Don't Expect Anything

It’s a bumper episode this week, with all four members of the gang in the studio! There’s some talk of seasons, Valentine’s Day, film genres and the casting process. Jeremy sings a song, Liv tells a poop story, Josh is a dog and Huw experiences a brief moment of Bionicles enthusiasm. We also expose Jeremy for not being able to roll his R’s, and somehow we also forget to interview Josh properly abo...

It’s the ol’ Duo Crew-o this week as Jeremy and Huw get down to a serious conversation about Disney World-World, Florida’s multiple levels and the layout of shopping centres. They don’t manage to cover a lot of ground before a very special guest incapacitates Jeremy and hijacks the podcast in the name of vigilante justice. That’s right, Gotham City’s Batman swoops in for some information on his mi...

This week, The Talkie Boiyz are completely confused by Jeremy’s poorly written topic suggestion. Using the ol’ standby of Ratatouille to explain everything, Huw and Liv finally catch on to help bring to life scenes audiences never saw. A peek into the hiring process at a restaurant that caters to rats and a pitch meeting with an eccentric dino-theme park owner are brought to life with these comedi...

In the red corner, wearing nothing but a long maroon scarf wrapped around his genitals. The Thriller in Vanilla, the Drain on the ol’ Main Vain(ity), HUW “THE SNITZEL” DAVIES! And in the blue corner, weighing in at (scale broken), sporting the hair cut of a much older female horse. The Chronic Stomach, the Loosest Goosest, JEREMY ‘’THE COUCH’ COSTA! Together, they are the podcast duo that deliver...

This week the Talkie Boiyz get real in ‘Sweat Talk’ before getting into they games they played while they were bored in their childhood. They follow that up with a toilet paper question from Keegan Mew that leads to a conversation that is fun for the whole family! Listen to the end for a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! These Talkie Boys are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help the...

This week the boys continue to break off the fresh new hundo in style with a high-octane tale of Jeremy’s wisdom tooth removal. Without a clip show to rely on the boys are back to drawing topics from the ‘jar,’ and this week they’re putting themselves into their preferred historical eras. Huw wanders out on the range, Jeremy gets chivalrous and Josh is strapping on his legwarmers and getting a per...

The Talkie Boys continue their trip down memory lane by revisiting some of their favourite clips from 2019. There’s appearances from fortune tellers, poet-murders, sex therapists and so much more! Thank you to everyone for listening these past two years, it has been a blast. On to our next 100 episodes! Special thanks to Liv Staffieri, Dan Yuan, Keegan Mew, Allie Craswell, Laura Costa, Jemma Johns...

100. What a number. Triple digits. Two Zeros. One milestone. The DEA Podcast has been on the air for 2 YEARS and 100 EPISODES! To celebrate, the Talkie Boys take a trip down memory lane. Jeremy has painstakingly collated some clips to share with Huw and Josh as they revisit some classic moments from 2018. These Talkie Boys are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help the...

It’s full steam ahead in this brand new decade of ours and, joined by Liv Staffieri, the team dives headfirst into some predictions regarding the 20s. Amongst these predictions is the resurgence of the 80s animated television show Top Cat, as well as the continued rise of Disney as the ultimate conglomerate. Somehow this leads to talking about hot villains, wherein Jeremy makes a disturbing admiss...

Happy New Year! To kick off this brand new decade the Talkie Boys begin with stonefruit and breakfast routines which leads into a general dairy conversation, before they dissect the process of milking a strawberry. Naturally there’s some talk about New Year’s resolutions which touches on the Big Brother reality TV programme and Jeremy yanking his crank for the government. The show is then elevated...

Deck the halls with workplace abuse Fa la la la la, la la, la la ‘Tis the season to break a federal crime Fa la la la la, la la, la la Jeremy cons his way into Santa’s workshop Fa la la la la, la la, la la He meets some cooky immortal beings Fa la la la la, la la, la la It’s the 2019 DEA Podcast Christmas Special! What are you waiting for? Metaphorically unwrap this gift by physically clicking pla...

I hope you’ve got a sweet tooth because this week we dive headfirst into the Candy Canyon™. There’s a bit of a warm-up of course, where we meet the ‘doctor’ from Long Beach; Medical Dude. As if he wasn’t weird enough we are also joined by a midwife for fruit birth, which leads into a discussion about weird fruit and vegetable combinations. A topic is finally pulled and it regards mortality. Natura...

Once again Jeremy’s hosting duties are under attack but this time by his past self as the Talkie Boys try and come up with a new tagline and introduction for the podcast (95 episodes in.) They also discuss pee etiquette and how popular they could get in high school with the knowledge they possess now. You know, just a normal thirty minute conversation. These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for a...

There comes a time when content creators realise they are out of that precious supply and must create something beautiful in a time crunch. When this happens on the DEA Podcast, you get NIGHTS VI! Jeremy and Huw discuss a mysterious garage party, visit a store that sells chickens and petards (separately), explore an adoration for wind socks and reach through the veil of the multiverse to witness t...

The episode begins with the usual pleasantries which turn into a bit of a grilling of Huw over his broken Croc problem. It’s not long until he hastily foists his self-indulgent ‘Joke Corner’ upon the podcast in an attempt to make his co-hosts like him. Between high-flying humour, the boys address a challenge which is drawn from the ‘jar’ and immediately put back before turning their attention to a...

This one is a little weird to be honest. It starts in a deep well of sadness as Jeremy breaks some terrible news, before a topic is pulled from the ‘jar.’ It concerns awkward and uncomfortable situations but morphs into a conversation about train behaviour and optimal seating selection. Jeremy pushes the conversation further from the point with some weird hypotheticals. We arrive at The Snail Conu...

Time is a fickle mistress. One day you are just a babe, crying out for love and food and then you blink and 24 years have passed you by and suddenly you’re on a podcast celebrating with two Talkie Boys. This week, Huw turns 24 (well he did when this episode was recorded) and Jeremy continues a birthday tradition by reading him his birthday scroll. These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for admira...

In a welcome break from the usual format, Jeremy has invited friends of the podcast/real life Jemma, Keegan and Liv to sit down for a nice chat. All the normal things are discussed like various milking methods and mid-90s songs in which you have to dance the same as everyone else. They then touch on why it is so important to remember to chuck up the ‘qua before mourning the loss of Keegan’s fake f...

This week on THE BONE ZONE: I, Dr. Zola, and my trusted friend and co-worker here at Belck Hospital are talking about quick and easy limb removals. One of our guests this week is Djosh Peterson from the Don’t Expect Anything Podcast, who stops by to pick up his friend Jeremy’s old chopped off leg from last Halloween. He gets more than he bargained for when we place him in a sensual man-on-crustace...

It’s a classic foursome this week as fan favourite Liv Staffieri graces the podcast with her presence. Amidst discussion of the most satisfying things life has to offer, she describes her recent encounter with a woman’s butthole during a life drawing class. Huw is also singled out in this episode, not once but twice, when he is forced into listing his top five emotions and, later on, is roundly sh...

Once again, Jeremy has left his fellow Talkie Boys high and dry, or so they thought. With a hosting hole left to fill, enter voice-double extraordinaire Regz Garbargio! He can replicate any voice and does so to make it seem as if no one is missing at all. Should I have including this behind the scenes shake-up in the episode description? Probably not… These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for ad...

Jeremy is in a bit of a funk at the beginning of this week’s episode, having just discovered some upsetting developments in the love life of his treasured family pet. However, some might accuse him of concocting this story in a ham-fisted attempt to cram as many dog-related puns as possible into the episode. I’m not here to pass judgement though, being but a humble writer of the episode descriptio...

Any piece of entertainment created in Australia pales in comparison to that ONE DAY IN SEPTEMBER, the AFL Grand Final. This year, officially making it a tradition, Jeremy and Huw are using that football spirit to bring together a group of friends to celebrate by throwing a giant party. Just like last year, they record a segment before the game in which Jeremy faces a stupid bet and Toby Greene is...

This week the Talkie Boys continue their second go around at some improvisational games. They play a game of 21 Questions, try their hand at being inventors and attempt to read each other’s minds! These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for admiration and acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, you can find them here: Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/dea...

On this week’s episode, the Talkie Boys gather once again to play some improvisational games. They’ll turn good news into bad news, tell three different stories simultaneously, accidentally insult each other and perform half of a play. Shout out to the city of Footscray for being extra noisy this week! These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for admiration and acknowledgement so if you would like...