case hey fuck you man, he's our friend, but also this one's for you! Krull ho...

We have special guest Molly Scanlon, and she's got eponymous possum problems! Here are the notes: The Era of Jock Jams remains! Will is a man who will fight for your honor! Welcome to Cetera Heads! Molly's got a possum problem in the Winnebago! Venkman is not without his flaws! Will disrespects Sigourney Weaver! Mission Impossumble! Repairin' the LeBaron! Sproing vs No Sproing! Filling the Car Tal...

We have officially outdone the Spartans! Here are the notes: We're in the Era of Jock Jams now! Nelson is wrong and here's why! Will's Mom is our biggest fan and that's why ha has to call her out! Conroy's is retiring next weekend (we believe on Saturday)! Monasty Monastery! Will's son has fond memories of that bar! Nelson does NOT want to marry the bench. Will would fuck a common street bench. So...

It's a big, hour-long celebration of 300 episodes of the Deuce! With special guests Molly Scanlon, Andy Morton, Ric Averill, Rob Schulte, Amber Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Alan Murin, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Here's the notes: Fancy play-in from substitute bandleader, Will's dad, Ric Averill! Our bandleader/lawyer is legally in the woods! Nelson has a fancy...

We're trying to save the kids! The Notes: Don't, and we can't stress this enough, don't jump into a giant pool full of coins! Veddering ain't easy! Today's word is: Emotional Unavailability! #DDHollowPlaces! The Duck Universe! German Netflix! Prestige European TV has echoes of prestige 70's film! It's Time Cop meets incest! Biohacking! Mind-Interface Underpants! Black Widow! Oligarchy Corner! #Hey...

It's hot as all the balls in the world outside! Hopefully this podcast doesn't find you actively on fire. The Notes: Live show peddling! Rob Schulte teaser! He's got a file on everybody! #MyFlatAss! Will demands more ass feedback! Will asks a lot of ass questions! We pitch the Ass Couple, a sitcom where Will is forced to move in with his own anthropomorphic ass in order to cover rent! Applebee's i...

Skye is back, and we're hoping everybody comes to the live show! Notes: Come to the live show or stream it or whatever! Skye loves her parents! Jillian doesn't exist, apparently! Open-faced compliment sandwich! Will stops the car to jump on Nelson's grenade! We talk about Ed Parker for 14 minutes! Bobbing for Crabs, the Sport of Kings! 5+ Kings bobbed for crabs! Nelson won't get your kids high! DO...

Skye is here! Notes: Highlights from the last episode! Why is Skye here? Applebee's is noty going to heal your soul! M.C. Applebee, Famed Explorer! Time travel requires an Applebee's! Nazi Women! It may rain! C+ Movies vs B- Expeirences! Little Kansas Pleasures vs Big Kansas Displeasures! Aaron Coleman is trash! England is sad today! Nelson is from the Super Science Society of the Future! A good c...

Going straight at the Notes: Will's just thinking about Janine! A visit from Oliver! Will is Sassy McSasser, Will is Big Man. You gotta play tennis downstairs, buddy! Tennis ball could be useful (???)! Will wants to be a laid back mafioso! What are the best Lawrence businesses to target for racketeering!? Racketeering is a numbers game, kids! Why isn't Kramer vs Kramer the Kleenex to divorce's fac...

Back in the basement cause the Earth is melting! No guests, but Nelson has a genius business opportunity! Notes: Spoon Keys! Let's inhabit the opening that Apple has left for us! Grease Thieves! Fox & the Hound 2: Cool Hangs! Will hates squirrels! Reckless backyard gunplay! Squirrel SVU! True Detectnuts! Let Matthew McConaughey know if you find a dead squirrel! RIP Nelson's Dad! All wrong, all wro...

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don't like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will's Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they're Schrodinger's Band! Applebee's babyback ribs! Ronald R...

Not only are still recording in person, we've got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it's not awesome! But still we've got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here's the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What's your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860's, Nelson has sle...

Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson's thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso'd and rem...

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE RECORDING IN PERSON! After 62 episodes apart, we are back together in Will's backyard recording this! Sorry if the sound is bad, we're still figuring that aspect out again. The Notes: The pandemic happened because we didn't love Jackee enough! Will does the conspiracy math! We are not a QAnons, but we've seen one on TV! Listener submitted Applebees ad! It's a c...

Will's back from Boston, but he doesn't remember anything from before his trip! Here's the notes: Will forgets how to clock! Boston is a punchy city! Boston: Punching and Science is in Latin on the seal. Et Placebat Ei Pulsare Scientiam! Hockey, making sons, and giving no fucks! Ricky 3 was a regular joe of a king! Planning a roadtrip to the bronze cheeseburger! Calidum et Deliciose! She doesn't l...

Stuff's happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here's the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It's like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police so...

Happy Mother's Day! We call Will's Mom and he gets her an ambush journalism for Mother's Day. The Notes: The Politeness Ladies. The Knights Etiquette, please save us from our post-9/11 barbarism. Nelson's inadvertent murder. Nelson loves the kids. Kids love a sense of mystery. Mickey Mouse is a stone-cold psychopath. Nelson helps Will write a Mother's Day poem for his mom that he wrote himself. Al...

WHOOPS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Act...

Look, we're trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It's a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you're not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an...

It's all downhill now! Here's the notes: Do you really have the "Best Burger in Town" or are you just jerking me off!? Will's Mom's feud with Will's Google Assistant is the Mrs. O'Leary's Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will's training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It's a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee's, maybe! Appleb...

Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here's what he managed to scrawl: We don't just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee's ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster's Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters...