Don't Get Last! Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast

We kick off our summer series where we look into each division and break down which players should be on your guillotine radar. Make sure to check us out on Youtube as well to see some cool graphics and watch me die choking on water like an idiot at minute 52!

Honestly, probably not a lot! But can Ben Ditlevson and I talk about it for an hour and a half anyways? You bet! We discuss the abysmal Simpson pick (Rams fans, the Lakers are still playing- it's okay), excitement for Tate and Tyson, and of course the Next Clyde Edwards-Helaire: Jadarian Price! Get all that and more!

The game has been changing over the last few weeks and it changes the most this week. It's not about scoring a ton of points in a vacuum, your team needs to match up against your opponent! Play those matchups, and listen here to find out how! Good luck this week! Thank you all for a great season!

I love that I don't have to talk about Audric Estime this week. But, if you didn't have Puka, it's time to make some adjustments! Listen in to find out what they are. Good luck, and don't get last!

It's a hard part of the season! No fantasy podcasts are talking about whether to start Puka Nacua or Ceedee Lamb, they're too busy talking about 'Emanuel Wilson' and 'Devin Neal'. Get the discussion about the studs at the top of the fantasy landscape here- because that's all that's left in your league! Plus, stick through to the end for a few matchup-managing tips t...

Gonna be honest I get tired of writing these descriptions I may just start shitposting in the descriptions. 5 new spotify followers and I'll do it!

Steve joins me to help you all, how does he put it? "Climb the ladder of fantasy football." In reality we just spend way too long talking about whether Davis 'The Neck' Mills is gonna get Nico Collins to 12 fantasy points on Thursday (he will trust me).

You guys want to see me start Alec Pierce again? This episode breaks down a few strategies going forward for the guillotine season and I get really excited about Alec Pierce.

Shane and I work out the absolutely most terrifying week 8 fantasy starts to get you through the hell of 6 teams on bye. Tune in to hear all about Cam Ward, Tyler Algeier, and of course Alec Pierce (I told you they were scary!) and also hear us break down a particular listener's lineup dilemma.

I found another analyst who says sit Derrick Henry this week, surely our combined ball knowledge will prevail and he wont average 2 yards per carry but still score a touchdown! Surely! Gridiron Greek joins the show this week to discuss options like Hunter Long and Jake Tonges while he explains that Wong Teasers are NOTHING like how they sound! (No idea why there is video of the notes doc but it&#3...

I want you all to know that in the description of the episode, the Spotify upload portal says "What do you want your audience to know?" and this week I want my audience to know that Justice Hill is outscoring Derrick Henry in full PPR.

No guests today :( just me talking about what situations it's okay to start Sterling Shepherd over Jamar Chase.

Mike Kash is the most recent elimination from the Fantasy Gazette Memorial Guillotine league! His punishment is talking with me about his failures and having to make some nasty pulls on start/sits (which is what this program is all about babey!) Listen in to hear all about why Jalen Nailor is better than AJ Brown and Hunter Renfrow should slot in over Brian Thomas Junior!

Part 2 of the great long recording session with Ben Cummins earlier today! Starts, Sits, Sells, Stashes, and Drew Lock tangentially causing my sister to become a single mother! (Don't believe me? Listen in!)

Ben and I sit down to discuss the unfortunate series of events that led to his demise in the Fantasy Gazette memorial guillotine league, and we start the Start/Sit discussion (you'll have to get the rest of it in part 2!)

Looking for tips, strategies, and other guillotine fantasy football advice? Look no further! 3 years and 9 leagues worth of experience condensed down into an hour and 15 minutes. Find me on twitter to join a Dont Get Last Guillotine League!

I talk about the first two rounds of my recent guillotine draft featuring fantasy football Twitter celebrities!

The Don't Get Last Guillotine Podcast is back for season 3! We kick it off with an interview and season review, along with breaking down how guillotine fantasy football works. Excited to be back! You should check out the Twitter for updates!

Bring it home. Don't get last!

Can you trust Derrick Henry and Cooper Kupp to keep you alive in your Guillotine Fantasy Football leagues? How do you avoid the fear of a nuclear Justin Jefferson or Jamar Chase? Are the Chiefs practicing voodoo rituals to keep Patrick Mahomes healthy? I actually don't know the answer to that last one, but you can hear all about the rest here!

Did you start Cooper Kupp on your Guillotine team this week? What about Deebo Samuel? Maybe even some Brock Purdy? Need to dig yourself out of a hole? Grab a shovel, listen in, and start digging. Week 15 Start/Sit is here!

It's the Witching Hour of your Guillotine seasons and with 6 teams on bye there's tough decisions to be made. Tyler Batliner (from tik tok!) joins me in breaking down this weeks matchups and analyzing what brought him so far in his first time playing in a guillotine league!

I quickly preview the week 13 games so that I can get a head start on next season's draft prep! The grind never stops. Tune in to hear what I mean by that, and why Christian McCaffery is on my bench this week!

We get into some mailbag questions, talk start/sit, and plot the course for your Guillotine Fantasy Football teams over these next critical few weeks. I'm joined by Andrew May and a surprise guest who I pull off the street! Tune in to find out who!

I'm joined by a man who is about 2 weeks from regretting getting a buzzcut- Isaac Knapp. Listen in as we discuss pivots, finishing strategies, and why your Guillotine Team might be worse than you think it is!