Don't Worry About It

This week needs no intro as we jump face first into the powder keg that is Sam’s flaming health tonic. Kottie has lingering effects of Ozempic’s sweet revenge. Cobain and Hawk tie the knot while Brittney spears has reminiscent thoughts. Are body scans all the rage or just a way to make you cray? Either way, Kottie and Samantha obsess about advent calendars and discover there is more than just choc...

This week we question the validity of the salt supplement craze and wonder if iodine is our friend. Kottie is perpetually surprised by the processed food offerings at Ralph’s. Samantha thinks her sister Jenny is a badass #unfollowme.  Kottie suspects Ted may be an intellectual prodigy after he successfully identifies his letters. Samantha runs into her friends mom at the medi-spa where they are bo...

Kottie adds her friend and mega publicist Megan Senior to the mix. Starbucks seasonal fall offerings are sampled and Samantha throws out that pumpkin has no flavor. We learn Megan believes she’s a natural blonde despite her using bleach to maintain. Kottie jokes she would be a horrible online dater as Megan reveals her path to Mr. Right. Just when you didn’t think there could be anything better th...

Samantha stresses about her excessive use of the word “like” and expresses her desire for reform. Kottie informs us she refilled her Ozempic prescription for one last dance with the devil. “Jacques the Genie” shows up with drinks.  Samantha confesses she has the skin of a salamander, and explains she is laughably easy to offend.  Shortly followed by Kottie’s counter claim that she has no tear duct...

This week we are joined by fitness empress Lauren Kleban. We discuss Lauren’s trampoline method LEKFIT and how it came to be. Kottie worries she wasn’t anatomically designed for the rebounder. Lauren reveals she wishes she had a hotel home birth. Although seemingly provocatively we consider the beauty of having separate spousal quarters. Collectively the ladies converse about their attempts to saf...

This week Kottie tells us all about her zen weekend Malibu retreat. Samantha introduces herself to The Kid LAROI and hope he thinks she’s a MILF. Kottie breakdowns her Sephora haul and shares the gems she’s discovered. Codependent? Or just a perfect child? The ladies discuss their difference in opinions on how often is too often to talk to your parents

On this fresh installment the ladies are joined by the oh so soothing LeeAnn Kreischer. Samantha drills LeeAnn about what it means to be a member of “Private Suite” at LAX and wonders if they include a swaddle and a pacifier upon induction. To Samantha’s horror we learn that Kottie likes to Disneyland with adults.  We cover the gamut of topics including wasting away in Margaritaville, lucky knives...

This week the Ladies make a mad dash for the last remaining Halloween fan favorite 12 ft HD skeleton.  Kottie shares about her newly acquired IUD and confesses she may not know all that much about her alleged hypertension.  Samantha elaborates on her plans to sue DWP and quips about not strictly adhering to all expiration dates.  Lastly S confronts K about her facial hair and insists it must be re...

The ladies talk eyebrow application and disagree on what quantifies a high arch. Samantha reflects on summers with her Grandma Betty and the copious amounts of junk food she supplied. K+S discuss Thanksgivings fixings and the flesh eating waters of Florida. All while they get accidentally jacked on caffeine from canned cold brew.

As Fall approaches Samantha and Kottie discuss Halloween prep and how to get ahead of the seasonal frenzy. We also learn that Kottie has a fancy gold tooth that’s ready for a black tie gala. Samantha sips on colostrum as Kottie snacks on meat sticks and cotton in this fresh new episode.

This week we are joined by the stunning Anne Stedman.  S + K  quiz her about all the things, including eternal youth, shopping her closet, and how to sell the hell out of a dog wig. We learn that the SATS are no longer the driving factor for college entry but a good trauma story just might be. Mercury in retrograde giving you anxiety? Kottie’s high test scores shine through as she gives a very sci...

This week we are joined by Kottie’s husband and learn that his mystery stoned feeling was ultimately due to him actually being stoned. We learn that microdosing psilocybin is becoming the new normal and a good tonsillectomy might just be the key to real weight loss. Samantha questions Kottie’s sleep training plan because she might not actually have one. Later we close with a wholesome round of wou...

This week Kottie and Samantha have the giggles as they discuss stacked parking, time management, and Domino’s pizza. Subsequently they ponder the Taylor Swift hysteria and fear they can’t escape the FOMO. Later suspicions emerge as we discover Kottie’s husband Mike might have been inadvertently stoned. Which makes us increasingly concerned about the hardcore appeal of male driven marijuana product...

Kottie’s dreams of marrying a Dr. are finally coming true, although he might be on Sudafed. Which diet hill would you die on? And how to navigate conflicting health trends….Open sandwich or open relationship? Should you change your name to Mollen? We got you!! Riveting Health stats ensue as Samantha’s dad flexes more than his muscles.

This week we reflect on Dominic’s method portrayal of Harry Houdini. Samantha questions the Barbie craze and wonders if even the air she breathes has been Barbie branded. Kottie is ready to dip more than just a toe into botox infested waters. Lastly closing with a very important PSA on smiling.

This week we go on a deep dive with comedian Bert Kreischer (also Kottie’s older brother). Bert claims that “recovery” is more his brand than “party animal”. We question his antics and review some of his most viral videos (check out YouTube for visuals). Kottie questions new age vs tranditional medicine. Samantha attempts to wrap her head around creative content and tackling efficient delivery all...

This week Kottie doesn’t seem concerned with Samantha’s pro MSG obsession. Kottie binge watches the idol with no contempt. K and S get into how they approach theme parks and the lengths they will go to skip the line. Later we learn why Kottie’s lifeguarding career was cut short. 

This week after a sodium and butter fueled birthday dinner... Samantha is experiencing extreme mom guilt following the abrupt decision to skip camp drop off of her eldest son. Kottie and Samantha discuss the challenges of trying to attain adult time while simultaneously putting their kids first. We discover Teddy may be a pyromaniac and that fire safety isn't just for Smokey the Bear. 

This week Samantha feels violated by The Weeknd in the throes of sleep-away camp preparation. Kottie admits she loves lying as she dupes her mom into believing Bette Middler has died. All while they cut to the core of self tanning and the drama of boys' haircuts. At what point does watching creepy content have a lasting effect? 

This week Samantha and Kottie grapple with the horrors of the ocean gate incident and question the mentality of the passengers on board. Kottie contemplates the Mediterranean diet as she snacks on baked Cheetos. Samantha's anxiety rises as she embraces impending bar mitzvah planning. Can versa spray tans shift the mood? 

This week Kottie contemplates buying a new home that she can see from her current home. Lululemon threatens the livelihood of Samantha's dads favorite child the Phoenix 10k. Kottie reminisces about Samantha's bachelorette party in Vegas and a friend who decides to embark on a love affair with White Russians. 

This week Kottie & Samantha are joined by meteorologist Evelyn Taft to discuss all the things including an impending El Niño. Kottie’s perpetual Hitchcockian suspicion still has her believing she’s being poisoned. While Samantha swears by a cruel summer and the Dyson Airstrait. Evelyn debates hernia surgery and we all wonder at what point is the risk worth the reward?

This week the universe is out to get us. Samantha faces the daunting task of trying a new hairdresser…do we all hate sleep training and making school lunches? Will the organic wine answer our prayers?

In case you missed it, Kottie caved and took one for the team... she started Oz Oz Oz Ozzzeeemmmpic! And then she quickly went off of it because...guess what? It kinda sucks. 

Kottie may just be the biggest worrywart OR she is a genius who discovered the next new strain of covid before any doctors. You can be the judge of that.