Don't Worry About It

This episode Samantha digs deep and discusses the woes of being a room parent. Then we wonder if Kottie will survive her anniversary trip to Cabo?!  K + S take a hard look at their Amazon order history in all its obscurity, all while realizing Amazon is flooded with dupes. (Literally there is probably a knockoff of you) Samantha’s mother and sister completed their mommy and me plastic surgery for...

The girls break in the new kid, Ashley.  Current trends are reviewed to make sure Sam is up to date including Girthmaster, Himbos, a bee infest kids’ room and the risks of Zicam.  Kottie has a public service announcement to all the moody people out there and Sam shares all her killer vacation looks from Cabo. Sam discovers that Doron may be numb to her beauty and Kottie is convinced that everyone...

The long awaited season premiere featuring Samantha’s overachieving sister. The ladies discuss Jenny’s new podcast “All the Fails” her 2 substacks and her newly acquired second Instagram account. We discuss Jenny’s philanthropic ventures and learn she may now be married to a Muslim man with 3 other wives. Kottie explains why she believes electric Ubers could ensure your safety. Jenny expresses her...

Brother-in-law extraordinaire Jason Biggs graces the pod with a visit. Samantha researches the fasted way to Jason’s very own Hollywood Star. Kottie digs at Jason’s recent “risky trip” to Thailand and asks the tough questions. If you haven’t heard of the term “gyat” you’re welcome. Jason shares details about his hosting gig on the upcoming Blue Ribbon Baking show. Kottie wonders if the uncanny sim...

This week Samantha officially rebels against the Garmin and plans on gifting the watch prison to Jacques. To our dismay we discover that some dogs can live well into their 30’s. Samantha is compelled by her sister Jenny’s new gig selling clothes on Instagram live. Kottie remembers that it’s Leap Day and Jacques claims to have met many with this birthday. Later Kottie reveals the results of her lon...

This week Kottie compares some everyday food favorites to fallopian tubes, tit milk and uterine lining.  Sam gives us a breaking news update on the French Bulldog kidnapping and the one arrest that was made. S + K  debate their budding futures at foot models on only fans, reveal the top five cakes in all of LA, Grammy looks recaps and of course, the never-ending update on Kottie’s heart-rate.

Joined by the supremely soothing Aubrey. We get to know her and her beautifully layered life journey thus far. Kottie confesses to eating a gingerbread house and jokes she’s more likely to find the body of Hoffa than Ted’s library books.  Samantha explains that “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead” might be the best family movie ever made and expresses her passion for giving the perfect gift. Kott...

Kottie buys Sam her very own Garmin activity watch to score her every move. On the side Kottie seems to be becoming a sleep specialist. Sam orders high end steak from Australia and thinks you should too. Swing sets forever? The answer is YES.  Lola channels Rapunzel and gets hooked on extensions. Samatha calls her sister to discuss mattress bringing storks, vintage clothes, and disappearing dog fa...

Kottie reminisces about feeding dolphins fresh sardines with a wicked open bite. Samantha is shocked to learn Snoop Dog still smokes weed. Kottie reflects on her completed Emmy party and showcases her new hair weft. Samantha realizes threesomes don’t work… and Kottie is left wondering if turtles really can swim. 

This week S + K discuss the woes of podcast booking. Hip replacements are having a moment with both Kottie’s dad and Sam’s sister-in-law going under the knife. Sam reflects on her extreme wedding hair and wonders if she should have another go with extensions. Kottie gears up for a work party and leans in to 60’s chic. Later we call Doron and see if he’s still annoyed with his morning duties…the an...

Starting the New Year off with a bang we are joined by Samantha’s first born Luca Silverman. Luca talks sports card trading, PS5’s, and Reverse Grinches. Samantha expresses her growing anxiety for Bar Mitzvah planning. Kottie prepares to be the next Bear Grylls after being gifting survivalist gear for Christmas. Luca gets rapid fire quizzed and showcases his wide range of knowledge. We wonder if k...

K+S discuss their New Year’s resolutions and reflect on the year. Kottie gets iced from Lisa’s holiday party. Samantha waffles between idealist and existentialist. The ladies express their desire to be more body positive in a world full of unrealistic expectations of youth and beauty. Pass the creamer and send me an audio text. 

Longtime bestie Lisa Jammal joins K+S. We giggle about Lisa’s constant desire for a drink and the comedy of her never actually drinking it. We touch on Lisa’s barcode tattoo and suggest turning it into a QR code. Lisa reflects on her humble beginnings in PR before social media. The ladies agree that cameras are going too HD and now make you look worse than IRL. Lisa shares her IVF journey and her...

Samantha goes tree shopping and is seduced by the drama of a flocked tree. Later she questions if tinsel is cool again? Kottie brings select picks from the wine advent calendar for a blind tasting, except she forgets to cover the labels. The Hollywood sign turns 100 and Sam stresses its importance as an LA landmark. Kottie plans her visit to Dr. Sam for a beauty renovation. S reflects on her Thank...

Joined by renowned dermatologist Dr. Nancy Samolitis, owner of Dermatology Boutique FACILE. Samantha asks a battery of burning questions. We discuss microneedling, Botox/filler, laser treatments, neck rejuvenation and much much more…Dr. Sam weighs in on it all. Kottie’s proclaims that she’ll never go makeup free because she’s been vexed by rosacea. We review a bounty of beautifully branded Facile...

On this special installment we are joined by designing woman and all around chic babe Brady Cunningham. We talk all things from face tape to fascia blasters. Kottie try’s to lure Brady into designing our podcast studio and is hoping she’ll foot the bill. We discuss frequently frightening childhood folklore figures and the effort it takes to keep the backstories alive. Either way we want to make yo...

K + S discuss the meaning of Thanksgiving and are reminded by Samantha’s sons that it’s not just a day of glutton. We question Target’s lenient shoplifting policy and wonder if they are intentionally welcoming theft. Subsequently Kottie confesses Lola loves a five finger discount.  Are they smarter than 6th graders? The jury’s out as Sam calls Luca for a lifeline. Lastly, Kottie becomes increasing...

On this week of revelations Kottie finally embraces Sam’s beloved workout. The ladies anatomize the serotonin gut connection and how meds can play a part. Later they question the lengths they would go to save an older animal and if pet insurance is friend or foe. Kottie is gifted the wine advent calendar and rocks it’s like a little baby. Samantha explains the need for labia securing underwear, an...