Don't Get Last! Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast

I'm joined by unfortunate Anthony Martin who has the poor luck of being a fan of the Black Hawks, the Cubs, and of course Da Bears. Listen as he weighs in on my Guillotine Week 10 Start and Sit!

In the episode description, I want to point out that the prompt is "What do you want your audience to know?" and I want my audience to know that Josh Allen leads the NFL with 12 turnover worthy plays (but only has one INT), and Patrick Mahomes is the only QB in the NFL with more interceptions (9) than turnover worthy plays (7). Also start Jalen Coker you cowards.

Sadly, your leagues are shrinking, so we have to be a little more mainstream with these names. Fortunately, I consumed a beer or two before recording this episode so we hope to capture the same fire as an episode where I yell senselessly about Gregory Dortch in our starts. God bless.

I was late on the upload last week so we're dropping extra content for you all this week. Tune in for starts, sits, and a string of excuses for my untimely elimination from one of my leagues!

Bo Melton over Tyreek Hill.

I'm joined by not one but two guests this week to discuss their downfall, who to bench, who to start, and our glorious king Greg Dortch.

I'm joined by former Guillotine champion Andrew May to discuss the state of Guillotine fantasy football leagues and the decisions you may be looking at as the dust of the new league year starts to settle. Tune in for the obligatory Greg Dortch delusional praise and keep an eye out for next week's episode where we will open with a Chris Strathman interview to discuss how on Earth he only ma...

If you think I'm hopping off the Gregory Dortch train you've got another thing coming. Tune in for all the Week 3 Starts and Sits you could possibly need! (unless you play in literally any other league format then plz do not start Jalen Nailor)

I'm joined by the illustriously unlucky Nash Sanders to talk about the hottest names in fantasy and how much you can trust them on your Guillotine team! Listen in for advanced stats, cowboys slander, and NICO COLLINS BABY WOO! also if you're mad at me for my DK Metcalf take last week listen for my apology:(

I'm joined by yet another victim of the chop- Grant Dawe- to discuss some of the grossest possible plays you can make to survive in your guillotine leagues this week. Did you bench De'Von Achane because someone (maybe me) scared you out of it? Don't worry- Greg Dortch and Alexander Mattison are coming to the rescue!

I've got esteemed guest Luke Alexopoulos on the show this week to talk about how panicked we are about players going forward after an absolutely ABYSSMAL week one. Tune in to hear worry levels, buy lows, and how Luke got last in week one!

We're so back Jamar Chase, Tee Higgins, Tyler Lockett, why are you all like this? Why do we have to think this hard already? IT'S WEEK 1! Tune in to hear how to treat these players in Guillotine, and also to hear my way too early Justice Hill victory lapping.

Who should you be targeting in your Guillotine drafts? I sit down with Travis Jones to discuss controversial players like Josh Jacobs, Puka Nacua, and more!

Get ready to learn Guillotinese buddy, we're here to give you Strategies, Tactics, and Tips so that you can flawlessly execute (see what I did there?) your guillotine draft!

I sat down with Alex Boren to discuss what led to the success of his championship run last year and how he plans to apply that to this season. Tune in to hear all about various strategies, draft targets, and potential bust picks in your draft!

Welcome back in to the Don't Get Last Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast! We've returned to tell you why guillotine fantasy football is the best way to play fantasy, talk about how the game is played, what you can expect from the show, and get some early player rankings out there. Get it all here!

Can you feel it? A certain nip in the air? Oh yes, it's hit that part of the year. It's cuffing season. Backup runningback primer for any of you wasting roster spots on meh players, plus interviews of the fallen. Get it all here!

Is your team ass? Mega ass? Good? Super Good? Mid? Here’s how to convert any team build into a Guillotine win, plus the Week 12 Start and Sit!

In this extra special Thanksgiving episode, we talk about Guillotine Cornerstone Pieces and Thanksgiving Starts and Sits! Note: This episode was originally published on Wednesday but there were some issues on the back end

I got last:(

With 4 powerhouse teams on a bye, who can you trust to get you through this week? Find out in our Start and Sit episode where we talk about at least one player from every team, and continue our tradition of relentlessly making fun of the Giants!

We talk all the usual adds, drops, buys, sells, and of course- interview the fallen soldiers of our Don't Get Last Guillotine leagues. Tune in to hear from myself, Jack Shimanek, and Dave Nieters!

Never in my years of fantasy football have I encountered something so vile. This is the first episode under our new moniker so give it a listen! I promise it won't disappoint!

I give at least one start and one sit for each team this week and whether or not these players can be trusted in guillotine formats. Tune in to hear me make fun of the Giants, Commanders, and of course the Raiders as we prepare for week 9!

In our thirtieth episode, we talk about the players you should be targeting on your waiver wire or off of other managers' teams! Plus stay tuned until the end to hear from 3 gentlemen whose seasons came to a close.