Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

 Having escaped the madness of Jeff’s games, our heroes (& Adric) arrive on a spaceship with flying footballs & a strangely garlicky odour! How good is the Doctor in a staring contest? Who would have their toilet so far from their control room? & could Adric of all people be a culinary genius? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19...

In this week's exciting episode, Jeff's game plays to its final, dramatic conclusion, Tegan & Nyssa try to keep their clothes on, the Doctor discovers some very unusual fancy dress, Minivan's true identity is uncovered & Adric tries not to barf. Now with THAT kind of synopsis, how can you NOT listen straight away?? Don't worry, it's easy, no strings attached!!! Queue up your DVD player or...

This week's episode was late thanks to some bees that hadn't been kept in their hives. They took a Ferrari out for a test drive and let me tell you... Have you ever seen a car dealership/hotel/beekeeping place like this? Our TARDIS crew hasn't and that's just the beginning of their problems!! The other being this weird game of hide and seek Jeff is playing with Adric... DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR! Q...

The Doc is in a box, but not with a fox. He has the picnic. Tegan and Nyssa try to rent a car from A Dealership on a rock, and the natives get restless. Does this leave them all in a Jam? Tune in to find out. The real question is, what about Jeff?! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 2 "Castrovalva"  so you can watch the story along wi...

Another new era begins! This one features TWO new Doctors, one outgoing & one incoming! It also features 3 new companions & the Doctor's old friend, Jeff! What can possibly go wrong? And who is that introducing the episode... Tune in! Adric encourages it! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 1 "Castrovalva"  so you can watch...

Whoooooooo has gas? Loads of gas! The Doctor visits his Uncle Wyatt, who likes to sing with the freshly dead. It's an explosion of fun, with a touch of beetroot on the side. Even J.K. Rowdy gets involved. Listen closely, but if you hear the sound of gas hissing...run!!! (Keep your hankie handy!) Tune in! Sing along! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on...

It's time for the Doctor and Rose to save the world, with no help from Cassandra! (She's the bitchy trampoline we met before, when the Doctor took Rose on a date. Well this Doctor is not a fan, although this one hasn't met her yet. We met her out of order... all timey-wimey... no, that episode hasn't happened yet either.) Oh, and there's puns in this episode. I bee-leaf olive the tree puns are qua...

A new Doctor! A new improvisor to play that Doctor! New choices to be made and made they shall be. Here's the rundown: Rose dresses mannequins that move, and runs the lottery to the basement only to be grabbed by a vegetarian in a blue box. (That's that new Doctor I mentioned earlier) Mickey becomes plastic, mannequins come to life, Jackie tries to jump on a stiffy, and a vat of cheese curdles in...

We've got more music this week! If you thought those last songs were good (you're correct, they were) you're in for a treat this week. Get out your piano, synthesizer, and weird objects that sound like music when you play them a certain way: just like a cheesy radio station DJ would say: here's Musical Interlude 2! On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we...

This week we bring you the first of our musical interludes, an episode jam packed with songs from episodes of the podcast spanning from An Earthy Child to the Garlics. It's not a clip show, it's a show comprised of short poems or other set of words set to music and performed for your delight. On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won't tell you wh...

It’s nearly time for Barbara’s big performance at the music festival as Loretta, but the crew haven’t even rehearsed! Plus they don’t have a set list & it’s becoming doubtful she can sing anyway. What about the Doctor & Cameca? Will he get her to wear a bag? Everyone’s getting prepared in their costumes & funny hats, & the excitement is building. Questions abound: Is Ian still trap...

 Bands, roadies, pizza, gargle – these are all the buzzwords we’ve been longing to hear. Loretta adopts a tough chick image, even if her wardrobe is more feathers than leather & cone bras. Ian vouches for lotion & corduroy. (The word gargle is used twelve times in this episode, Kat counted!) The Doctor finds someone as questionable as he is, it must be love! Susan learns a festival so...

 The TARDIS team is more confused than ever. Loretta channels her inner diva. Susan learns a new song. The Battle of the Bands gets physical when Ian makes a new friend. Meanwhile, the Doctor’s in the garden picking herbs? Will Susan learn the song in time? Will Loretta ever change out of her chicken suit? Does the Doctor learn a new trick from Comeca? & who the heck is Jeff? You’ll just...

 The Doctor & his TARDIS team: Susan, Ian, & Barbara get embroiled in a battle of the bands competition. However we must ask...Who is Loretta? Could she be the newest companion to join the TARDIS? Is she the Aztec answer to Cher, Dolly Parton, the Backstreet Boys & Britney Spears all rolled into one? Stop asking silly questions & listen to find out! Make sure to get out your b...

The story is coming to a close. Six weeks searching for butt lube and something that may be horny goat or butt weed, we aren't exactly sure. It's an episode of searching: Barbara is searching for a silver statue (to melt into a silver bracelet, natch), some are searching for keys to drinks cabinets and no one is searching for Susan when she is in a box. Listen in as storylines are tied up and at l...

The Doctor is back... did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny goat weed. This week features exciting escapades like Susan looking for zippers, a stop off at Superdrug , questionable behavior from Gallifreyans that should know better, and plenty of innuendo. As always,...

The quest for the... butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet's Canada. (It isn't of course because no one is nearly polite enough!) They meet a mountain man with epic eyebrows who wants to trade a more suitable coat to Ian for that watch he's wearing and poor Susan and Sabetha are left traversing bridges without adult...

This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian's terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet the Dr's glad he's on holiday this week! Wait, what about Susan you ask? Susan loses her lust for glitter & gets ignored, but we find out what Barbara looks like in fishnets! Queue up your DVD play...

Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can't keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character's theme been used so much i...

Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will...

School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits... Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions. Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That's right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast! Queue up your DVD player! Or...

Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6... This week promises a queen, Enormous' Len's telescope and clowns. Terrifying... I mean amusing... Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you're...

New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that's why he's taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That's a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 1, New Earth  so you’ll be in sync. You can als...

Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we're already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the Edge of Destruction part 2, "The Brink of Disaster"  so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podc...

Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There's a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what'll be next up on the TV! Susan's crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll t...