Don't Expect Anything

While cleaning out the house, Jeremy stumbled upon a dirty lamp without a bulb and of course, while cleaning it, out pops Jeannie the Jean Genie. An ageless wish-granting creature with a penchant for denim, Jeannie offers up some genie grass before laying out the terms and conditions of her three wishes by introducing her legal representative. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowle...

Today we begin with some movie discussion, just for a change. Individual scenes this time, ones that really exemplify the craft; jazz showdowns, the cooking of soup, swashbuckling adventures, Quaalude benders; it’s all there. Then Jeremy geeks out on Dark for a bit. After some halftime hair talk, the episode rapidly shifts into a completely different area. Surprised? We’re talking expertise, and w...

This week the Talkie Boiyz get back to some games. A classic round of 20 questions is followed by sitcoms involving picking up bricks, love via phones and a "Jessie’s Girl" situation. They take a detour down some very dramatic two person scenes before attempting to meld their minds over apples and beans. Mind Meld Music: Deuces - Kevin MacLeod These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowle...

That's right, the smash hit franchise Playin' Games is back for the third installment! Listen as the Talkie Boiyz stumble through various games, from guessing celebrity ages to the art of story-telling. Be amazed as they encounter funny horsies, run-on sentences and failing to remember the alphabet! There's only one way to sum up this episode; thanks Obama. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the voi...

Virtual Josh weighs up the pros on cons of having a flesh body and explains the unexplainable paradox of making yoghurt. This all before the Talkie Boiyz dive into two question that have been argued and dissected for an eternity. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, you can find them here: Facebook: @deapodcast https://...

Jeremy is pretty angry with Huw and Liv this week for leaving him out of a once-in-a-lifetime experience. They were lucky enough to win a tour through the mysterious chocolate factory in town alongside four other eccentric international contest winners. They’ll stoke Jeremy’s jealousy by explaining gladiator battles in the Custard-y Room, nutting during Butterscotch Dreams and eating the little gu...

The episode begins with Liv’s strange experiences at the University of Hair, which may or may not actually exist. In order to pass the time during lockdown, Josh reveals that he’s been digging holes and exploring the walls of his apartment complex. For the sake of consistency, Huw and Jeremy also reveal their areas of exploration and expertise, both relating to the letter ‘H’ of course. Josh gives...

This week Huw booked a guest for Liv and Jeremy to interview, with the only information given is that they’ll be keen to meet him. His name is CJ, an American from Portland, Oregon who runs a non-profit helping homeless teenagers and also sells rare crystals and gems to help with human vibrations. CJ also has a familial connection to someone from DEA Podcast’s illustrious history of zany guests......

The mercury is way, way down this week which makes for a frosty recording session. Huddled around the warmth of the microphone, the gang discuss buttons versus zippers, contracts, and that one friend who is always getting naked. Dreams and nightmares come up once again and this time it’s all about spiders on the face, getting stabbed, and cherry tomatoes. After the weirdest ad read in DEA history,...

Well I’m sorry to have to do this to you, but it happened again. There we were, enjoying a perfectly fine episode with special guest Keegan Mew, when a certain someone decides to interrupt for the third time. Unfortunately, it’s not the charm. In fact it’s quite the opposite, as Wilson Teet takes over the podcast with stories of his ‘childhood,’ a typically contrarian attitude, and yet another wif...

DEA Nights returns with Jeremy and Huw for a fun chat between bros who like to… Oh god I can’t write this description any more without hiding the dark, macabre fact the Huw does perish in this episode and Jeremy is taken as a hostage at gunpoint. Luckily, Deputy Police Chief Haywiggle is contacted to handle the situation with a level head and a steely determination. (I shouldn’t try to do sarcasm...

While discussing which cinematic version of the Joker would win in a fight, The Talkie Boiyz are virtually interrupted by their good friend Keegan Mew. With his help the conversational docket is filled with rating Honda Civic seat-feel, sore knuckles, naughty spankings and finally, faking Keegan’s death. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help the...

We kick things off with a brief conversation about Mike Tyson punching orphans, wherein there’s a very poor attempt at an impression. A topic is pulled though, and it concerns the greatest fantasy story of all time; The Lord of the Rings. The Fellowship of the Ring is finally brought to its full strength as the gang joins up. Huw is bursting out of a cage and running around! Liv starts out with a...

Liv and Jeremy are joined by a virtual Josh this week to discuss strange food incidents and malfunctioning elevators before the topic turns dreams. From a series of Livs dreams involving a certain ex-Masterchef judge to Josh’s dinosaur world and Jeremy’s imaginary pop-star friends. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, y...

The ‘afternoon sleepies’ have come over the podcast, or at least two out of three members, so it’s a rather quiet and relaxed affair this week. We begin with a chat about teen journaling and poetry, which summons local poetry professor Mr. Locum for an impromptu lecture. After his departure the conversation continues along the same lines; poetry, books, erotic fiction, the school curriculum. Jerem...

Blocked glue containers, eating things you shouldn’t, Step Up 3’s dance warehouse, Hollywood screwing up the Transformers and X-Men franchises and cucking Mickey Mouse are all on the conversational docket this week. All that, then the episode actually begins! These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, you can find them here:...

It’s a lockdown special as Josh joins Jeremy and Huw via video call! First of all the boys discuss some new recipes they’ve been cooking up in isolation before a very musical topic is drawn. It’s another trip down memory lane, this time looking back at formative bands and albums. Josh dons his bell bottoms, Huw annoys his family by blasting the same song for a year and Jeremy questions the longevi...

This week the Talkie Boiyz welcome entrepreneur Salamis Quombomboulle to discuss the many facets of his specific trade. He’ll describe the many peaks and valleys of his career, his favourite sandwich and ask for help with a decade defining problem. Also, Josh calls in to help pitch the podcast to Mr. Quombomboulle as an investor, which goes just as well as you would think. These Talkie Boiyz are s...

The Talkie Boiyz are distracted by their dog-sitting duties this week but they get on track by discussing how they’re filling in their self-isolation time. The answer it seems is by watching a heap of trash movies which leads to conversations concerning the worst pool sex scene ever committed to celluloid and the intricacies of punk-rock karate biker ninja culture. These Talkie Boiyz are searching...

MEOW! On this week’s very special Jellicle episode, Jeremy, Huw and Liv sit down to watch the smash hit Jellicle movie event of 2019, CATS! There is no way to get through this movie while sober so listen to the Jellicle Talkie Boiyz process their thoughts through a haze of giggles. They try to remember all the insane names of the Jellicle Cats, James Cordon’s self-fat shaming performance, cats tak...

The podcast begins with a clean, crisp and decisive introduction by Jeremy which has his co-hosts spellbound. Naturally there’s a bit of back and forth before the topic wherein Josh is suspected of being a sleepy robot. The 'upstairs or downstairs' game gets a solid roasting – also there’s a great toilet paper/apocalypse pun – before we jump into some ‘would you rather’ scenarios! Liv is slapping...

Once again Jeremy is waylaid by his co-hosts pretty much as soon as the episode starts, and the frenetic energy leads to some unexpected encounters and topics. We meet Cool Ghoul - a character who doesn’t seem entirely fleshed out just yet – before rolling into a chat about Tarzan and Phil Collins. Then it’s on to guilty eating pleasures, where the gang discusses warm chocolate and nacho burritos....

This week’s episode begins where the last one ended with the Talkie Boiyz answering what their own personal hell would be. But that is not why we’re really here today. We’re really here to meet Reginald Barkly Chipton the Third, a British explorer of Africa with a… shall we say… troubled family. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, s...

Josh hires a horse-bartender, Jeremy pitches some new butthole inventions and Huw has never read any comics on this week’s crappy episode. Music from https://www.bensound.com/ These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad people out, you can find them here: Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/ Instagram: @deapodcast...

This week, Huw and Josh are served a subpoena by Plain-Tiffani Hadish Esquire on behalf of her client Regz Garbargio. An aspiring voice actor, who filled in for Jeremy on episode 87, (check that episode out to hear what previously went down) is suing the bajeezus out of the podcast for robbing him of many job opportunities. Then, after an attempt at the ol’ whoopsie-doopsie, all hell breaks loose...