Alexander Holland & John Maloney
Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)
Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all. The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot? Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_...
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Alexander Holland & John Maloney
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Latest episode
Jul 6, 2026
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Episodes
#168 - Sue, Sue Udio 01.07.2024 58:00
This week the podbrothers investigate the music mafia's campaign against A.I.-generated tunes; North Korea's smelly campaign against its southern neighbours; and the untapped wealth of their own vintage sporting apparel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#167 - That's So Coldplay 24.06.2024 54:32
This week, the podbrothers discuss the impending demise of Coldplay, women who fly planes, bad movies with a huge cultural footprint and a superfan's AI-generated tribute song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#166 - The Wintour of Our Discontent 17.06.2024 1:00:24
This week, the podbrothers delve into the Met Gala reckoning. What does the recent push back against the Met set mean for our beloved celebrity overlords? And could Anna Wintour, the Prada-wearing devil, be banished to the underworld? Plus: John’s accidentally cool threads, and Alexander’s conversational icebreaker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#165 - The Saints Come Streaming In 10.06.2024 58:28
This week, the podbrothers celebrate the first millennial saint, big changes in airport security and Alexander's foray into A.I. songwriting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#164 - ICQ No More 03.06.2024 59:10
This week the podbrothers contemplate the imminent demise of ICQ, and the history of instant messaging; marvel at the enduring popularity of Australia's 'bad taste bards'; and revisit the bagging area. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#163 - Portal Kombat 27.05.2024 57:50
This week, the pod brothers ponder the failings of the New York/Dublin 'Portal'; new additions to the Gen Alpha lexicon; and reality TV for the LinkedIn crowd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#162 - Bing's Copilot Abyss 20.05.2024 1:05:17
This week, the podbrothers contemplate A.I.'s radical impact on how we value images, and John opens up his Bing Copilot Designer vault to share some disturbing content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#161 - Mo' Money, Mo' Mayo 13.05.2024 56:20
This week, the podbrothers talk mayonnaise marketing, and stand in line at the currency exchange. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#160 - The Great Danish Dash 06.05.2024 1:04:40
This week, Alexander does a great Danish dash in the Copenhagen Marathon, and John tests out an Aussie's guide to Germany. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#159 - Mummified Big Macs 29.04.2024 44:15
This week, John 'Junior Boost' Maloney and Alexander 'Apricot Pepsi' Holland unwrap the recurring trope of the miraculously preserved burger, and illustrate a new and important way to show respect to your peers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#158 - Beautiful Cabin Crew, Scarlett Johansson 22.04.2024 53:43
This week, the podbrothers ponder AI's strange and sudden invasion of Facebook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#157 - Cracking Supermarket Secrets 15.04.2024 53:08
Why did you reach for that Snickers in the checkout area? That's a 6 BILLION dollar a year industry at work and we break down how it all works. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#156 - Junior Boost Junior 08.04.2024 47:34
This week, the podbrothers once again find themselves ahead of the news cycle, and John goes to Sydney on a very special mission. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#155 - Unexpected Items of the Bagging Area 01.04.2024 1:04:21
This week, John and Al are stunned by new generation tech, and scan some developments in the supermarket checkout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#154 - Root Rat Rupert 25.03.2024 56:33
This week, the podbrothers query how slang has evolved since DPTM began, and marvel at a magnate's quest for marital bliss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#153 - The Reincarnation of Mr Peanut 18.03.2024 1:09:39
This week, the podbrothers dive into the high-stakes world of Superbowl ads, and ask: is brand recognition worth dying for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#152 - Betty White and the Purgatorium 11.03.2024 58:04
This week, John invents a new piece of furniture and Al gives you the tools to resist a troubling twist on the phone snub. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#151 - Stock Snaps & Star Maps 04.03.2024 52:06
This week, the podbrothers shower for a cause, and follow a dog-eared star map to the queen of stock photos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#150 - A Magnificent Milestone 26.02.2024 1:05:30
This week, a sesquicentennial spectacular like no other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#149 - After The Float, All The Colours Came Out 19.02.2024 56:48
This week, the podbrothers take a look back from the future at the here-and-now, puzzle at a fishy lyric, pause for some show-and-tell and reflect on John's tech bro transformation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#148 - Psychopathy Is In 12.02.2024 56:20
This week, John and Al broach the boundaries of therapy culture, the lure of laziness and some surprising truths about what matters most in life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#147 - Bob The Builder Deconstructed 05.02.2024 1:08:39
This week, John and Al deconstruct Mattel's new cinematic juggernaut and foresee an ethical minefield in virtual reality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#146 - Threads of Irony 29.01.2024 51:02
This week, the podbrothers profile a champion of hyper-irony, and return to a nagging question: was Arnie the only actor with a truly universal catchphrase? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#145 - The Quencher's Gambit 22.01.2024 53:31
This week, the podbrothers take stock of the water bottle wars, and the astounding rise of chessfluencers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#144 - Plot Twists and Rhinoplasty 15.01.2024 57:14
This week, John and Al ponder the history in-flight entertainment, and make plans for cosmetic transformation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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