Don't Get Last! Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast

You know the drill. Getting this one out a little earlier, hope y'all appreciate! We'll break down at least one player from every team in the NFL and rate how likely we are to start or sit them in their week 8 matchup. Good luck this week, and remember: Don't Get Last!

A mashup of an episode! Not only do I sit down with a couple of people who got CHOPPED, we talk buys, sells, adds, drops, and everything in between. Listen for advice, stories of woe, and of course to not get last in your league!

Bye weeks got you down? What about running back injuries? Backup quarterbacks maybe? Fear not, the CHOPPED Guillotine Podcast has you covered, we'll talk starts and sits for each team this week and make sure that you don't get last!

You know the drill by now. Only 2 guests this time- I promise we will get back up to three in very short order. Thank you for listening!

The landscape of your Guillotine Fantasy league is changing, and your strategies need to change along with it! Listen in to hear all about the hottest waiver adds and the best trade advice in Guillotine Fantasy Football!

You know the drill by now! We're examining one player on each team who you may be on the fence about in your guillotine league. Tune in to make sure you're up-to-date on all the important injuries and matchups! And remember, don't get last!

I had the pleasure of interviewing two of my good friends who caught a streak of bad luck. Listen in to hear the tragic stories of love and loss and learn from their mistakes! Also keep listening for a few important updates at the end of our show!

Guillotine week 5 had several WILD turns of events, don't miss out on what all of those mean. I dive into the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Giants (gross) of what went down and how you can use that going forward to NOT GET LAST!

You already know wtf is going on

Not only do I sit down with 2 gentlemen who got CHOPPED, I also go over all the Buys, the Sells, the Drops, and the Adds of Guillotine week 5! Listen in to hear where these men went wrong and where you can go right!

I rant about the Broncos-Bears game in a way that may entertain you. And I also break down the starts and sits from each game on a scale of 1-10 and why you should feel good or bad starting them! Please check out our sponsor, the Share Button!

I sat down with another 3 unfortunate gentlemen whose performances in Guillotine Week 3 were sub-par to put it kindly. Listen to hear the harrowing tales of those we lost; hopefully, you can avoid making the same mistakes they did!

We recap the most exciting week of the NFL season so far and dive into which players you need to add to your Guillotine Fantasy Football roster RIGHT NOW!

I go over the players that people aren't talking enough about in start/sit episodes because you're playing in a league with 16 teams still alive! I also briefly make fun of the New York Giants (as is becoming a tradition). Please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts!

I sit down for 3 more interviews of 3 more very unfortunate gentlemen who were chopped from our leagues. Hear the harrowing tales of men once brave and proud, rendered asunder by the wrath of the fantasy football gods and their mighty guillotine!

I make a triumphant return to the most successful series on the show: Waiver Pickups, Budgets, and Trades! We talk about players who may be available in your still-deep leagues as they start to transition to a more normal-looking format. If you're still alive in your league, its a must listen!

After an electric day of college football, my hungover ass sits down to record a podcast. I cover at least one player from every game that you may have questions about and make fun of the Las Vegas Raiders (such is law). Please leave a review for us on Apple Podcasts, it lets me know what I'm doing well and what I need to work on!

After an exciting week 1, I sat down with an illustriously unlucky trio of men who simply were not cut out for the Guillotine life. Listen as they explain their woes, their misfortune, and their absolutely terrible draft decisions so that you may avoid suffering the same fate!

You should listen to this episode for the epic signoff alone. In this episode, I break down trade targets, waiver targets, and how you should be parceling out your budget to make sure you survive week 2 of your guillotine fantasy football league! Stay tuned for my next episode where I'll be sitting down with a few men who had some very unfortunate circumstances end their seasons before they tr...

In another solo episode, I give start and sit picks for the first and most crucial week of your guillotine season! On top of important and exciting news, I'll tell you the stars you should sit, and the scrubs you should start. It's a bizarre week 1 this year- don't be caught off guard! Listen to our Start Sit episode and avoid getting Chopped!

In our most content-rich episode yet, I sit down with not one, but two fantasy football "experts", Jack Shimaneck and Drew Walls. We look at the change in their drafts between last year and this year- and analyze where they have improved. We also round out the episode by getting Sleeper, Breakout, and Bust picks for guillotine and make fun of the New York Giants relentlessly!

I recently completed my first Guillotine draft of the season and I'm coming to you with a special, unplanned episode covering what went right, what went wrong, and what we can learn from that draft. This episode was sponsored by Lukas Parrish for making my new intro music! Edit: I definitely said Memorial Day and not Labor Day, that’s my bad I was recording way late at night. I promise everything...

I'm back with the second and final installment of my 'Guillotine Draft Guide' where we dive into the players you're looking at adding to your team round by round. Players' values differ significantly in Guillotine compared to redraft- and this episode will help you understand who you should target and who you should let your friends make the mistake of drafting!

In Episode 6: Guillotine Draft Guide Part 1- Strategies, Tactics, and Tips, I start our Draft Guide Series by examining and giving commentary on different Guillotine draft strategies, as well as provide tips and tricks that can help you navigate your draft and crush your friends in the early going of a Guillotine Fantasy Football season.

Today I am joined by my first guest who works for a professional sports organization- Grant Himmelmann! Grant and I talk through common guillotine draft missteps (that one of us made). We also discuss the upcoming draft, and who we think should go at the 1.01!