Alexander Holland & John Maloney

Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)

Comedy EN ↓ 282 episodes

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all. The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot? Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_...

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Alexander Holland & John Maloney

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Oct 12, 2026

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Episodes

Australians Didn’t Deserve Steve Irwin 13.10.2025

Steve Irwin was beloved by millions. But not so much in his home country. Why? And have Australians finally learned to love the Crocodile Hunter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Saudi Money Bought Your Favourite Comedian 06.10.2025

Comedy fans around the world have been left shocked and incensed by so many of their heroes jumping at the chance to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Are they just being naive? Or could this actually do lasting damage to some of stand-up's biggest names? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God in the Algorithm: How the Rapture went Viral 29.09.2025

False predictions of the apocalypse are not new. But Rapture Tok has shown that TikTok can fuel mass hysteria like nothing else. Which is worrying; but undeniably funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Terrible Fame Of Wisdom Kaye 22.09.2025

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Jim Carey's 1996 ‘Flop’ Is A Gen X Masterpiece 15.09.2025

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The Rise of 'Wildly Hysterical Man' Reels 08.09.2025

A particular kind of reel is taking over social media: screaming, drooling, insanely overacting men with weird fictional narratives. What on earth is going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FBB Growth – AI Giantess Fantasy Unlocked 01.09.2025

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Big Bang Theory – How TV’s Worst Show Took Over the World 25.08.2025

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How The Ibiza Final Boss Won 18.08.2025

Jack Kay has taken the internet by storm as the "Ibiza Final Boss." We'll share the hidden ingredients that made his video the viral phenomenon that has shot him to overnight fame and potentially a fortune, if the Final Boss plays his Balearic cards right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia Forgot Its Greatest Song Ever 11.08.2025

The Hottest 100 Of Australian Songs Of All Time was packed with bangers, but some forgotten gems need their flowers. John and AL take you through the top ten on Triple J's list, and AL reveals his top ten votes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jojo Siwa: Cringe For Cash 04.08.2025

Jojo Siwa is the queen of cringe. How did this happen? And who's profiting from her meltdown? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Killed Late Night TV? 28.07.2025

Late-night TV is as old as television itself. Soon it will be gone. How did we get here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DIY DJs On TikTok Are Sparking A Grassroots Revolution 21.07.2025

TikTok has totally transformed DJing. Is it a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 'Pizza Effect' Behind Everything 14.07.2025

What is the mysterious 'pizza effect'? And how has it shaped centuries of culture - from food, to music and religious holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Italian Brainrot Changed Memes Forever 07.07.2025

Italian brainrot is here, and nothing will ever be the same. We go through what it means, where it comes from, and what it signals for the future of memes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How We Fell Into OpenAI's Trap 30.06.2025

Recently, a seemingly average guy named Chris Smith proposed to his A.I. chatbot. Weird, yes. But in letting ChatGPT into our lives, have we all become more like Chris than we care to admit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Andre: from Mysterious Girl to Jafaican 23.06.2025

Peter Andre's been in hot water for his role in 'Jafaican' (2025). But that got us thinking: just who is Peter Andre? How did he rise from a humble Aussie boyhood to become a staple of the British tabloids? Is there more to him than washboard abs? 🛎 Get bonus episodes, early episodes, and exclusive goodies while supporting DPTM! Patreon ➡️    / dptm   💌 Sign up for J...

OnlyFans: Power, Paradox, & The Parasocial 16.06.2025

From overnight millionaires like Sophie Rain to established musical artists like Lily Allen and Kate Nash, OnlyFans offers eye-watering sums, often for minimal effort. But what's the real cost of this digital gold rush? We explore the societal shift around sex work, the normalization of adult content, and we help you explain to your mother what the "bop house" is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Hollywood's Addiction to Sequels 09.06.2025

Hollywood's sequel obsession is real! Meet the Parents' surprising return, I Am Legend bringing back Will Smith (despite his death!), and Karate Kid's endless reboots. Why can't studios create new stories? They're even ignoring iconic character deaths for familiarity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Beauty Gap: Why Celebs Will Always Look Better 02.06.2025

SMAS or Deep Plane? The cosmetic surgery game has changed. Here are your options. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lies, Loonies & Light Language 26.05.2025

What's behind the rise of online 'light language' practitioners? Who are they, what are they doing, and why is anyone into it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Last Survivors of Dead Games 19.05.2025

Journey through the decaying landscapes of abandoned online worlds and meet the small, dedicated communities who remain, clinging to memory and connection in these virtual ghost towns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How The Shameful Met Gala Lives On 12.05.2025

How come the Met Gala hasn't been cancelled? We punch up at the celebs and media outlets that keep Anna Wintour's carnival of excess alive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YouTube Turns 20 05.05.2025

From Chocolate Rain to Kony2012, our beloved cultural phenomenon celebrates a major milestone. Feel old yet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Problem With Cloning Dead Loved Ones 28.04.2025

Griefbots are more complicated than we thought. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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