Alexander Holland & John Maloney
Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)
Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all. The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot? Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_...
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Alexander Holland & John Maloney
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Jul 6, 2026
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Episodes
DPTM Christmas Special / 2024 Wrapped 23.12.2024 1:17:43
Looking Back, Was 'Brat Summer' meaningless? Is Spotify Wrapped broken? And how did Bubba Gump Shrimp last this long? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
RayGun: It's Over 16.12.2024 55:10
Our Aussie breakdancing "icon" is back in the headlines after shutting down a comedy musical about her iconic kangaroo dance. Did Ray Gun's lawyers really trademark the silhouette of a kangaroo pose? You bet they did! Join us as we unpack Ray Gun's cringey attempts at damage control, her bizarre insistence that she's not in it for the money, and the Streisand Effect in all its glory. Plus, we'll e...
Chatbot Beat My Doctor - Are Healthcare Costs About to Plummet? 09.12.2024 51:31
Is ChatGPT Better Than A Doctor? How Come There's A Guinness Shortage? What Is The Word Of The Year? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 'Wicked' Press Tour Is Hollyweird's Death Spiral :: The Secrets Of Cutting Edge Cosmetic Surgery 02.12.2024 1:00:20
Does the 'Wicked' press tour saga prove that people are finally fed up with Hollywood? Why can't anyone ask celebrities about their cosmetic procedures? And how do you 'hold space' for lyrics?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Blocked For Trolling a Beef Industry Exec on LinkedIn 25.11.2024 53:28
John recounts a LinkedIn debate with some "beef boys" from the Australian cattle industry where things escalated quickly. Big AL talks about his 3 "Can't Live Without Gadgets", and the boys discuss the items they are trying to save money on in this year's Black Friday Sales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ultrarunner & Husband Made 300 Wikipedia Edits to Boost Her Image 18.11.2024 58:05
The podbrothers unpack the bizarre events leading to athlete Camille Herron's downfall, and the psychology of being caught in a lie. Plus: ChatGPT knows all about your life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Raygun’s Secret New Payday Playbook Revealed:: Texted My GF But Sent To My Lawyer By Mistake 11.11.2024 50:39
We talk the return of Raygun. What's her strategy? Will it work? How do society and the media come to grips with celebrity meme born of failure? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lily Allen's OnlyFans Account :: What Happened To Soylent? :: The Rise of Barron Trump 04.11.2024 44:45
- Go deep on Lily Allen's OnlyFans feet pic fortune. What are the economics, ethics and implications of a musician making an income from images of her toes? - Take a swig of Soylent, Silicon Valley's iconic meal replacement drink. How did it come to be, and where's it at these days? - Profile the tech-savvy rizzler of the Trump family, Barron - and his soon-to-be sister-in-law Kimberly Guilfoyle....
A.I. vs Artists: The Protest Letter With 10k Signatures :: 10 Drunk Cigarettes :: McDonald's Robots 28.10.2024 57:45
This week, the podbrothers tackle A.I. vs artists - from the recent petition signed by over 10k creatives (including some Hollywood heavyweights) to the dilemma of '10 Drunk Cigarettes'. Plus, Alexander's encounter with the McDonald's kiosk screen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Stand By Me Sequel? :: A Terrible Haircut :: Monster Trucks and Marvel IP 21.10.2024 1:00:15
This week, John and Al take in a monster truck rally, remember a Rob Reiner/Stephen King classic and get scammed by Tibetan throat-singers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Google Becomes Cheugy :: Airline's Adult Film Mishap :: The Mystery of 'Mood Residue' 14.10.2024 1:06:33
The podbrothers wonder about memory and forgetting, airplane R 18+ film mishaps and the sudden cheugy-ness of Google. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Starlink Takes Over The World :: A Forgotten Character Actor :: A Godox S.A.D. Lamp? 07.10.2024 1:02:45
Get ready to say goodbye to airplane boredom (and maybe your privacy) as Elon Musk's Starlink promises internet EVERYWHERE! 🤯 In this episode of Don't Praise the Machine, your hosts Alex and John unpack the wild world of satellite internet and the implications of a constantly connected world. • From Amazon tribes to airplane cabins, Starlink is poised to revolutionize how (and where) we use the i...
Google NotebookLM :: Diddy's Comeuppance :: The AFL Grand Final and the Berlin Wall 30.09.2024 1:03:01
This week, the podbrothers cover Google's new A.I.-generated podcast tool, the AFL Grand Final, Diddy's downfall, the Berlin Marathon, Frankie Valli's spate of unsettling performances and Five Guys' ingenious marketing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Crazy Fast Food Price Hikes :: Was Ben Lee An Auto-tune Pioneer? :: Middle-Aged Marketing 23.09.2024 45:24
This week, the podbrothers discuss the mysterious explosion of fast food prices, Australia's possible claim to auto-tune history, and a midlife marketing crisis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boomer Phone Habits :: The Weirdness Of 40-Hour Famines :: A Huge Announcement 16.09.2024 54:57
This week, the podbrothers address some key differences in boomer vs younger generation phone use; get nostalgic about famine events and share some huge news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New Surveillance Satellites + Sunlight On Demand :: ChatGPT Is Now Second Nature :: Raygun Interview 09.09.2024 1:02:21
This week, the podbrothers investigate the scary/fun potential of new satellite technology, analyse Raygun's latest moves and try to remember a time before ChatGPT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stranded NASA Astronauts :: Spotify's 'Guilty Pleasures' Function :: Ethical Eavesdropping 02.09.2024 1:00:27
Spotify decides what cheesy music is on your behalf, the ISS stranded astronauts facing space madness and who has joined the 250 miles high club? 🛰️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are Celebrities Being Cloned? :: Celebrity Clone Theory Explained:: Bennifer Get Divorced 26.08.2024 51:07
This week, the podbrothers do a deep dive into celebrity clone theory, and mourn Bennifer's divorce. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Raygun Is A Rorschach Test :: Racewalking Is Bizarre :: Australia's Wild Medal Tally 19.08.2024 48:33
This week, a final deep dive into the Olympics, from Raygun's legacy to the ultra-weird sport of racewalking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Olympic Breaking Fiasco :: Is 'Raygun' A Real Professor? :: The Cycle of Schadenfreude 12.08.2024 53:52
This week, Dr Raygun breaks the internet. The podbrothers explore the performance seen round the world; Dr Raygun's academic career; and the way we've come to deal with public misfires. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do The Olympics Still Matter? :: Defunct Olympic Sports :: Australia's Nikki Webster 05.08.2024 52:22
This week, a DPTM Olympic deep dive - the decline of the Games, defunct sports, breakdancing and Olympic animals, Nikki Webster, Kraftwerk and John's Paralympic dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Robot. vs Human Artists :: Childhood Fame :: Startup Culture 29.07.2024 55:51
This week, the podbrothers talk humans vs robots in the arts; a leaked pic feud; Australian childhood fame, and telltale signs that ChatGPT wrote the scientific paper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A.I Language Translation Revolution:: Robot Drive-Thrus:: & Why Are We Still Using Floppy Disks? 22.07.2024 55:40
This week, the podbrothers puzzle over the hits and misses of A.I. language modeling and the persistence of old tech. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#170 - The Coffee Pod(cast) 15.07.2024 49:25
This week, the podbrothers discuss Elder (Brandon) Flowers, the rise and fall of Nespresso and 90s slang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#169 - I Only Have PimEyes For You 08.07.2024 45:46
This week, John goes to Singapore to contemplate the future of caning technology; and the podbrothers contemplate Will Smith's attempted comeback, the reappearance of Axel Foley and the romantic repurposing of facial recognition platform PimEyes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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