Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

The Doctor & Mel are on a search for alcohol when a chance meeting with the Galactic Emperor sends them towards the centre of the booze universe....Wales!!! They are joined by a weird clucking woman who hasn't been putting her correct bins out! I sense trouble ahead!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 9 "Delta and the Ban...

The Doctor gatecrashes Rory's rehearsal to take him & Amy somewhere where she can get her crack lubricated, & to see a tennis or cricket match...but the pitch is flooded & nobody can find a plumber or a dentist! How will they all cope?! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Series 05, episode 6 "Vampires of Venice"  so you can watc...

The Weeing Angles have returned to make silly noises & to put the Doctor off his picnic, which is already proving to be problematic since the Picnic Manoeuvre Squad have camouflaged themselves rather too well...& Amy's crack is all sandy! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Series 05, episode 5 "Flesh and Stone"  so you can watch the...

After his latest run-in with the Garlics, the Doctor has decided to take Amy to a toy museum, but it's never as simple as that & before he knows it he is off on a picnic with a mad stalker chef & some unexpected guests! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Series 05, episode 4 "The Time of Angels"  so you can watch the story along wit...

After the tension, drama & massive partying of last week's episode, we thought it was a good idea to kick back with some fun tunes, so here's the latest of our musical compilations, this time focusing on the exploits of the manically vegetarian 9th Doctor! Enjoy! 🙂 Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.

 It’s the end….but the moment has been prepared for!! On board a freighter full of volatile chilli, heading closer & closer to the sun, surrounded by Cidermen & having still not eaten, it doesn’t bode well for Adric! Surely this won’t end well…..or will it?……Or won’t it?! Laughter track on standby!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on&nbs...

 In their efforts to book a table at the restaurant, the Doctor & his chums have ended up on a spaceship that smells suspiciously of cider! Listen, is that a schtum schtum noise I can hear? Ooops! Sorry about that! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 21 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but d...

 There’s been a double booking at the restaurant, the waiters are singing Ooby Dooby at everyone, the Doctor’s been snitting & Adric is being even more of a twat than usual! Worst of all the Cidermen are back & are behind the whole sorry mess! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 20 “Earthshock”  so you can wat...

 Have you ever been to a new restaurant that’s so exclusive that they make you go through a really complicated booking procedure before you can get a table? Well that’s where we’re at this week. The food is to die for, Adric! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 19 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us...

 Watch out, watch out, there’s a butler about….in fact there are several! One of them is creeping about causing mischief at the murder mystery weekend & either Nyssa or her lookalike is currently at his mercy! Meanwhile, Adric is stuffing his face…again!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 18 “Black Orchid”  so y...

 Adric likes trains, really likes trains! But if there’s one thing Adric likes more than trains, it’s maths! & if there’s one thing Adric likes more than maths, it’s food! So let’s hope there’s some sort of rave buffet he can go to this week, eh? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 17 “Black Orchid”  so you can wa...

 Tegan is about to open a box, Mace has just had a very close encounter with the Disco Robot, the Dr’s doohickie has met its maker, & Adric’s limp has mysteriously disappeared!! Will they all go to Terry’s party & if so will they get pissed as newts? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 16 “The Visitation”  so...

 The troupe of actors hired by Terry to find his missing lumps have instead found the Dr & Mace & want to chop their heads off in case the lumps are in there, but it’s ok because Mace & the Dr are men of commerce (apparently)!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 15 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the...

 The TARDIS crew have met a zoo owner who is on the hunt for animals. A shame then that they seem to be in rural England where the most exotic thing thus far is a horse! Maybe the disco robot qualifies? Or Adric? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 14 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don...

 Fireworks, disco robots, lumps, zoos, hats, string, manta rays, radios! This episode has all that plus Adric’s most convincing fall! Will Tegan ever get her room back & will Giorgio Moroder sue? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 19, episode 13 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if y...

 There’s a cheap yellow plastic shrimp with its eye on Mel!!! Will it get her or will Prix overcome his omniphobia & actually do something? The Captain’s meeting with the Great Frappucino didn’t seem to be going well either….maybe there’s a new religion they can all join? (Hint – there is!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on ...

 At the Hotel California the parrots have arrived, but only the Captain can see them. This may be down to too much wine, or possibly the rather suspect cans from the dispensing machines! Mel needs to wet her whistle & she may be about to get her chance! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 24  episode 7 “Paradise To...

 There may be plenty of room in this thrilling story, but with Prix smashing doors in, & Wangs running amok cleaning everything, it is left to the Doctor to find the master’s chambers, whilst Mel is about to find that the Quick Knits are more than ready for the feast! Now, please bring my wine! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on&nb...

 Mel drags the Doctor to a bar, but the Hotel’s Betty Ford Wing has some annoying inhabitants, & that’s before we get to the Starbucks Police, speed knitters, plastic espresso machines or the French waiter! Pink champagne on ice anyone? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 24  episode 5 “Paradise Towers”  so yo...

 With Abba pounding in his ears & various Doctor Who luminaries telling his Aunt Shirley the ingredients for the perfect margarita, will the Doctor escape the resort planet & if so….what the hell for???!!! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 24  episode 4 “Time and the Rani” so you can watch the story along wit...

 Aunt Shirley has revealed herself & the Doctor isn’t happy! Aunt Shirley doesn’t seem to be happy either, not do the bats in the lounge, or the mad masseuse woman, or Beyus the birdman, or indeed Mel, who can’t find a drink anywhere! Maybe some Abba will help? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 24  episode 3 “Tim...

  Mel is spinning out of control inside a flying ball & it is remarkably….something!!! The newly regurgitated Doctor has met his Aunt Shirley who seems to be running a resort planet with the help of a camp bat & a grumpy bird…& best of all, they’re back in a quarry! What are the chances? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on&n...

 Tired of his ridiculous costume, the Doctor has hurled himself at the console in disgust & is regurgitating again! This time he’s short, he’s apparently Scottish (not that you can tell!) & he’s about to be reacquainted with a family member! Siri! Glitter gun on standby! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on  Season 24 ...

The second part of our 2 part conversation with five of our newer cast members. This week we look ahead to the future & find out what everyone felt when Jodie was announced. Back to our usual nonsense next week!

As a change from our usual episodes this week we invite you to meet some of our cast members who weren't with us when we recorded our original introduction, so join Derek, Kerry, Robin, Drew & Pinky in conversation with Miles.