Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

Cigar smoke aplenty, Garlics as domestic whor...ermmm...help. What is wrong here? Where is West Vagina? Can the Doctor find it on a map before Winston Churchill eats it? And what is a vagina miner? Find out this week...or not, as the case may be! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Series 5 episode 3 "Victory of the Daleks" so you can watch the s...

Having calmed down a little, the newly regurgitated Doctor has been asked by Amy to get some interior washroom facilities for the TARDIS, as well as some soft furnishings. What could possibly go wrong with that?!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Series 5 episode 2 "The Beast Below"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t wo...

The Doctor has regurgitated once again & is on a mission to calm down! On his way to his new costume he meets a runt, jumps over a few things, waves his flashy thing, wants everything painted black, finds himself impersonating Postman Pat & comes very close to some legs! Any idea which Doctor it is yet? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on ...

The Sultana's are back!!! Well...when we say back, obviously it's the first time we've met them on DWLIIA! You can look forward to plenty of talk of potatoes, more from the Smash robots, an epic wig & a massive fight sequence...on audio! how can you possibly afford to miss this? Answer: you can't! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode...

Having dealt with the embarrassing problems at the mall, the Doctor, Sarah & Hairy have popped out to get some toilet duck...just in case, but the Doctor has started rubbing his balls, Sarah's trousers have gone missing & Hairy goes down a hole! Better break out the jacket potatoes then! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 9 "The...

Will Viagra revive the old turd? Will NoArse pop his bubble, and leave green slime all over the floor? Will Sarah get her freak on, and Hairy get...ummm...a new pair of shoes? Tune in to find out. Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 8 "The Ark in Space"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have acc...

The snot is coming to life & worse still, so are other things! NoArse is turning into a human bubble wrap booger, the Doctor tries to become Telly Savalas & nobody is missing H from Steps! Can this get any more exciting? (That may depend on whether or not you like Kojak!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 7 "T...

Hairy has found a weirdy thing in a cupboard & it has fallen on him. The Doctor has got a charred hat & half a scarf & Sarah has been in a Japanese orgasm pod!! Aside from Frazer Hines, nobody else was in last week's episode. Will this one be different? (Hint - Yes!!! & there's also a very special guest appearance too!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file &...

The Doctor, Sarah & Hairy are off for a lovely Spanish pizza, but the shopping mall at which they arrive seems to be a bit deserted...except for some slimy green thing & some very questionable automated equipment! Best not to sneeze! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 5 "The Ark in Space"  so you can watch the story alon...

The Curry Lovers' Association - the SRS (??!!) - are on a jolly to a secret curry house, but Kenwood's nits are getting agitated & trouble (& tea!) is brewing. Meanwhile the Brig's dilemma about his 'tache increases, but there are books which may help! Just don't get in the way of the Dr's little thing! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Seaso...

The Dr & Robbie sing & dance but can they get onto the cooking show! Kenwood comes out of the closet & we learn about nits, moustaches & tea. Expect gun battles, magic tricks, crazy stunts & a totally realistic toy tank in this exciting episode! Curry is LIFE! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 3 "Robot"  so...

Fancy a curry? If so then we know a crrrrrazy robot who can help! Or maybe a spot of synchronised dancing? What about just writing B00BS on a calculator? If any of this is your bag then this is the episode for you! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 2, "Robot"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don...

It's our 50th episode & we wanted to celebrate by doing something special! So it's time for another new Doctor, & this one has to deal with a curry loving robot who pinches people's books. Sarah has an overdue library book to contend with & the Brigadier doesn't like the Doctor's hair! What fun! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12...

 As the holiday festivities begin to wind down why not keep that party going by bopping along to some more amazing tunes? & where better to party down than 15th Century Mexico? Don’t be a pussy (or a chicken), relive the excitement of the Battle of the Bands contest in our musical extravaganza! On this occasion there’s no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won’t tell...

 The Doctor has been dumped & an encounter with a big boat is beckoning, but first he has to sort out just who has mysteriously appeared in the TARDIS with him & why this newcomer is so grumpy! Maybe it’s the ensuing baldness, or maybe it’s seeing what he’ll become! Either way, the Doctor’s past is catching up with him! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when...

 The cider is flowing & the Cidermen aren’t sorry about that! They do seem to be sorry about everything else though! Rose is sorry that her dad doesn’t recognise her & is hitting on her. The Doctor is sorry that he ever mentioned Essex, & Mickey is sorry that…well…you’ll find out (& WE are sorry!!!)!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press pl...

 It’s Rose’s 21st birthday & the Doctor is taking her to a vegetarian fair, but her mum has other ideas! In her infinite wisdom, Jackie has been hiding Rose’s father, Pete for the last 21 years as a birthday surprise & he seems to have fallen in with a weird cider magnate, with dire consequences! Also, Mickey has a twin brother! Who knew?!! Queue up your DVD player or media file &...

 This episode is very special! The Dr takes Rose & Mickey to an art deco spaceship but meets a squeaky girl & six giant puppets with massive tools! Fear not though, it’s not all dread & doom, there’s a bakery, a manager’s ball AND a horse & the Doctor sings too! Just how ace is that?!! Don’t miss the song at the end & try to spot 2 very special guests too! Queue up your DV...

 Exactly what dance WILL Warren do? Can you mend people? How much should you market action figures for? What time is the disco? Will Adric ever fit in? Will Hindle actually get to finish his story before the story finishes? &, man, just how realistic is that snake? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 12 “Kinda”  s...

 Who let the monkeys out of the cage? Why is Todd screaming & saying ‘monkey’ over & over? Did someone leave acid where the Doctor could find it? What’s with the old woman’s stick, & whose stick is bigger? This & more may be revealed in this weeks episode! Keep an ear out for a guest appearance from a very well known podcaster… Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’l...

 In this week’s episode, a blind woman finds a man weeing in her house, her daughter wants people to touch her box, Adric gets touched & doesn’t like it, Tegan talks to herself, Todd says “monkey”,  Sanders goes on a trip & Hindle attempts to tell a story! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 10 “Kinda”  s...

 From Four to Doomsday we move on to Kinda… Nyssa’s sleepy, Tegan’s sleepy, what they’re all wondering is why the hell isn’t Adric sleepy? Instead the Doctor teams up with Nerys Hughes whilst she wonders when she’ll get her bush trimmed! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 9 “Kinda”  so you can watch the story along w...

 The story concludes with a search for Alan Shearer. Adric falls out of favour (who didn’t see THAT coming!?), there’s an exciting space sequence & a big fight, & Paul Hogan returns! Will Nyssa stay upright this week? If you’ve seen the original episode then you know the answer already! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play  Season 19, epi...

 In this week’s episode Nyssa gets an offer she cannot accept, the Doctor laughs when Bigon says “balls”, Adric goes on a search for pies, Tegan swears a lot, King Frog loses his accent, Peter Purves gets all sweaty & Henley gets fired! Plus lots of other stuff as well! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 7 “Four to Doomsday”&n...

 It’s quite easy being green when you are dining with frogs. What do they have ready to serve our hungry crew? In which dancing is taken to a new level, King Frog finally finds a use for Adric, the Doctor learns a new trick with balls, Tegan gets aggressive & Nyssa sees more than she bargained for. Now with added Cato! Tune in to see if anyone croaks… Queue up your DVD player or media fil...