Alexander Holland & John Maloney

Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)

Comedy EN ↓ 268 episodes

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all. The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot? Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_...

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Alexander Holland & John Maloney

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Start 2026 By Remembering 1996 12.01.2026 50:23

We kick off 2026 by looking back exactly 30 years to 1996—the year Google was born, Dolly the sheep was cloned, and the Macarena consumed the world. From Tamagotchis and Nintendo 64 to the Spice Girls and Independence Day, we dissect how much has changed from that era of optimistic stability to today's urgent uncertainty. Join us for a journey through the cultural touchstones that shaped millennia...

DPTM Christmas Special / 2025 Wrapped 22.12.2025 1:04:50

It's the most wonderful time and that means the lads are sharing personal wins from the year, looking back at the most impactful episodes of 2025, checking in on the best Gen Z lingo of the last 12 months, and making some bold predictions for 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Namecore: The Internet's Obsession With Naming Everything 15.12.2025 45:59

When and why did we start naming every little niche - and defining ourselves in terms of -cores, vibes and aesthetics? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

White Lies: The Psychology of Faking Race & Identity 08.12.2025 1:00:53

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Australia's Social Media Ban: Lawyer Explains 01.12.2025 41:55

Australia's much anticipated social media ban for under-16s is about to start. What can we expect? Will it work? And if it does work, will that be a good thing?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Khruangbin Unleashed the A.I. Music Apocalypse 24.11.2025 54:26

Music is uniquely vulnerable to A.I. destruction. But why? And does anyone care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Green IS THE REASON You Know Joe Rogan 17.11.2025 46:33

For many, Tom Green is a relic of boundary-pushing 90s comedy. But Tom's innovations in podcasting in the early noughties may prove to be his most lasting and underrated legacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insane Clown Posse & the Juggalo Movement 10.11.2025 46:23

Whoop whoop! Welcome to the Dark Carnival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Country That Can’t Stop Gambling 03.11.2025 52:44

On the eve of the wildly popular Melbourne Cup, we look at Australia's bizarre obsession with gambling. Just how bad is it? And why has it taken hold? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adelaide: Nostalgia Overdose 27.10.2025 1:07:10

This week, a look into the podbrothers' home town. Radelaide, or Badelaide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IRL Streaming: It's SO Much Worse Than You Thought 20.10.2025 1:01:23

An exploration of the depravity of IRL streaming. We examine the methods and motives of Kai Cenat, IShowSpeed, and others. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes, it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australians Didn’t Deserve Steve Irwin 13.10.2025 46:40

Steve Irwin was beloved by millions. But not so much in his home country. Why? And have Australians finally learned to love the Crocodile Hunter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Saudi Money Bought Your Favourite Comedian 06.10.2025 52:30

Comedy fans around the world have been left shocked and incensed by so many of their heroes jumping at the chance to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Are they just being naive? Or could this actually do lasting damage to some of stand-up's biggest names? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God in the Algorithm: How the Rapture went Viral 29.09.2025 51:24

False predictions of the apocalypse are not new. But Rapture Tok has shown that TikTok can fuel mass hysteria like nothing else. Which is worrying; but undeniably funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Terrible Fame Of Wisdom Kaye 22.09.2025 45:23

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Jim Carey's 1996 ‘Flop’ Is A Gen X Masterpiece 15.09.2025 56:54

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The Rise of 'Wildly Hysterical Man' Reels 08.09.2025 48:04

A particular kind of reel is taking over social media: screaming, drooling, insanely overacting men with weird fictional narratives. What on earth is going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FBB Growth – AI Giantess Fantasy Unlocked 01.09.2025 54:44

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Big Bang Theory – How TV’s Worst Show Took Over the World 25.08.2025 49:00

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How The Ibiza Final Boss Won 18.08.2025 52:37

Jack Kay has taken the internet by storm as the "Ibiza Final Boss." We'll share the hidden ingredients that made his video the viral phenomenon that has shot him to overnight fame and potentially a fortune, if the Final Boss plays his Balearic cards right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia Forgot Its Greatest Song Ever 11.08.2025 52:26

The Hottest 100 Of Australian Songs Of All Time was packed with bangers, but some forgotten gems need their flowers. John and AL take you through the top ten on Triple J's list, and AL reveals his top ten votes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jojo Siwa: Cringe For Cash 04.08.2025 55:16

Jojo Siwa is the queen of cringe. How did this happen? And who's profiting from her meltdown? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Killed Late Night TV? 28.07.2025 1:01:20

Late-night TV is as old as television itself. Soon it will be gone. How did we get here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DIY DJs On TikTok Are Sparking A Grassroots Revolution 21.07.2025 53:57

TikTok has totally transformed DJing. Is it a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 'Pizza Effect' Behind Everything 14.07.2025 42:47

What is the mysterious 'pizza effect'? And how has it shaped centuries of culture - from food, to music and religious holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.